Just watched murder by death for the first time and,, they sure don't make 'em like that anymore! Because it is racist and ableist! But I can, if I tilt my head, see how a bunch of people spent the last 50 years trying to improve upon it as an idea

Or we just riot and shut down the economy.

We're not getting enough of business men jumping out windows because of the economy anymore. What ever happened to that

Elvira, "Bloody Mary." Bartender, "No hard liquor served past eight o'clock. Do you want a virgin?" Elvira, "Hmm, maybe but, ah... I'll have a couple of drinks first."

Man am I wrong or should you just not be in the fucking military. Like what did you expect

So we can't play DND again until 3 days after my top surgery. Will we be able to play

At last, we have made a non-political telling of George Orwell's classic,

I hope this catches on and becomes his legacy

My surgeon was trying to show me pre/post op photos from his portfolio of ppl with my body type, and I realized later was showing me people with a similar BMI to mine. Resulting in a bunch of photos of people who didn't have anything close to my body type. Bro, come on. 😭

There are things that states can do, but withholding the federal tax funds from its citizens is fundamentally not one of them. There is simply no workable way. It would be easier to formally secede.

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

I'll use my entire twenty to put O'Brien on here.

whose dick does a girl have to suck around here to suck some dick

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

People truly losing the most simple skills and whimsy Ai is ruining everything Why are people using ai for the Halloween trend when it’s so easy to just photo edit!?? Get some fucking whimsy and creativity back into your life!!! For fuck’s sake!!

If only there were a large opposition party with deep pockets and many popular figureheads that could afford to dig in and resist the president but sadly no such party has been found even after many years of searching

I don't want to shit up Bsky with more discussion of this billionaire degenerate but as a formerly homeless person I really need to take issue with this Jo Murray's dad was an aeronautical engineer. She had a college degree from Exeter. Her apartment in Leith was massive. Poverty is unknown to her

Do you think I don't KNOW what kind of DONUT I WOULD BE?!?!?

There was a popular blog called "People of Walmart" at this time that focused on how much Walmart sucked and the weird people who would show up there.

this is obviously horrible. its worth remembering how many people killed in the drone war throughout the middle east, central asia and north africa were also men with wives and families who were just trying to live their lives this is who america is to much of the world. we kill people from the sky

I already wasn't going to because they're wormy feckless cowards but this would just one more example of how

more like Donald CHUMP. haha right? get it? has anyone made this joke yet? nah im definitely the first.

Unconscionable that there are hundreds of fics featuring garak/parmak, a glorified oc, where the only canon thing we know about him is that garak tortured him -- but almost zero about miles o'brien/will kayden. Kayden is exactly as canon as parmak. Ppl need to get on this

Trump tonight appears to have pushed the false "medbed" conspiracy theory, which has spread in the far-right internet over the years. www.yahoo.com/news/qanon-c...

The medbed thing is funny but maybe it’s bad that the press has no interest in evaluating whether the president has functioning reality-testing

good morning

Typically these kids can be given some oxygen and *time* and they perk back up. It’s quite rare that these kids would start seizing again and require us to intervene. This is what an untreated fever does to families, parents and children. Give your kid Tylenol if they have a fever.

For legal, ethical, and TOS compliance purposes, I do not advocate killing every single conservative politician. I do however think that if you did so, people would care for maybe a week at most

I think back to how the cops roughed us up in 2018 when we protested saying this and no one cared. And I think about how ICE routinely brutalizes and disappears and murders people now, and. Pay attention when state violence is leveraged against liberatory protesters. Everyone else is next.

My coworker told me she was seeing Chris Brown over the weekend and I was in shock, man. I didn't say anything but it was only by sheer force of will. How is that guy still around

Neurotypical women who date cis men expose them to neurotypical culture and wokeness.

Shamed to admit I love seeing Rowling news because it always, always, always shows her to still be completely miserable, like she deserves. All that fame and money and she's nothing more than a terminally-online perpetually-angry nutjob. Good.

my politics are basically whatever the Economist and Atlantic say is ruining society

now that the dust has settled on the kirk shooting and with the benefit of hindsight and the kimmel thing playing out i sure hope bluesky's leadership is asking itself why their mod team so instinctively behaved exactly the way this fascist administration wanted them to before even having been asked

sorry if your mom or dad is a cop, even sorrier they aren't dead

in the middle of a dumb riff exchange with friends gratuitously insulting the UK (i don't remember the context) i posted a still from Brad Neely's Washington that went with the lyric "he'll save children but not the british children" and got suspended for encouraging violence

Got suspended for 30 days for suggesting someone should cough on Ron Desantis

Permanently suspended and appeal denied lol

The only time I ever got suspended it was for saying "more comedians should be slapped tbh" after will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars

[extremely right-wing online influencer voice] oh so you think serbs are white. interesting

Old tweets

if you work for ICE you’re evil. if you cheer ICE on, you’re evil. ICE has no positive value in this country. it’s just an outlet for people’s worst, most racist and violent impulses.

they get really upset and start whining when you call ICE the modern day gestapo which is exactly what it is

🧵re: Emma Watson's comments re: JK Rowling & making the choice to end a friendship over patently immoral & destructive actions & opinions: Arguing that some human beings aren't worthy of human rights isn't an "agree to disagree" kind of thing, it's dehumanization of the rankest kind.