Finally posted chapter 1 of 3 for my #OFMDKinktober25 Day 25 contribution: #OmegaVerse + Praise Kink "Tarred Rope and Spoiled Queen Anne's Lace" Chapter 1: Rot pre-canon, Ed/Fang archiveofourown.org/chapters/189... Kind of got away from me... #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw #Blackbeard #FangOFMD

Last year's Halloween costume vs this year's. Made the mustache myself and then it tried to murder me with toxic fumes—very Halloween of it. #ofmd #Blackbeard #edteach #cosplay

Since I'm still not finished with my own (about to hit 10k wtf...💀) here is a rec for this amazing fic that answers a question you’ve definitely been having. What if omegaverse, but the author read way too much Discworld recently? archiveofourown.org/works/45698779 #ofmdfanfic #OFMDFreakyFriday

Re-sharing the final chapter of "To Be Seen" (💯% started bc #OFMDFreakyFriday & the prompt tattoos+monsterfucking+voyeurism) Plus a peek at the almost finished art for that chapter ft all three prompts And easily the filthiest (and freakiest 😏) thing I've ever drawn #ofmdnsfw #Gentlebeard #ofmd

Yay, that's my tag! Along with "Queer Domesticity" and "Gentle Facefucking" archiveofourown.org/works/71636896 #ofmdfanfics #WeeBeard

Yeah, my omegaverse fic is still gonna take a bit because after the rabbit holes of historical herbal contraceptives and behavior of scent vs pheromone molecules, the new one is on what would urine used in leather processing mean for a scent/pheromone-ruled society... for writing smut...🤦🏼‍♀️ #ofmdfic

[1/2] For #OFMDKinktober2025 Day#25: omegaverse Also got a fic coming, but here is a sfw sketchy mockup inspired by the (nsfw) Manga "How to Deal If Your Intimidating Neighbor Is Actually An Omega" that is so #Gentlebeard omegaverse college AU coded it's frankly bizarre. #ofmdfanart #Blackbeard

My #OFMDKinktober2025 Day 19 contribution: "Punto In Aria" archiveofourown.org/works/71636896 3.5k words, E-rated, Ed/Wee John featuring Feminization, Size-Difference, Cockwarming and unreasonably intricate needlework #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #WeeBeard #WeeJohn

For #WIPWednesday a detail from the illustration of the 3rd chapter of "To Be Seen"(archiveofourown.org/works/67691666) I'm working on for #OFMDKinktober2025 day 20 Tentacles + DP #ofmd #ofmdfanart

When you're trying to be organized for #OFMDKinktober2025 and now you got an all day Google calendar event called "Stuck in Wall"

Slightly belated #OFMDKinktober2025 contribution for Days 3 & 5: "Just A Classical (Sex) Dream" archiveofourown.org/works/71789721 Weaponizing Greek mythology to fulfill the prompts: - Gangbang - Yiffing - Cock/Prostate milking (sorta) - Ravishment Fantasy #Gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanfic

My WIP for Day 20's Size Difference & Feminization includes some bonus Cockwarming—perfect for both #WIPWednesday and Day 1 of #OFMDKinktober! Love how that worked out 😌 Here's a snippet of my #WeeBeard fic—only 2 tag uses so far and this'd be the first not to be part of an orgy #ofmd #ofmdnsfw

Finished the #cross-stitch based on @illustoryart.bsky.social 's coloring page #ofmd #ofmdfanart #craft #handmade

That's mine! 😃🙃🦑

Found the Stede one! Just like the Ed one, I finished it early this year and completely forgot to post it. The lovely pattern/design is from @artseamoni.bsky.social #ofmd #embroidery #ofmdfanart #StedeBonnet #craft #handmade

Just posed the final chapter of "To Be Seen": archiveofourown.org/works/676916... Featuring the culmination of Edward’s yearning for and terror of finally being seen. (And the promised Edward/Literal Kraken/Stede monsterfucking plus voyeurism scene.) #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

