I will forever have a soft spot for the 2007-2012 PBR and American Spirits era but it also did have a lot of guys on cocaine at house parties who would say stuff like "Foursquare is the new Punk Rock"

guys, I cannot overstate how great a vibes choice it was to add LSU gymnastics to my SkyLine

The award for best press release goes to.... #canpoli #chillax

If your Oil & Gas Megacorp isn't already aggressively pursuing this then you're already falling behind.

oh, now I know why they call "getting ratio'ed" man, crazy, I was never that into twitter

This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.

The great thing about playing Learned League with someone I live with: don't have to wait till morning to figure out I eked out a W with an embarrassing 2(3) - 0(1) match. at least defensive efficiency is going up for both of us.

I can't compete with this.

10yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen 15yrs old: these slow, emotional songs just “get” me 25yrs old: literature explores the human condition, but the visual storytelling in film reaches a much broader audience 35yrs old: a slam dunk is the coolest thing i’ve ever seen

wearing my women in stem t-shirt on international women’s day to celebrate the fact that i was given that and a reusable water bottle instead of equal pay

gofund.me/afb102483 Got word from trusted community org that this is the family's goFundMe not that anyone knows me on bsky...

"Enumclaw WA Sex Hotel"

Yo, a cool way to stop doomscrolling is to read activism theory. commonslibrary.org/the-anti-aut...

Keep talking, asshole, ive already messaged the etsy witches

Wild thing about Jesse, I read the New Sincerity Manifesto in college... 06? And like 5-10 years later a friend rec'd JJGO. I loved it, I googled jesse and main thing I remember from that: "huh, new sincerity dude now a big beard guy" And whenever I see a video now of jesse my first thought is...

Favorite quote: "McLuhan predicted the Global Village, but neglected to mention that the village in question is Salem, Massachusetts in 1692."

every year I ask myself... is now the time I dedicate myself to NCAA gymnastics?

god, regardless of his policies it'd be hard for me to not vote for a candidate with a mullet that beautiful

Airlock + this one will meet you there.

Yo me to, I'll pay $5.50

gm bsky

Yeah, I'm going to write on the internet (poorly) about doing LearnedLeague (mediocrely).

Per Stanford's press release, it sounds like Zoe Atkins and Eileen Gu, olympic medalists in the same skiiing event, both attending the same small, elite school, both involved in greek life.. have never crossed paths at that school? Isn't that... weird? credit to @rodger.bsky.social

Anyone who watched recent Fool Time vids by @jonbois.bsky.social and couldn't get enough undersea cable content? I have an article for you! And I guess also read the books he mentioned at the end of the fourth video. Or don't. Whatever.

I really enjoyed this photo of Jimmy Webb beaming that she was skating to a version of his song.

During holidays our house embraces bad movies. mostly xmas romcoms, but one night I put on Zardoz in background while cooking. It captured both of us. Like I wanted to text everyone I know who liked David Lynch and say "Zardoz actually pretty good!"

#ytp alive and well on bsky 2 decades later, bay-bee!

if I had this many friends in real life I'd be able to cancel so many plans

Like, literally every single day I find something I had forgotten to do from the last week of January. It's like, having half a tree fall on your house and knock off power for two weeks has a lot of enduring effects or something.

Yo new styropyro upload.

godmogging while ashmaxxing, jesus DEVASTATED by the pastorgooning

You know, most women find Juice Nine and a Half Minutes to be plenty.

sorry can't tonight, I'll be trying to find myself in Lacan's Graph of Desire

when I saw the original I literally thought "I don't know that restaurant, they should do this with Ryan's"

They literally said the thing

Every year, I put in a proposal for a panel called "An Hour Of Your Life You'll Never Get Back: Five Old White Dudes Talk Condescendingly About Why Dune Is The Only Important Science Fiction Novel," but for some reason they never put it into the schedule. I'm being censored by the Worldcon Elites.

God puts his slowest Chevy drivers in front of his most needing to be somewhere soldiers

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

A fun trick I've been trying recently: if talking to someone bad a receiving compliments, attack them with two compliments simultaneously. 1st compliment is broad and general, something they've likely heard before. 2nd is very specific and personal.

The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors

Poe's law of Satire on the Internet applies but either way this is funny.

The Golden State.

Just read an open letter from an ostensively sane leader in my profession 'urging RFKjr to respond rationally to measles outbreak' and I'm genuinely curious... like what is the point of this?

I don't know what I expected reading Moby Dick to be like but I'm excited every day to check in on my favorite scallywags and see what nautical hijinks they're getting up to