the Muppets are good make more episodes please

I know the Ravens weren't great last year, but Stern was there for The Wonder Years.

KNEEL BEFORE ZOD unless you have any knee or hip issues, in which case, please feel free to have a seat in one of the padded chairs provided for your convenience.

My latest article on @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social looks at a glaring red flag in Fernando Mendoza's draft profile. Please check it out, folks. www.nbcsports.com/fantasy/foot...

This ends with us having five different international weekday openers and my wife sending letter bombs to the NFL league office

James Van Der Beek's family (wife & 6 kids) are going to lose their home because his cancer treatment was so insanely expensive. This man was in the public eye, entertaining us for decades. He was a multimillionaire. Healthcare bankrupted them. What in the actual FUCK is wrong with this country??

Remember when Gary Lineker, who as far as I know pays tax in the UK, was told to stick to football?

This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)

Will Sergeant from Echo and the Bunnymen.

The 2026 Cup Draws have taken place! Find out who the 1s and 2s will be facing in their quest for silverware in 2026. maghull.play-cricket.com/news_details...

AND IN THE NAKED LIGHT I SAW TEN THOUSAND RAIDERS MAYBE MORE Fighters talking without speaking Receiving orders without listening We jumped just before the missiles hit, we were so scared Cause no one dared To fight the Sound of Cylons

Hello FTL my friend I've come to jump with you again Cause the toasters came slowly creeping While all but Gaeta were sleeping DRADIS warning, alert Adama, new contact They're fracking back It is the Sound of Cylons

Gavin and Stacey.

@frankinthechat.bsky.social and @jaketrowbridge.bsky.social are such genuinely good guys and offered some really interesting early NPSS advice

Repost with a photo of yours that would make a good album cover

Joe Cunningham “honoured” to lead 2nd XI into 2026. maghull.play-cricket.com/news_details...

Unserious operation.

The cover for Billy Joel’s single Tell Her About It looks like it’s from an ad campaign about informing your partners you have an STD

Show her you love her by taking her to watch Sheffield Wednesday get beat.

Manifesting a position change here, @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social .

. @livingthestream.bsky.social was ROBBED

JOKER: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? ME: No, but I once pissed in a urinal next to Hulk Hogan at a Denny's.

Dude had an operation then decided it was time to go to hospital.

Way to read the market.

David Njoku to the Broncos would be a lot of fun.

New 1st XI captain Lawrenson ready for “unforgettable” 2026 season. maghull.play-cricket.com/news_details...

first-ballot yawn from Kraft there

Second straight year a Drake has gotten absolutely humiliated at the Super Bowl

THE BARNYARD

First Ian Eagle “SEPARATION!” call of the game.

in the interest of Patriots hating Seahawks are birds Go Birds

Always thought it was Charlie Poot

You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.

I'm not Kreskin, I can't levitate X wing fighters

‼️‼️‼️ BREAKING NEWS ‼️‼️‼️ Kirk Cousins is expected to be released by the Falcons before the start of the new league year. Per Adam Schefter.

Watching the ice dancing is really rather therapeutic. And of course I absolutely know the difference between a rocker, a counter, a bracket and a Choctaw.

made a quick super bowl prediction with some speedy tale of the tape: adityaanalytics.substack.com/p/super-bowl...

the only thing that can stop Mr Beast at this point is (eyes narrow) Mr Bwest

Sure, Lindsay Vonn skied in the Olympics with a 100% ruptured ACL only 1 week after suffering the injury, but I woke up without hitting snooze on my alarm today so can we really say which of us is stronger?

My newest rage-bait posting campaign in my Niners-centric fantasy football home league chat (I'm a Niners-hater) has been sharing sub-station stuff Business is booming

I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent

Farewell 9. Rest easy. www.gridiron-magazine.com?nfl=sonny-ju...

Sonny Jurgensen has one of my favorite highlights. Rest in Peace to a legend.

Hunter Henry looks like what happens when I try to make Tom Brady in the Madden character creator

Eli's Coming! Or not My Man Mike with #nfl #halloffame Redux

I have spotted Big Dom. He is big.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Today is my 10th anniversary of starting to write for @rotoviz.com . Still an honour, and will always be grateful to the likes of Shawn, Dave, Blair, Charlie and of course the legendary Fantasy Douche for their support and patience.

local who can tell im a tourist: enjoy the city just don’t go to uptown after dark there’s a very specific gang up there me: I’ll be fine [10pm and the salsa boys have me cornered]

Word Up. Just an awful song, horrible.