For #WIPWednesday and since I remembered #cross-stitch exists... I've been bummed that there aren't that many patterns for ofmd available so after discovering @illustoryart.bsky.social's lovely coloring pages (ko-fi.com/s/ad3e5de0cb) I've been coloring one in like this #ofmdfanart #craft #handmade

Just realized I never posted any of the #embroidery I did #ofmd #ofmdfanart #craft #handmade (Bought the pattern last year from MonikaGross on etsy, but the store seems to be gone 🥲)

Since I'm still not completely done, for #WIPWednesday, here's a snippet from the final chapter of "To Be Seen" (archiveofourown.org/works/67691666), which will finally feature the Ed/Kraken/Stede plus Voyeurism tags. #ofmd #ofmdfic #GentleBeard

Totally applies to my Calypso’s Birthday chapter of the 'Mark's Left On Your Skin': archiveofourown.org/works/600361... [Can be read as Ed/Stede standalone] #ofmd #ofmdfic

Had hoped to post the final Ed/Kraken/Stede chapter of my tattoos/voyeurism/monsterfucking fic #OFMDFreakyFriday directly inspired. But that will still be a day or two. So instead reposting my take on #Ed&Archie 's first interaction: Too Much Fucking Rhino Horn archiveofourown.org/works/62908372

This basically my entire brand... Literally any of them (except for the lone g-rated one): archiveofourown.org/users/Perpen...

That one I know I created 'cause I wasn't satisfied with the existing options 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/66041626

Can't believe mine is the only one... and that's not even one of the weird tags on that one... 🌕 🌊 archiveofourown.org/works/63475885 #Buttons #ButtBeard

For #SexualSunday, here's chapter 2 of "To Be Seen": canon-compliant monster-fucking as character study (still with lots of tentacle sex) archiveofourown.org/works/676916... #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdnsfw #Blackbeard (eventual #gentlebeard)

Last FreakyFriday I got Tattoos, Voyeurism and MonsterFucking from a kink prompt generator. So here's chp 1 of a canon-compliant exploration of generational trauma, coping mechanisms and the desire to be seen. With lots of tentacle sex. archiveofourown.org/works/67691666 #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic

@ofmdfreakyfriday.bsky.social Pretty sure this is my weirdest one: "For Now It Is Actually September 2nd, and Tonight Is A Full Moon" archiveofourown.org/works/63475885 M-rated crack treated seriously Do excessive lunar/maritime metaphors count as a kink? #ButtBeard #WingmanKarlTheSeagull #ofmd

Posted the final chapter of my latest fic: Chp 3: The Breaking of Blackbeard archiveofourown.org/works/660416... The day has come for the Great Blackbeard to rise like a phoenix from the ashes—so he can be mercilessly railed into a mewling puddle of leather and eyeliner. #GentleBeard #ofmd #ofmdfic

Just posted chapter 2 of "Whatever Happened to Blackbeard?": "The Prelude" archiveofourown.org/works/660416... Featuring marmalade, the intricacies of kink negotiation when balancing a history of self-destruction, whim-prone lunacy and a lot of feral theatre kid energy. #ofmd #GentleBeard #ofmdfic

Made some cover art for 'Whatever Happened to Blackbeard?' archiveofourown.org/works/66041626 It just seemed silly not to when the choice was so obvious... #ofmdfic #GentleBeard #Blackbeard

#wipwednesday working on a @ofmdaction.bsky.social prompt for @dideveryonegetcake.bsky.social and using the opportunity to try out some weird color palette/lighting stuff. [Prompt was 'Stede topping Ed with his fingers in Ed's mouth'] #ofmdnsfw #GentleBeard

New #GentleBeard fic: "Whatever Happened to Blackbeard?" Chp 1: "The Poster" archiveofourown.org/works/66041626 The celebration of a life post-public gaze, the reclamation of narrative and the most meta revenge-hatefuck fantasy imaginable—staged by two soft fucking lunatics in love. #ofmd #ofmdfic

