Googling who Chad Kelly is. BRB.

Sometimes I wonder if Bluesky deserves my content.

The Texas Rangers have a pitcher named Luis Curvelo who throws 4 different pitches — one of which is NOT a curveball. Just seems selfish to me, to be honest.

Edwin Diaz is going to end up being a historically good free agent pickup for the Dodgers.

They should promise the collection to their fans at a price that seems like it wouldn’t even make sense for them, then, after fans start buying them, ask for the fans to give them back bc they realized in hindsight it wasn’t a good business deal for them.

Know any cool companies/people in need of graphic design, web design, video editing or related work? haggertycreative.com/portfolio/

Unironically posting this on April Fool’s Day is so Jets-coded it hurts.

Has anyone found a good way to share an Instagram Reel on here? Whenever I try to, it just looks like this:

Weird. They literally just allowed help at running back to sign with Atlanta this month.

“LeBron James…is stronger than Kevin Huerter…and that’s why…he got that rebound.” - a thing that was actually said on live television by Pistons colors commentator Greg Kelser a minute ago.

If you told me that this was the first time these two had ever left the house and said words to people who weren’t each other, I would believe you. youtu.be/kgjJPoyqU0Y?...

Confession: The Jake Gyllenhaal remake of Road House is one of my guilty pleasure comfort watches, and I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve seen it.

The Boozer twins have the charisma of a paperclip.

I’m sure I’ll get called a hater, but I promise, I’ve been one of the biggest Peaky Blinders fans on the planet. Loved the show. It could do no wrong by me. But the movie? Man. I was really disappointed. Not terrible. Glad I watched, but a long war from the bar set previously.

The score of this game at this very moment was not lost on my 13-year-old son.

Markwayne's a huge Barry Lyndon fan.

In the McDonald’s drive thru line (don’t judge) and I overhear this: McDonald’s employee: “Welcome to McDonald’s. Did you use our mobile app?” Customer: “No. (angrily) Gimme a Big Mac.” And the crazy part is, I’m 100% sure who he voted for.

I’m sitting in the waiting area of a mechanic’s shop in my very red town in NC, waiting for my oil to be changed, and I’ve never felt more torn. There’s a Hispanic woman sitting a few seats down from me, and she’s playing music and videos with Latin audio playing loudly.

I hate Rand Paul. It brings me intense feelings of deep loathing to have to stan anything he says. But this was good.

During his confirmation hearing today, Markwayne Mullin said: "I'm never going to be the smartest guy in any room." First off, hard agree. But second, really? I appreciate humility, but...ANY room? Why haven't you done anything about that? Why aren't you reading, studying, learning? Weak.

Until a few minutes ago, I had never heard famous director, Ryan Coogler, speak in my life. No disrespect, but what is that accent? I legit need someone to explain it to me.

If these first two games are any indication of what the rest of the tournament has in store, March Madness is going to be insane.

Who is letting my man get lined up like this?? Diabolical.

Not sure what happened, but someone clearly got into my account. Changed my password, but it’s a bummer that it happened.

Luka gives the Lakers the lead with less than a second remaining in OT

Just finished watching S3E5 (Hold Your Horsies) of Shrinking, and I’m honestly pissed. The Jimmy/Meg thing was so forced, and it’s been so obvious for so long that they were going to try and make it happen. Meg is married. Her character is deeply unlikable. Sophie is awesome. Super dumb.

It's been less than an hour. Has the White House found a way yet to link the Detroit temple attack to liberals, Democrats, pro-Palestinians, and Americans who are against genocide in the Middle East? Did they find "Eff Israel" inscribed on the car door?

There were a whole lot of people on this application yesterday hee-hawing about how the Raiders looked stupid after the Crosby trade being cancelled, and how all of their signings would be nullified. Your energy is real different today, I see.

Oh, hey. Would ya look at that? Trey Hendricksen — fresh off a hip surgery — managed to pass his Baltimore physical. The wonders of modern medicine never cease to amaze me (when two 1st round draft picks you previously agreed to send are not on the line).

🐂 💩

Yeah. I bet.

Hopefully more coming, bc it would’ve been better to say nothing at all than to only say this.

Sean Tucker being tendered makes me a sad panda.

[Hensley] Ravens GM Eric DeCosta is scheduled to speak to reporters at 5 p.m. to discuss what has been a wild start to free agency for Baltimore twitter.com/jamisonhensl...

It’s been made clear by multiple people around the NFL at all levels that Baltimore had all the information and understood where Maxx Crosby’s knee was in terms of his recovery timeline. Many in the league believe GM Eric DeCosta and the Ravens ultimately just got cold feet.

[Breer] The Raiders will honor all the agreements they made with free agents—both their own and the incoming guys—over the last 48 hours, despite the stunning developments of last night. All options remain in play with Maxx Crosby. Vegas is certainly very open to keeping him. x.com/albertbreer/...

ElAttrache is one of, if not the most world renowned orthopedic surgeon in the world. Anyone who thinks he would have misled Baltimore or not given them the full picture is insane. This was dirty.

[Wolfe] One NFL GM told me everybody involved in Maxx Crosby talks knew he would be out until June/July coming off meniscus surgery. Consensus opinion I’ve got from NFL decision makers: Ravens got cold feet & it could impact how other teams work w/ BAL going forward. twitter.com/CameronWolfe...

[Schefter] Raiders already have received calls from “several” teams inquiring about the availability of Maxx Crosby in a trade, per source. For now the Raiders are prepared to get Crosby healthy and have him play for Las Vegas. But they are listening to other teams. twitter.com/AdamSchefter...

Just curious: Does the football community think Maxx Crosby’s contract spanned the entirety of LVR’s cap space? His contract represented $30 mil of the whole thing. They had the most space BEFORE they traded him. Even if Crosby is back, there’s no reason these deals would be null.

Dear Mock Drafters who are still mocking Jeremiyah Love to the Chiefs after they signed Walker: What is you doin'?

I guess it's shtick, and maybe I'm just the only one not into it, but does NFL Network's Mike Garafalo really need to be a constant dick to everyone else on the broadcast? Just is a little much.

Does anybody have a good list to follow on here for NFL free agency? I have some good football lists, but I want one that’s going to be almost nothing but NFL news for tomorrow.

Just saw an ESPN NFL free agency article that predicted Alec Pierce would sign with the Chargers, and now I'm just going to be angry the rest of the day. At least try a little bit, you guys.

I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired, bc it means there are some kind of consequences, and bc she’s a legitimately evil person who deserved it, but forgive me if am not doing cartwheels knowing who is about to take her place. youtu.be/6LxiRK3pz2g?...

Deandre Ayton is going to be the nail in Rob Pelinka’s coffin, and it’s going to be well deserved.

Super gross and beyond insulting to a women's team that was/is historically good.

Poll: Which Danny McBride should I start rewatching from the beginning today? Eastbound and Down or Vice Principals

I like to believe that AC Green is still a virgin.