Missing Grammy ❣️💎

I can hear Elmo sayin u will never break the chain

I don’t wanna make it.. I just..wanna #mcr #ofmd #imnotok

Can’t fuckin escape the Karl,Livvy,Buttons ‘cule

Minimalist salt n pepper beard <3 ...i am still yet to watch season 2. ;-; I will eventually I promise!! #art #ofmd #traditionalart

Dap me up Before I go go Cause u ain’t bout to see me no mo mo

The way my inner monologue is Stede Bartholomewl Bonnet Teach the fist one sec then Gilbert Gottfried the next then

More garbage from the two weeks I tried digital art before I was like ENOUGH CAN SOMEONE HAND ME A FUCKIN PAINTBRUSH??? Been pinching pages trying to zoom in on my sketchbook ever since 💀Digital art broke my fuckin brain im so jealous of yall that are actually good at it lol #ofmd

Didn’t finish most of my #ofmd art cause I was a lil bitch about posting my art back in the day 🙄 but eyyy here’s some homos

Do yall ever feel a random drop of water on you? Like out of nowhere? But there’s never anything there? WTF IS THAT

I’ve yet to hear a white person say “they’re at their cousins house.” Still trying to figure out where all the cousins of white people are/if said cousins exist. Where yall cousins at???

just jizzed in my bloomers

S1 Stede

yes i have had many hyperfixations before ofmd but also i have bad memory and adhd and can't remember for the life of me what the last one was, i hope this helps

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Morning.

No new pics, where’s ur head at?

did u hit? yes, w my car

yeah—fuck off rain

(The perfect opportunity to bring back my favorite ofmd post from @rottensoldier.bsky.social)

I love this loser with every cell in my body

“Why the fuck would u ram ur titties into my Twinkie?” - @undeadsandworm.bsky.social “Why the fuck are u trying to impale me on ur Twinkie?” -me, an innocent

Cancer roll call? I heard we run deep in this fandom

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We got to 90???🥹

Ofmd Season 2 Stedecore

Far too many talented artists here. Time to redress the balance. This is called A Woman Surprised By A Wasp.

Broke: RIP (rest in peace) Woke:GAG (gorgeous and gone)

it is my firm belief that you have no obligation to be nice, polite, or civil to anyone acting in bad faith online clutch your pearls all you want, dumb fucks

“who do you picture yourself as in the ship?” oh neither of them, i’m in the cuck chair

Sometimes all you can do is make the world 0.0000000000001% less awful by being a good person and it feels very meaningless but it’s also the only thing that really matters

💋 our flag means kiss 💋

Goodbye *whispers*leggy blonde Time to paint over these stedes to prep for my Boston exhibit. *mumbles* ashes *mumbles* dust #ofmdfanart #ofmd 🪦

Too 🐱 to kms. And The fomo alone of new music and art and shit would double kill me uk? Also I’d look sickening with grey hair so i simply must be there to witness the hotness.

Gentlebeard as bookmarks au

It's around the time I joined this crew last year and I have some stuff to say, mostly THANK YOU and I LOVE YOU 🧵

‘Sh*t’ art is better than no art

Ed Teach in these cute lil panties 💙🖤

She’s back alive for ‘26 baybeee

Shout out to the littlest man for absolutely crushing it on his first flight. I’m so lucky 🥹😭

Me: This is my emotional support AI AI: [sex traffics me]

Happy 20yr anniversary to me and one of my soulmates in this stupid, beautiful mortal coil. Two decades of surviving each other’s truly heroic bad decisions and whatever unhinged bullshit this timeline keeps throwing at us. Against all odds, we’re still here ❤️Happy New Year people. 🍾🥂

Gentlebeard 😌

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Gentlebeard 🥹

Tbf, if a rat crawled under my hat and started controlling me, I wouldn’t even care. Take the wheel, rat daddy