honestly so chilling to receive a no-subject email from burger king

If I have to see another post on here claiming there used to be good republicans and they got replaced by the baddies I’m going to fucking scream. The Southern Strategy was in the 1960s. Lee Atwater was giving speeches to these “nice people” where he just shouted the n word in the 70s

i found a folder in my work outlook that had 1 million emails

I’m Amanda Marcotte and I’m here today in my capacity as the arbiter of who has moral decency. And guess who it is? It’s my powerful friends

private group chats are awesome places where everybody sends all their best posts and funniest bits to that one guy everybody knows will be outed as a sexual predator in a few months

“we need group chats” just go hang out on discord like normal people

You can't say they're not trying it

Group chats are what did Saruman in

bluesky does not need group DMs, group DMs are breeding grounds for madness.

i think if you wear a suit on campus in college you are a degenerate pervert freak and certain recent leaked text messages are reinforcing this belief

I got down a family history rabbit hole a couple years back and found this piece of family history, that is absolutely crazy. I feel insufficient.

sex arcade

That calf IS excellent, I could see how you’d want to worship it. I mean hell, it’s golden!!

RT if your favorite baseball team is up 2-0 in the LCS

If I got shelled on my first pitch like that, I would have cried. That's just one of many ways that professional baseball player Yoshinobu Yamamoto is built differently than me

i did not expect Yamamoto to become This Guy

This is the first time the Dodgers got consecutive postseason starts of 8+ innings since Oct. 4-5, 1988 Games 1 & 2 of NLCS vs. Mets – Orel Hershiser & Tim Belcher h/t @EliasSports

You're all going to whine the league into a salary cap which is just going to put a bunch of over the hill players on bad contracts onto bad teams that need to hit the floor, not actually make them compete.

Oh my god we're right back to "boohoo the Dodgers spend too much money it's not fair" get over it you dorks.

are you saying “brewers” or “boo-ers”

The Dodgers are the first team to get 7 starts of 6+ innings in their first 8 games of a postseason since the 2013 Tigers (7)

just needed to complain. thanks shohei

the disappearance of ohtani two postseasons in a row should be studied in a lab

How is it that every new video they put out is worse than the previous one, and cost considerably more than what they pay their speakers

Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work

There's one person who pays them $250 a month who cost Augment $15,000. Amazing stuff. Can only imagine how bad things are for Cursor or Replit www.augmentcode.com/blog/augment...

Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

they don't make right wing freaks like this anymore, that pie would've put andy ngo into the ICU

NOT MY WIFE (AND ME I GUESS) BEING ON PURITY RING’S INSTA?????????????

Very nice. Now let’s see Paul Allen’s penis.

if pep boys said that now the pep boys could call you up and talk sexy to you you wouldn't think that pep boys was doing really well, as a company

i would not leave my kids around these guys if you know what i’m saying

The NY young republican who said that rape is "epic" looks like a fuckin ventriloquist dummy

i don’t think she’s old enough. 80 or no vote

I really just once a reporter would reply “oh are you gonna cry about it”

“hey, there’s blood on your pillow” “weird.” “that’s more than weird. like. this is more than just a drop” “maybe i scratched myself in my sleep?” “did you check and see if you have any scabs?” “yeah. nothing.” “uhhh”

i thought of a funny post right before i fell asleep last night. you’ll just have to take my word for it

found a guy on the purity ring sub who was mad as hell about the masking requirements for the tour

Laura Labubumer

One of the British dressage team posted this pic from his yard and it's the most intimidating photo I've ever seen.

update: i am thirty or forty years old and my battered body does not respond to standing in the same spot for 5 hours the way it used to

purity ring was SUCH a good show

purity ring is supposed to be a masked event and the number of people who took their masks off after having them on just to get through the door is really disappointing

got a good shirt for purity ring

PHILOMENA CUNK: It was actually illegal in England for The Obese to be employed in the film business until 1983. Why do you think that was? JIMINY GLICK: [ignoring question, high pitched voice] Have you ever noticed how lesbians and British women dress the same? [sudden low pitch] Why is that?