the Ass is the Pussy of the Butt

Would Like 2 see, a beautiful Lady in these

This May Sound CRAZY, but i had a Vision, and if i fuck your wife in tha pussy, we can Travel through Time!!!! you have to believe me, you have to Let Me In There Now!!!!!

just Pussyfucked your Wife, dude!!!!!!

all i want for Christmas is to Be Sucked Off

O Shopkeep! Pack of all-Pink crAyons for my vaginal Coloring book, please!

Could NEVER BE a COP. i would have Internal Affairs with a Pussy!!!!!

went 2 da library for da dvd section, Not a Single Fuckin Porno!!!!!

Getting a Hand Job from Jackie CHan and we are on Last Name basis: Jack me, Chan!

Call My URges For Hard Drugs and Pussy The Museum, the Way That At Night They Come To Life!

can Santa bring me VPN for Porno? my state has ID Law

ho, ho, Ho? sounds like a Dream!

FRANTIC text to webmd ai chatbot: if i eat egg then suck dick will i have baby from fertilize???(((

seems like everyone's sharing their spot-a-guy unwrapped today! nothing like taking that condom OFF!

j-lo makes my penis cry

SOMEBODY, ANY BODY, make machine from Strange Days (1995) REAL, so that i may know Dave Franco’s sexual Memories of Allison Brie!!!!!!!

VPN: View Porno NOW

CD PROJEKT RED? how bout my Grindr Bio says “CDs, give me head”?????

when i kick tha bucket, build statue of me getting my dick sucked in my honor, it’s how i should be Remembered!

aheh, aheh, this cough is so Baaaad. i need 2 see the doctor. Doctor Pussy, make me an appointment; please!

thankful 4 Celebrity Nudes, hard core Porno; and the Boobies and Asses of beautiful womens who i see in Public!

when i am “watching” Porn

i hope this email finds you sucking me off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Erected my penis in a statue’s Honor

next thing they do is place a nation wide Ban on “Having a Good Time”

red dye 40???? you mean the thing that makes me Cum?????

Love 2 show a Lady a MR T (Most Respectful Time!)

anne Hathaway? i’d like 2 show her Most Respectful Time (MRT) anne havemyway with her!!!!

i do Believe in the healing power of a receiving a half hour Blow Job. a sitcom w/ commercials length affairr

if Constitution is SOOOOO GREAT, why come right to get a blowjob isn’t in there??? should be top 3 rights, at least!!!!

i Think You Should leave, alright — i Think You Should leave ur mouth on my balls!!!!!!!!!!!

internet Porno is so much better than Video Gaming, or other Gaming too

HELlo @tsa.gov , one of ur Agents was Looking 🔭👀 especially Sexxy the other day. Could i have their 📲📞☎️ number, and Maybe even their consent 4 a good time?

u too good 4 pussy, son?

has Billy Maher ever been some body’s Gay Awakening??????

my Asshole is my Roman Wilderness of Pain

bugonia? hey boo, u gonia suck on my Calk?

New Hobby: taking longer times in Toilet Room

Steve Irwing died from PENETRATION BABY

[talking as though revealing a chill little Secret] Next Time ur @ a ZAXBY’S, if the lady is Cute, ask for a BlowJob. i Think u’ll like it

conde nast? whY don’tchu b KINDA NASTY 2 me

Real Cinephiles get there Dick sucked during KLUTE

GOOD PUSSY should emits a resonant tone

GOODBYE penis chainy, may Cunt Ropy replace u in this life!

[sexting my ex from new number] Happy to Hear about Zohran Mamdani. how Bout we celebrate by putting ur Mouth-on-me?

“pussy”? you mean your southern pocket? “mouth”? you mean your northern pocket? art thou not Carrying Things In There?????? well i have something Normal Sized 2 start with!!!!!!!!!

do amish people even know about internet porno?????

my Enemies put fake pussy hole on wall and i run Right Into It like wile e coyote

Could Never get a Pussy tattoo — would spend all my Time trying to fuck it

dark forces have gathered — To Suck Me Off in da Graveyard, woo!!!!!