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BONGUKAH

"blowjob brothers" functions as an available english translation that communicates all the information necessary to understand what a "manzai duo" is

maybe i buy a bong for hannukah

this sucks but there are a lot of alternative browsers out there. many of them are actually pretty good! you do not Need To use chrome or firefox

whenever an exec says they're having teams use "AI for placeholder assets and text" i'm absolutely confused because placeholder assets and text should be THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACEHOLDERS THAT DO NOT BELONG THERE you do not need LLMs to write REPLACE THIS TEXT BEFORE LAUNCH OR WE WILL LOOK DUMB in spots

there are literally dyes that have been lost to time! it’s crazy to me that so much popular historical fiction is so fucking drab

Always bring receipts

when people say to "listen to your body" i dont think they understand my body is telling me to eat a plate of mini quiches for lunch 24/7

I will NEVER vote for a politician who votes for anti-trans legislation. Never. I don't care who it is, it's a dead issue. Move on. If my vote is so important to the future of democracy they should have thought of that before they voted to exterminate my child.

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

Mick Foley is such a real one

press R3 to enter Detective Vision and scan the area for clues

“do you think monsters would bother you if you were jerkin it?” “maybe they’d join in”

Guys, Garrett from Community is on Jeopardy tonight

I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television

TROBBIO!

i know we all know it but i still can’t help but point out how fucking bizarre this guy constantly referencing himself in the third person is

“police spread holiday cheer” i don’t think that’s true

boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. everyone contributes here at the mint

if you don’t know, some amazing work being done by dril on threads

just dunno what to say about rob reiner. just so, so sad

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

"I couldn't imagine trying to figure things out for myself anymore." That's the endgame of most technology of the last 20 years.

If James Somerton came along a few years later he could have just used AI instead of plagiarizing everyone. Too bad for him

"ICE and CBP must be abolished" is the only reasonable position. We can debate the specifics of new agencies for immigration functions, but these agencies are simply too infected with a culture of impunity, racism, and fascism to continue. They're gangs with badges.

You can be an incredibly hard worker and still be a piece of shit for selling out your fellow industry peers, discontinuing programs for developers, making an awards show next to inaccessible in price for most game devs and allowing gamergaters in your show. idc how hard he worked. he sucks.

For anyone thinking of downloading this: (Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)

This Tuesday, 12/16! It's a Christmas miracle! For one night only, #AEWDark RETURNS with a Stocking Stuffer! Tune in at 7/6c to the AEW Youtube Channel!

They're selling you the same pasta in different shapes and you're falling for it

Hi everyone, about 15 months ago I wrote and self-published a book I am very proud of having written, and if you buy a copy today, I will donate the proceeds to Doctors Without Borders. Let’s see if I can’t outdo Olivia Nuzzi on this one bsky.app/profile/akli...

I hope to be rife with something someday

Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019)

god forgive us for allowing this to happen

swamp slop chili

obviously not the major driver of his health concerns but it is very funny to read A Christmas Carol as an adult and realize that when tiny tim first says "God bless us, every one!" he's a severely malnourished child and they've given him a cup of hot gin

Excited to announce that my next book, I AM THE NIGHT, not only has a great cover but is available for pre-order now: us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

how does a bus move, you ask?

You hate this because it sucks ass as art and adaptation and because it is produced by pedophiles and fascists. I hate this because Animal Farm is anticommunist. We are not the same

THIS LETS ME BRING OUT THIS POST AGAIN

Chomsky weighing in on the difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia

one time i started reading this line in master shake's voice and now i can't stop whenever i see it

Bonnie Blue Banned From Bali after Bangbus

behold, the platonic ideal of social media

[gestures at everything] ew

product called bar keeper's enemy and it's just gunk and muck

ME ON THE WITNESS STAND: so basically the guy who played Balthier in Final Fantasy XII is also the guy who played Fenris in Dragon Age 2, and he’s doing the same voice even though they’re actually very different characters