I’ve been holding onto this for over a decade. Time to let go of the hands-down funniest business card to ever business card.

The truth will set you free, but first it’ll piss you off

I’m officially ready to b a softdom. Thisll b v Stede of me but IS THERE A CLASS I CAN TAKE? 🫣😂I already b having a million questions about everything so I KNOW I’ll have hella q’s on how my silly hairtwirling feetkicking ass can boss ppl around in a sexy way that feels authentic to my softie ahh

✨beautiful big titty butt naked women just don't fall out the fuckin sky, you know?👀 #blondeofFrankenstein #moneypiece

I get it cracking like a bad back Bitch talking she the queen when she looking like a lab rat I'm Angelina, you Jennifer Come on, bitch, you see where Brad at😊💅🏾

Stede doesn’t see why Ed thinks this is fucking hilarious. “ID! What’s so funny the angels are just ushering the holiday season with a song”

Haven’t taken myself on a date since summertime and I think that’s where all this gay poetry is coming from. Y’all why didn’t yall tell me to check on myself??? THIS IS TOO MUCH GAY POETRY😂🤌🏾

Now don’t you feel real stupid? Yeah that’s egg on ur face. If u wasn’t so ugly I’d put my dick in ur face 🎶Diiiickkk in urrr faaaace. Put my diiiick in urrr faaaaceeeee . Oooooh dick in ur face 🎶

Gay poetry slam time. Might fuck around and title this one, I dunno: I have learned, once more, that man doesn’t bare the architecture of his heart when he reaches toward you with those half purposed hands—but in that flicker of stillness when he thinks no one’s watching.

Me: mother u have abandoned me in my time of need Mother: Alia. You cannot have 97 back to back moments of need at 11am

Spent my weekend being gay and doing my makeup and writing poems. Here’s one of them: What is worry but the ancient dust of stars; old ghosts ground down to powder by the turning of the world—still bold enough to climb into your skull and speak as if they made you.

It’s raining me 💦

Librarian/stepdad Ed MEET CUTEEEEE #ofmd

Hoes so musty Hoes is so crusty These bitches is my sons And I don’t want custody

So much about this sign I saw today I am still thinking about

How it feels when someone fills my cup but I’m an avoidant 💀😂

Saw a psychic for shits and gigs with @tealknives.bsky.social and guys. Guys. I think it’s gonna be our new turkey day tradish. Anyone have any favorite ones we can call/virtual w/e?

Hey homos, check out my friend @tealknives.bsky.social thanksgiving movie for all the queer folks anxious abt seeing their folks🫂🏴‍☠️ youtu.be/_fh_w_x2I_M

Did I help with anything? Uhhh define help

Spanish Jackie’s ex?

chapter two the jamestown ferry by @unfunpleasures.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/687612... #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

“My name is Inigo Monturkey. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

Hey homos, check out my friend @tealknives.bsky.social thanksgiving movie for all the queer folks anxious abt seeing their folks🫂🏴‍☠️ youtu.be/_fh_w_x2I_M

(at ren faire) is this about mead

share the last movie you watched

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?

feeling so fuckin suspicious of how good a day I’m having

I.AM.FUCKING DEVASTATED 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

You’re not too much. You’re not a bomb. You’re a person. 🤟🏾

Pinning this quoted thread of my art stuff. 🩵 My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.

In this essay I will explain how Stede Bonnet did one (1) murder (the answer will shock you)

Had a man last year, life goes on