Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

This fic is so good, it's been living in my brain since I heard about it. It's stunning

I just finished reading this and it was so good, I couldn't stop!

upon the erstwhile sea, an @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social fic with art by @mermaidinn.bsky.social "Stede had always seen the Door... Upon the lintel, in knife-carved letters, were the words: BE SURE." inspired by the Wayward Children series by Seanan McGuire, rated M

she's here!!!!!!

It's finally time! OFMD Big Bang posting starts tomorrow!

Coming to an AO3 near you Nov 12: clear water to the bottom, an #ofmdbb25 au featuring art by @gaywatson.bsky.social and @self-induljennt.bsky.social #wipwednesday #ofmdfic #ofmdbigbang Rated M story cw: suicidal ideation/wilderness peril, whump Summary ⬇️

😊 so excited for this!

Get HYPED you guys

my captain #ofmd #ofmdfanart

coming to an inbox near you on Nov 2nd is mine and @mermaidinn.bsky.social’s fic for the @ofmdbigbang.bsky.social: “upon the erstwhile sea”

Please admire this gorgeous commission @panodtortur.bsky.social did of one of my favorite scenes from @teadragonhoard.bsky.social's Warden Port! Fyi this epic and magical fic could be read any time, but it's particularly nice for spooky season: archiveofourown.org/works/604765... (More below 😊)

Coming November 9th, for #OFMDBigBang2025! Fields of Gold, an Oregon Trail/Gold Rush AU fic, written by me, with art by @afinefish.bsky.social! Can’t wait to share this with y’all!

mid-morning nap #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd

Okay so I just reread my LuPete fluff fic and it turns out it still absolutely slaps, so now I need to make it everyone else's problem too archiveofourown.org/works/48119284

News got me thinking about how I closed myself when you left because you stole all my Louvre. Don’t let this be au revoir forever

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

Finished the #cross-stitch based on @illustoryart.bsky.social 's coloring page #ofmd #ofmdfanart #craft #handmade

Before ao3 goes down, have you read my heist fic from 2023's big bang? It's the funniest I've ever been and the best I've ever written all of these characters and not to brag, but I wrote a really fun puzzle here 😌

we’re swashbuckling!!!!!

If you're stressing about ao3 going down over the weekend can I perhaps interest you in downloading my and @karawrites.bsky.social's 93k of Calypso's birthday missing scene time loop to tide you over? (tags below) archiveofourown.org/works/535171...

"Some men should concern themselves with gentler things." #OurFlagMeansDeath

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

Holy shit, this is a great way to put it You are not a bee. You are a predatory ape. Do you know how much rest and leisure predators need? Apes especially!

On a quest for a little treat 🧁 #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath (+ a short story on my old beloved jeans demanding a new embroidery patch)

People do good things in this world. Never forget that. We outnumber the shitheads. By a lot.

FINALLY A SAVED POSTS FUNCTION. CATCH ME BACK HERE FULL TIME

prone to dropping stuff? 0/10 grip

Hey, I heard y'all like fanfiction or something? Time to (maybe) return from hiatus with 6k of character exploration about food preferences, cooking as a love language, and the mortifying ordeal of being known. It's also about eggplants, but not in a sexy way. archiveofourown.org/works/70146356

art i definitely did not finish in time for #PinupStede, but i think we can all appreciate stede looking cute and wearing barely anything any time of the year ☺️

Calling all #MurderWidows fanworks! 🖤❤️🗡️ If you have a Mary/Evelyn fanwork, we'd like to invite you to join the Ao3 Collection: OFMDMurderWidows Feel free to contact us through our bluesky/tumblr or DM our mods @petrichorca.bsky.social/@latinkraken.bsky.social with any questions

Today I got to talk the wonderful @faeeebaeee.bsky.social and @burymyvices.bsky.social ! Such a joy 😊 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...

We've got 6 works already in the collection, including fic from @caladria.bsky.social @alimasin.bsky.social and @karawrites.bsky.social!! New and older fanwork welcome 🫦 ➡️➡️ archiveofourown.org/collections/...

hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously

Look you just have to make the cool weird shit that excites you. You must. In this world besieged by bland, scrubbed boring, computer slop, you must. Make the thing you’re embarrassed to make, the thing that feels “too much” because otherwise we get drowned in a sea of cowardly work made by a button

I didn't even know there was piracy h a p p e n i n g.

Mis amores! Community outreach time! I’m looking into touring my solo show via speaking engagements at universities/colleges/institutions in order to offer a variety of things to celebrate local communities. If you have a connection with your local speaker bureaus/event planners slide into my DMs 🥹🫶🏽

*rises from the dead to crawl back here and tease @the-widow-olivia.bsky.social with a long overdue commission sneak peek* (dang it if I don’t like the crop more than the whole thing haha) #edteach #blackbeard #ofmd #ofmdfanart #zigsdrewstuff

Sometimes I think about how Stede, before the events of OFMD, would sit outside his bungalow, staring longingly at his model ship, wishing for someone to sit with him and talk about pirate stuff. #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #StedeBonnett #omfdS1

do you ever just wanna cry

re: generative AI I have finally fully and accurately explained my problem with how it’s marketed and used. And now, you can use it, too.

"I always hear music when I'm around you" Dancing to Springsteen by the light of the fireworks 🔥🎇 #OFMD #OFMDfanart

They should start a band #ofmdfanart

his boat is tiny AND efficient and no he won’t give you a tour

look at this sweet boy!!!

Q: We all find Lucius and Pete's relationship so sweet. Did you ever talk with Matt or David about what you saw for them in the future? NF: I always thought that they'd tried to get out of the game. I think it would be a little bit like the plot of The Incredibles. I think it would have that shape.

The show never once lets us believe that love rescues you. It chucks you a piece of driftwood when youre in the middle of the ocean and says “Good luck.” You still have to climb on. Pick a direction. Paddle like hell. Save your own ass.