viagetty
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off putting woman economics watch accoumt
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crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
11 days ago
it’s bandcamp friday, i just released my new album last month! check it out and do consider giving me seven whole dollars for it, it’s very good
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Baby's Day Out is about a vagrant baby that wanders everywhere irresponsibly. much less employable than Boss Baby
11 days ago
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i thought the movie mid-90s was about old people because of the title but damn, they look pretty good for their age!
11 days ago
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my som said your son killed a seabird
13 days ago
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it's actually much safer to lose your mind these days
24 days ago
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yang looks like the criterion come and see poster
27 days ago
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crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
about 1 month ago
memento is a heartbreaking movie about a man who will never be buried in a jewish cemetery
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me giving myself wolf cut bangs
about 2 months ago
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antifa made my room dirty
2 months ago
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take advantage of my loophole 😛
2 months ago
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i learned to change my shape at juilliard
2 months ago
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having a gay brother is very brave
2 months ago
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never ending pussy drop at olive garden
3 months ago
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don't know much about minestrone don't know much about ravioli don't know much about tortellini
3 months ago
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popping out of the delorean to say that your kids are gonna love this sigma chad advice
3 months ago
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gay people lore is too complicated. so you like the same things? thats humanity...
3 months ago
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dj playing no scrubs at the end of the world
3 months ago
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its called plaque-maxxing amd im 3 months fluoride free
3 months ago
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i am going to hypnotize the owners of pornhub
3 months ago
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i am going to hypnotize the owners of pornhub
3 months ago
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Roach Sucking Unit is what they call me when i smoke weed
3 months ago
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when i buy my own house i can finally fulfill my dream of setting up home alone traps for myself
3 months ago
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tower of babel... ermmmm ill live in one of those please! ☝️🤓
3 months ago
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The Naked Gun? all these woke libs would have liked it if it were called The Gay Kid Won!
3 months ago
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some people think nursery rhymes are clever, but i think doctor-y rhymes are way more clever!
3 months ago
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tank from the matrix but with tits
3 months ago
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You’ve been hit by you’ve been struck by a second plane
over 2 years ago
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Gooooood morning shoppers! A second plane has hit the world trade center
over 2 years ago
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big whoop
3 months ago
Babe I’m so scared about political destabilization, can you send nudes
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little lamb
3 months ago
If I was rich I would get in a serious car crash every day
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add a skeleton here at some point
3 months ago
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you two have raised a fine young femboy
3 months ago
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Build Your Own Cravings Box? my cravings built me!
3 months ago
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my wife packed a diet coke and a twenty dollar bill for me as my lunch at my job on the submarine
4 months ago
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seatgeek, you have blood on your hands
6 months ago
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mamdani wants to put the borg cube in new york
4 months ago
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steve urkel when faced with a moral dilemma: "should i do that?"
4 months ago
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Domain Holder of Sex.Com for president 2028
4 months ago
do you think anyone injects hormones between their toes like its heroin
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Eri :03 ΘΔ 🔜 ANE
4 months ago
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beccadagoo
almost 2 years ago
joe biden: i never lost any of my baby teeth. i still have all of them in my mouth. and all my adult teeth are in there too. that makes 52 teeth. reporter: sir the question was about a ceasefire
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my pants are poop-coded
4 months ago
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kony was weird. having child soldiers was pretty weird tbh
4 months ago
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i love that you can google search "weird french twins" and the bogdanoffs come up
4 months ago
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puzzle pieces fit better when theyre wet
4 months ago
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budum
4 months ago
My journalism isn’t yellow. More of a tasteful lemon chiffon
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crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
5 months ago
imagine how crazy that mask must have made jim carey’s butthole look!!!
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how about Now You Seat Me and its magicians on a plane
5 months ago
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1984 baseball is illegal
5 months ago
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crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️
5 months ago
kevin nealon, don't!!! you're gonna make the price of microphones skyrocket if you keep hoarding so many of these!!!!
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