Your name is Darnold ffs

I had an asshole suite mate freshman year from VA (she was a junior) and she put a homemade sign on our door that said “Virgina is for lovers”

They should invent bars you’re allowed to take a nap in

Current mood:

As a farm girl raised by violent rednecks in central Pa., I've been knowing this. They didn't grow up w/ young white guys expressing excitement for race wars. They didn't have to serve beer to openly racist, misogynist dudes in townie bars. They have no clue what they're talking about.

i was especially struck by these paragraphs, which rang very true to me. libs who grew up around conservatives aren't embarrassed to be liberals--or confused about what conservatives want. there's a certain kind of elite media man, on the other hand--

Trump’s meandering primetime address raises new questions about Joe Biden’s press conferences.

This is metal

In the midst of mostly very unamusing news, it still makes me laugh that Trump doesn’t understand the word asylum.

Dan Bongino to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

Your relationship (or lack thereof) with your adult children is your performance review as a parent

I could go for a whole movie with Gil, the son of Gaston, from Descendants, a/k/a Reilly from Letterkenny

The problem with making Christmas cookies is that so many of them accidentally fall into your stupid mouth

Opinion | Trump’s crude remarks about Rob Reiner are unbecoming of a FIFA Peace Prize winner.

when u see a book about a penguin with two dads

Brittany Mahomes about to do a town hall with Bari Weiss

It wasn't us, it was you. Buh-bye

Couldn’t see Cathy on the drive up Forbes

We need the Church Brew Works or somebody to make us a 13.9 abv beer.

This is more upsetting than when she met steely mcbeam 10 yrs ago

“Their mascot looks like a Halloween mask from the 80s” -11 year old

Annual December reminder that Hans Gruber orchestrated the Nakatomi Tower heist; Franz Gruber wrote "Silent Night."

My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.

I found another incredible Tubi gem. Now watching.

It's funny. It's a big hat.

A dramatic slide in Trump's polling numbers as he exhibits his acute senile dementia in public appearances and the economy tanks.

How should foreign heads of state react to Trump’s increasingly deranged behavior? We asked three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Chick-fil-a in Spartanburg.

The CBS News home page is featuring some high-quality content tonight

Crazy that “threats” and “Heritage Action claiming Trump would pull federal funding from INDIANA” didn’t work

Trump 0-3 on indicting Tish James and just had his ass handed to him by Indiana Republican legislators he threatened and bullied. Also new low in AP poll at 36% approval.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross — theonion.com/white-house-...

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SIGNAL VIRTUE. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO.

Sign seen in Cleveland yesterday

Industrial-grade loser shit out of South Bend today.

That sound you guys

Ask your doctor if ACC Football is right for you. It is not.

Just scrap college football and rotate the national championship between Alabama, Georgia, and Ohio State. That’s what the powers that be want. It can be called the FIFA Peace Prize CFB National Championship.

There were more UVA fans at the 2003 Continental Tire Bowl

computer going to take my job? no. i’ll pour water on it

You guys I already blocked this but it keeps coming up on linkedin

Started doing some research after watching a Donald Duck Christmas movie with my kids last night and this is straight facts.

Does penn state have a football coach yet

Truly amazing that Christmas persisted past mankind’s “let’s decorate the tree with lit candles” phase

Wearing my 11-year-old’s second-hand blazer for her Luna Lovegood costume to an event with the acting secretary of education rn

DAMN! SURE AM GLAD WE SUCK NOW