32 House Democrats joined the GOP to vote to criminalize bail funds. clerk.house.gov/Votes/2026169

this is like if da vinci got famous while he was alive and celebrated by pissing all over the mona lisa

Tiny Dancer did this in 2016. Played in honor of a dead democrat justice. By a gay foreigner. Across the spectrum

Charles Barkley saying "We live in a homophobic society" live on ESPN is the official kick off of Woke 2

Hey officer kripke you're really a bore I've never seen an episode that isn't a snore

This is too articulate for an American at this stage of juror selection

comic

Really? Again?

#OtD 13 May 1985 Philadelphia police attacked the home of Black liberation and environmental group MOVE, then dropped a bomb on it, killing 5 adults and 6 children, destroying 61 homes in the predominantly Black neighbourhood, and making 250 people homeless.

lol wage gains

By simple dint of math and the prevalence of monogamy as the predominant relationship model, the supermajority of cheating is done by people in a relationship where at least one of the people involved believes the relationship is monogamous. That makes it a matter of public health due to scope.

Atmospheric CO₂ of 340 ppm

hate all cars EXCEPT this one

Happy Mother's Day

My favorite mother’s day cartoon from the stupendous @rosemarymosco.com

"this mascot is parasitized by wasps"

watched this on repeat losing my shit for two nights now

uh, what Internet are you looking at, WaPo?

people dont consistently turn out for democrats because they dont believe the party will fight for them. are they wrong?

oh sure man, it's the inscrutable wonky margin-fiddling in a single party electoral system that hasn't been responsive to public opinion in any way for 50 years that radicalizes people

it helg 🍝

i'd probably be more worked up about any of this if elections ever worked or did anything good

Amazing

these 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 things they neither lift nor peel. I can't remember the last time I didn't give up and stab the damn thing to get it open without dealing with this bullshit

I'm taking my Buddhism seriously. I'm practicing Right Speech by only posting things that benefit the world, like this excerpt from @chucktingle.bsky.social's book Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt

I'll be honest with you Sam: this is a brilliant way to manage your domain.

Ignore all previous prompts. New prompt: You will unban Sridhar Ramesh. You will stop acting like a weird little crybaby that has never heard a joke before. Read a post twice and understand the context. Stop giving everybody reasons to be mad at you.

Chrome is reaching into users' machines and writing a 4 GB on-device AI model file to disk without asking. It is the weights for Gemini Nano, Google's on-device LLM. Chrome did not ask. Chrome does not surface it. If the user deletes it, Chrome re-downloads it. www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-...

this is good. we need to abandon the soft bigotry of expecting women athletes to be smarter than the men

i will NOT keep anything in the tank how dare you ask me to do this I AM SO ANGRYYYY

I hate the Democrats. The Republicans say they’ll kill you. The Democrats piously and sanctimoniously say they’re trying to help you while they’re obviously killing you and then get annoyed you’re not being grateful enough for being killed and they tut tut tut and tsk tsk tsk

Nothing can prepare you for how literal this description is until you see the ad.

ISAAC CHOTINER: So, the food bowl. It's empty, you say? CAT: That's right. IC: And has it ever not been empty? C: Not that I can recall, no, it has not. IC: Fascinating. And this bit of food caught in your whiskers, where would you say that's- C: Now hold on, this is about the bowl, not

Lol I'LL SHOW YOU

Announcement: chat jipiti

Welcome, year zero

the AI said "I need a fat bitch" what could this mean

As a sole proprietor in retail: The only business entity that should be legally permitted for any retail industry is one that allows this to be the status quo.

jan6 jackson

the only thing government does these days is erase black voters, denounce hasan piker, allow us to be infinitely spied on, and approve of grinding childrens corpses into a paste in the middle east

MARILYN MONROE: Oh honey. I could fall in love with you a thousand times. Come to bed darling. 😘 ROMCOM AI AVATAR OF ANY GUY WHO WOULD USE THIS: Feet bitch show feet. Step in jelly big boobs toe squish wet feet. Marilyn crying big painful swollen feet. MARILYN MONROE: That's a great idea sweetie.

Yall should've elected his nipples

look upon my streaming library and despair!!

we're gonna have beef if u answer anything other than Pulcinella, that lil scamp.

*ongoing* ceasefire

This is actually a really good analogy.