to compromise we should split the difference and move it by half an hour

there are Morrisseys everywhere for those with eyes to see

Trump clearly believes he is going straight to hell when he dies, which makes him a more serious Christian than pretty much every other Republican.

Amy Klobuchar’s eulogy for Lindsey Graham was 390 words long. This was 390 more words than she has said in support of trans people

a group of very violent and antisocial killers have taken over your society and their funders have very expressly said that your very sovereignty is offensive to them. the idea that you might have liberties is unacceptable to them. they've set out to plunder your towns and burn them to the ground

everyone posts online like they're three sides deep in an imaginary argument

Jack's "on the nose" moment of the day: Neutral Milk Hotel came on the work radio while I was reading David Foster Wallace tennis essays

Anything I’m too self-conscious or lazy to do is performative

it's been 20 years, "Game Boy" is now a generic term for all handhelds including steam deck

if you search for @jeffrosenstock.bsky.social on Sirius XM the results include a podcast episode entitled "Dealing With a High Functioning Anxiety"

yeah people miss the point that it's not that Harris lost because she campaigned with Cheney. she lost because she's *the kind of person who* decides to campaign with Cheney

Never bring a knife to a gun fight. Unless you're whittling the likenesses of the belligerents

anyone talking about the "fertility crisis in america" is doing the 14 words

and poor bryttanni was nominatively predetermined to become a casino host

Pretty tired of men observing the "HR lady" phrasing and thinking it's a reflection of class anxiety about email jobs and not undiluted misogyny from men whose animating principle, whether they acknowledge it or not, is "girls are not the boss of me"

River Side Casino. One night. Two possibilities.

Graham Platner was "vetted" by Dan Moraff, a man kicked out of Pittsburgh DSA for sexual assault. You cannot have rapists in your tent because they will surround themselves with people who are also abusers or enablers, so they get away with more abuse. There are too many examples of this.

anyone who complains about the television changing skills of sports bar bartenders has never seen the inside of a poker room

I dream of a world where military service is career-endingly scandalous.

It's both infuriating and pathetic that they think they can reverse engineer the country's demographics with a few hundred white South Africans here and there. That's their grand plan!

even from the start it's like, getting a tattoo of an unfamiliar logo shows incredibly poor judgment and I do not wish my elected officials to have incredibly poor judgment

Virtual Pool 64 (N64) (1998)

*angrily, bitterly*: "you can't even be a rapist anymore, because of woke"

everyone is talking about poaching karrigan and winning the major #GamerStuff

Had a Reese’s cup blizzard tonight. The greatest treat in the HISTORY of the world

those nazi rapists will now call us nazi rapists

another good thing ruined by president dipshit!

Trump put the fire in Belgium today and ruined this game for his country, which is of course what he does to his country.

i don’t mean to be a scold about this, but it should be a learning moment for left-of-center Americans: the guys who choose to go overseas and shoot people with guns are not to be trusted, ever

The important thing is that I lost a lot of respect for a lot of people

I'll do it folks, I'll become the governor of Maine or whatever

tasteless and artosis commentate on starcraft the same way the strokes play guitar

It’s ok to stop being a good person if someone pisses you off. Just give up and hate everybody 👍

if we're gonna let the Mexicans say that we have to let the Americans cheat. it's our thing!

Happy 250th

HAAAAAAAAAHAJAHAHAHAAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BYE BYE AMERISHITS HAVE FUN GOING HOME ON CANADA DAY AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE MAD

yeah I support I.C.E. Impeach Convict and, uh, a secret thing starting with E

pimp of the realm mode loading @yelix.bsky.social

the new samples in the girl talk mixes are as old now as the old samples were when the mixes came out

OK, let's start the search. Adrienne Shaw is on the lookout for two titles of early LGBTQ software that predate Caper in the Castro. One is called VAPOR PALACE. The other features Tom of Finland art but has no discovered name yet. The search is on - if you know more details or... have a copy? ping.

🚨 Special Urban Report 🚨 Madonna Bay City, MI

going to become a pimp of da realm after work

me when i’m sober: i’m basically just some guy. same as anyone else me after a 50mg weed soda: i’m one of the Pimps of the Realm

George Bluth Sr. Administration

whenever someone tells me that they really like something like a band or a movie or a sports team, i'm just like, no you don't. shut up idiot

this post is genuinely one of the great leftist texts

This isn’t even a joke thing for me. Mobile platforms are a closed down technofascist response to computers. The desktop isn’t free of those influences, but they are attenuated and interacting with it makes you experience the full promise of computing. The potential and the freedom.