conde nast? whY don’tchu b KINDA NASTY 2 me

Real Cinephiles get there Dick sucked during KLUTE

GOOD PUSSY should emits a resonant tone

GOODBYE penis chainy, may Cunt Ropy replace u in this life!

[sexting my ex from new number] Happy to Hear about Zohran Mamdani. how Bout we celebrate by putting ur Mouth-on-me?

“pussy”? you mean your southern pocket? “mouth”? you mean your northern pocket? art thou not Carrying Things In There?????? well i have something Normal Sized 2 start with!!!!!!!!!

do amish people even know about internet porno?????

my Enemies put fake pussy hole on wall and i run Right Into It like wile e coyote

Could Never get a Pussy tattoo — would spend all my Time trying to fuck it

dark forces have gathered — To Suck Me Off in da Graveyard, woo!!!!!

Dear Miss Monnica Bellucci, please Blow Me. below attached is a Photo of my Modest penis, which your Pillowy Lips would cushion w/ ease and Grace. i Look Forward to meeting u, as does my Mind of Its Own

disguysing myself as Not HOMO to play prank on penis and Balls

been experiencing the Manfella’s Erect, i think somebody’s Poinis is hord, but it’s Not!

rubbing my Prnis on da criterion bluedrays @ barn and nobles, “You still gonna charge for this, or are ya gonna throw it away? May as well Give It To Me if that’s the case, wouldn’t Want It 2 go 2 WASTE” the manager stares, Blinks Sideways, Pure Evil In Her Heart

need my dick SUCKED @ a ac dc Covers Band Show. Rock and roll!

i haven’t even gotten Off ONCE with this chick!!! Burn It All To Hell!!!!!!!

ken m spacey, y couldn’t u just be Normal about liking da Cock and da Balls?

sex? sounds good! with a beautiful woman??? even better!!!!

she’s initiating a transfer of wealth from my BALLS 2 her MOUTH

TSGAY — i’m trans and i’ll frot your COCK in tha AirPort!

jordan PENISon, and he’s crying At a Pussy!

i’m am the Five Gum chewer of getting my Dick Sucked, for i know how it Feels

girl, yor pussy’s been lookin FEMinized

“HAVE A NICE DAY”? How bout U SUCK A NICE GAY — ME! I’ll be Polite!

beautiful laydee sucking MY penis????? How It Happened 2 Me, a Memoir

ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED: i’m Have coomed!!!!

popping a Platinum trophy in the pussy

Dear Miss Monnica Bellucci, please Blow Me. below attached is a Photo of my Modest penis, which your Pillowy Lips would cushion w/ ease and Grace. i Look Forward to meeting u, as does my Mind of Its Own

[my washed Ass in the Air] how bout you stop posting a bout Jimmy kimmel and gimme rimmel in stead?

in Horny times, Fuck

star war Pussy had me falling 2 da horny side

racing 2 da bAthroom, “gotta make my Shame before getting sum Brain” like my granpappy’s collar tat used 2 say

doing DJ record scratch hand motions on a pussy at the Bank of America

canoodling with da vag

ray Charles musta been the Most Prolific Masturbator of all time to get that blind!!!!!!

evil woman w/ beautiful tits? Some Say that’s Sydney Squeegee, i say — sounds like my Ex Wife!

i’m in a phase in my Life where getting Sucked Off could really Work for me

stubbed moi Peenus

STUPIDEST thing babies do????? LEAVING A PUSSY!!!!! stay, stay, stay — it will never be so easy again!!!!!!!!!

i miss Vageen

cumming DISrespectfully on Sydney Squeegee’s giant RACIST tits, 2 show Her Who’S boss

i’m Wiping my ASS in vr

i’ve given it a lot of thought, and i’m at a stage in my life, where sex — with a beautiful woman — would be good for me

neat pussy — can i fuck it, boss?

they say imperfections Make Things Beautiful. WeLL THEn, my penis must beeeeeeee Gorgeous!

oim wearin WATER WINGS in the pussy

Babe, the folds of ur pussy are Warped and perverse

[in a Robot’s Pussay] everything’s computer!

rogger Ebert was jawlessly masturbating at end of his Life — insporational

i would ENJOY sex relations with michelle obama, and Most Women, Too