Epilogue for "The After-Image of a Myth" is up: archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Featuring the relative scariness of sucking dick vs running off to China, passive aggression and enthusiastic consent. #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw #GentleBeard [for general tags/warnings see below #Blackfiddle]

Just uploaded the 2nd to last chapter of "The After-Image of a Myth" chp 6: "Something Ugly" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Ned has realized he's been doing this 'all wrong'. [Summary and Warnings(!)/Tags below] #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw

Actually Chapter 5 of "The After-Image of a Myth" this time: "The Smouldering Ruin of Blackbeard" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Edward is still tied to the bulkhead. Ned is hiding. The abyss is not just staring back at John. [tags see below!] #ofmdfanfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw

Wtf We may have found the one accurate online quiz uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...

Just uploaded chapter 5 of "After-Image of a Myth": "A Clusterfuck of Tedium" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... In which Edward has to sit with himself. And isn't that the true horror? Summary below. As always, mind the tags! (Also in alt text) #ofmdfanfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw

The After-Image of a Myth Chapter 3: The Monstrosity archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Featuring: The Monstrosity, two men who are definitely not okay—on so many levels—and Hellkat Maggie regretting literacy. [Mind the tags/warnings!] #ofmdfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanfic

Chapter 7 also works as stand-alone, loving, kinky, post-canon smut: archiveofourown.org/works/600361... featuring lazy wet-season domesticity, not-so-Ecclesiastical Latin, kink negotiations and giggles Accompanying art and chapter relevant tags below #SexualSunday #Gentlebeard #ofmdfic #ofmdnsfw

If you just want my take on Calypso’s birthday, you can actually skip the non-Ed/Stede chapters—there will be passion, nerves, giggles and some talking it through archiveofourown.org/works/600361... Accompanying fanart below #SexualSunday #Gentlebeard #ofmdfic #ofmdnsfw

Just posted chapter 2 of "The After-Image of a Myth": "The Thing in the Corner" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... For chapter summary/full tags see screenshot/alt text. #BlackFiddle #ofmdfanfic #OurFlagGetsLow

Can't believe I'm finally ready to start posting chapter 1 of 7 of my #BlackFiddle fic and it's apparently #OurFlagGetsLow week... "The After-Image of a Myth" archiveofourown.org/works/64842844 For description and tags/warnings(!) see screenshots/alt text below #ofmd #ofmdfanfic

Reposting for #SexualSunday since 8 mths later I accidentally wrote the accompanying fic... "History's Most Brilliant Tactician Brought to Ruin" archiveofourown.org/works/64980931 #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw

Found in the wild at BoulderBar Seestadt 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (They also had an extra field for dead names so you can sign up with your preferred name even if you don't have an id for it 💕) #ofmd

So proud of my very visible wife for finishing her first cross-stitch just in time! 🧡🤍💕

Got distracted from my new long fic (almost ready to start posting) and wrote a filthy, kinky, loving, sweet #Gentlebeard one-shot: "History's Most Brilliant Tactician Brought to Ruin" archiveofourown.org/works/64980931 summary & tags in screenshots/image description #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #Blackbonnet

just realized that while I was going for sweet, kinda silly, wait was it profound? there is actually a very plausible cosmic horror/eldritch abomination read on this 😳 If you focus on what Buttons is saying NEAR the end and what isn't shown AT the end... @petrichorca.bsky.social #buttbeard #ofmdfic

Here you go! @petrichorca.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/63475885 For It Is September 3rd, and Tonight Is Actually A Full Moon ~3.6k words M-rated Crack-Treated-Seriously #OFMDCraftFair #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ButtBeard #EdwardTeach #ButtonsOFMD #Blackbeard [Summary/Tags in alt text]

Closeup of Frenchie as a second wip for #WIPWednesday #ofmd #ofmdfanart #FrenchieOFMD #FrencheFanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Still working on that #Blackfiddle fic—got just about 6k words so far! Here's another (non-explicit) snippet from chp 1—please note that the premise of Low abducting Edward is very much non-con, even if “way more consensual than you'd think but still quite fucked…” #WIPWednesday #ofmd #ofmdfanfic