I didn’t coin this, but I think about it all the time: murder is completely legal in the US as long as the weapon is a car

rough stroke practice + oc

Been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight

The best time to oust Schumer as caucus leader was March 2025, after he hung the House caucus out to dry on the budget bill Second best time is always now, though

davis trying to get ahead of the redistrict i see

begging and pleading for murphy

i hate getting sick on weekends. Like the least you could've done is given me pretense to skip work

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

reuniclus without its goop :3 #art ✧ #pokemon

devious thievery

fuck it im posting the full clip lol

i have seen way too many people fall for this infographic where the united states flag has 15 stripes and 52 stars

Greta Thunberg went "we need to save the climate" then thought about it for a few years and went "climate change is caused by capitalism, and to fight climate change effectively you need to dismantle capitalism" and some people need to make the same mental journey she did

Wild story: DOGE meets nuclear reactor safety

Cecilia Immercool #Immergination

dont know how to draw anymore

do you all understand. do you see. does this make sense.

it's funny everytime

commission #chainsawman #illustration

the “track aipac” account is extremely sus and I’m glad more people are noticing the weird way they decide if a candidate is good or bad

A quick Celeste artwork — done in just 2 hours. I really love her design, she’s insanely cool!✨💜🦄 #deadlock #celeste #fanart #digitalart #digitalartist

another logo generator has hit the bluesky timeline

Explained to someone what nonbinary was yesterday and the whole time this image just kept flashing in my mind

"The case is a very funny illustration of what can happen when cops, who as a general rule rarely face consequences for their actions, manage to cross a person with plenty of time, a sizable social media following, and a smooth baritone."

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

approaching the Bible through a literal lens is quite funny because it tells the story of a minority group that routinely executed their own citizens for minor social infractions that then got their shit kicked in by more prosperous civilizations that didn't do this

Sexual Misconduct Within Border Agency ‘Significantly’ Higher Than In Other Law Enforcement Agencies – ThinkProgress share.google/9dZVhrSEkQlA...

Enduring fault line in our country is between people who would read this and go "oh, of course she should get her license back after probation" and those who think "if you pink mist a family with your car, never driving again is the bare minimum" www.nytimes.com/2026/03/19/u...

This post pisses me off because the apple is clearly visible to the side of the second picture. He's content because he hasn't lost anything. He feigns poverty to manufacture sympathy. Detestable

FYI the Elo rating system is not an acronym and should not be all-capitalized. It's named after a guy called Elo

This dude doesn't know anything

you know, she said so

the most beautiful phrase in the english language is "her wife"

one thing i like a lot is when artificial humanoid characters (robots, dolls, what have you) are depicted nude but have no genitals or sex characteristics. like when a robot girl takes off her shirt and it's just a featureless solid plate vaguely in the shape of breasts. that's the shit

i have a gambling joke, but i bet you won't like it

we will spread our message of peace by force if necessary

Forbidden Tied Up Lesbians vol. 4

STILL LIKE THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL THAT KINDA MUSIC JUST SOOTHES YOUR SOUL I REMINISCE ABOUT THE DAYS OF OLD WITH THAT OLD TIME ROCK AND ROLL

slurs and slur like utterances are vice signals that convey you're a shitty person and want other shitty people to ally with

seductively taking off all my clothes and underwear to reveal that i'm actually a rational economic actor

i also like the goth horse girl