say it with me: USMNT head coach Thomas Tuchel

argentina "fans" pick mario when playing mario kart

these are a good part of the calculus for dysregulated students but they come with their own slate of challenges: staffing, balancing student regulation with their lost instructional time, and ensuring this doesn't come at the expense of proper guidance departments and connected services.

warrior culture is when your warfighters have testosterone. and it's more warrior culture the more testosterone your warfighters have. and when your warfighters have maximum testosterone, that's ancient sparta

everyone say thank you tottenham hotspur

"Verify your age" I was taught typing in elementary school.

the feed hating england just makes me love them more

this is spursy as fuck

MAGGIE TATCHER!! YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!!

You know, level at halftime is the exact setup for the '81 "your boys took a hell of a beating" meme

USMNT OUT!!!

nice dummy balogun LOL

Ref you gotta statt carding these hooligans for dissent

they panned to the crowd after that american "player" dived and every single person they captured looks like they say slurs on twitter

awfully sporting of balosergun to disappear in this game given everything, i didn't think any american could have integrity

MOST COORDINATED AMERICANS

HOW EMBARRASSING BYE FUCKING BYE AMERICA DELENDA EST

Yes, ameripoops, it's not legal for your player to kick another player's leg regardless of what your beloved president says.

oh, the USA fans are chanting all of the letters of the alphabet they know, cute

every day the world wakes up thanking whatever gods they believe in that they weren't born american.

it is so beautiful to see the entire world come together in joy to see the universally hated nation get dogwalked. this is a beautiful day.

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, SIT BACK DOWN, AMERISHITS, YOU SUCK SHIT AND YOU GOT THIS FAR FROM CHEATING, BYE BYE! AMERICA DELENDA EST

derogatory names to use for americans for this match: -ameripoops -americheats -amerishits -"little bitch" -hicks (they get REALLY mad about this one) -fascist crybaby (this one too) feel free to add more below

Time to send the Ameripoops packing. USMNCheat out tonight.

usmncheat

thousand sons-ass "country"

Hope Belgium stick eight past these cry baby fucks.

usmnt gets an asterisk by this tournament result. unbelievable.

rigged joke tournament, america delenda est

didn't work + hold this L + you're the shitty one

┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ In this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we believe ▔▏┗┛▕▔that ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ SPORTS ARE BAD ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔

Some things I hate about America: -mass murder -war crimes -imperialism -fascist repression -a populace of docile barely literate people who continue to permit atrocities as long as they don't have to deal with them -obnoxious patriotism but you know they invented peanut butter so it's 50-50

incredibly braindead neoliberal patriotic american take that forces you to close your eyes and ears to the lilywhite jingoistic "U-S-A!" chants being hurled like slurs by the least literate you've ever encountered

He ABSOLUTELY didn't touch that ball. That's complete bullshit. Croatian woman screaming "fuck you" is right.

Never seen a more rigged World Cup tbh. Fuck the Americans. Ruin everything they touch.

PENALDO IN DISBELIEF HE IS A FRAUD

The only people worse than Portugal fans are Americans.

"left-leaning" americans doing mental gymnastics to justify supporting their morally bankrupt country while it plays a children's game. like watching a toddler inventing lying from first principles.

for the americans who are watching only their first few games of soccer ever and feel injustice that they aren't allowed to ignore the rules: a careless and reckless challenge, from behind, with a stamp on the ankle with high potential for injury is in fact a red card

AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA BYE BYE BALOGUN PLAY BY THE RULES NEXT TIME AAAAAAHAHAHAHA

NOT SO FAST AMERICAN AAAAAAHAHAHAHAH

🚨🚨🚨Canada have secured their RO16 spot AHEAD of regional hegemon the United States of America, whose fascist regime has come under fire in recent years for imprisoning dissidents and human rights violations🚨🚨🚨

HAAAAAAAAAHAJAHAHAHAAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BYE BYE AMERISHITS HAVE FUN GOING HOME ON CANADA DAY AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE MAD

🎶YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS, YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS, RULE NUMBER ONE MATE, YOU CAN'T USE YOUR HANDS🎶

world cup death and taxes: high prices, fun shots of the crowd, and barely literate americans who don't know how to recognize when a player's offside

🎶WE'RE DRAWING AWAY, WE'RE DRAWING AWAY! HOW SHIT MUST YOU BE, WE'RE DRAWING AWAY🎶

🎶THEY'RE SHIT, THEY'RE GEEKS, THEY'RE GOING HOME NEXT WEEK, USAAAAAAAA🎶

bosnia will absolutely shatter the "us" "m" "n" "t", you heard it here first

IS THAT STEVEN "SLIPPY G" "THIS DOES NOT SLIP" GERRARD SOMEHOW PLAYING FOR THE "US" "M" "N" "T"?!