day 503 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

just remembered that i woke up multiple times last night because marm kept hitting me in the face with his paws in his sleep while we were cuddling

accidentally smudged this drawing but i feel like it actually works better this way!! some mistakes turn out for the better

Stede

literally just got him three more toys today because he was sad about me leaving

back in the day when we were young adults and had just gotten paid, my friends and i would have “live like kings” days which mostly meant going to the grocery store in our town that was fancy and way too expensive and sometimes on my day off i’ll do that again just to try and feel something

Love a completely average pigeon #art

wish i could be cool and mysterious but unfortunately i can't shut the fuck up

i need to do a cull of marm’s toys already or at least gather them all up into a box again because i’m this close to tripping over one of them

holy fuck every single person in ofmd fandom hot as fuck. if you think this doesn't apply to you, it applies to you even harder. my god. i have a crush on everyone

author stede but all he writes are smutty cheesy pirate romance novels in the 90s like the ones with fabio on the cover and ed can’t get enough of them

ed is living the dream (a nightmare): having diarrhea on his first date with a cute guy

iggplants on the binch

samba is the goodest egg

ngl.link/burymyvices1 it’s saturday night and my cat isn’t paying attention to me come fill my void

Trans day

stede bonnet would love all of these cream puffs

okay um, a long time ago I was going to do a sequel zine to this but I got really busy with a job and other things, so I'm just going to post the best of what I managed, free. These are all based off of actual outfits of hers! I do have a kofi in my bio though if you do feel inclined 😗💋✨ #artpost

Saw an ad for skirts on tumblr earlier and decided to turn today's figure practice into Ed in a skirt to keep myself interested.

you know what it’s so weird watching a fandom grow and change from inception like we can only get weirder from here in the best way especially with peoples new interests sparking old interests so you get like newer tropes it’s just fun

edward teach i love u

03/01/24

when you are mean to me this is who you are being mean to

Stede in this! With some kickass shoes suggested by @spinsterism.bsky.social

shout out to all my other take a little shut eye with your cat enthusiasts

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Happy Fall Front Friday Fall Festival! Stede enjoys the way these breeches show off his, um, ligs #fallfrontfriday #ofmdfanart

matching ur freak is a beautiful thing but what you really need is someone so down bad for ur freak. captivated and enamoured by ur freak. intrigued and eager to see more of ur freak. supportive of ur freak. gets hard from ur freak, even

yeah, let's fall those fronts 😚 #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #FallFrontFriday

how did she die? oh she smothered herself in her cat’s tummy fluff because it smelled good

SETH GREEN IS IN THIS??????

when are circles gonna come back to us 😭

introduce yourself with the last five concerts you’ve seen: Reneé Rapp Taylor Swift Kesha Florence and the Machine Harry Styles (i’m gay)

gonna accidentally get myself into a stephan king obsession along with a dnd obsession

do you ever think about mean stuff people might think about you and wonder if other people actually think it or have said it

the fact that there’s been multiple versions of robot dog toys over time is so funny to me

look at this cloud

my son

oh s2 Edward Teach i’ve always understood you <3

guys she would be sexy with the mustache too .....

woke up absolutely miserable after spending half the night in the bathroom but my chronically ill ass has already used all of my pto so i guess ill just suffer

Ed is so blushy!!!

Every time David starts screaming about cats this is what I imagine #Cats #Comics #FUCKYOUGARYYOUKNOWWHATYOUDID

guess what? it’s that time of the year again 🙂‍↕️ (hallmark gentlebeard fanart season) 🎄✨

my mom got marm little catnip mice and i’m sure they’ll last two days before he adds them to the stash under my bed that he hoards like a furry dragon

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asking is tough, but i'm hanging on by a thread, my housing situation is imploding, and i'm struggling to afford groceries/meds/etc 😓 if anyone is able to contribute, every little bit would be a huge help to this queer trans person rn 🫂🫶 ko-fi.com/patcheschance