That's mine! 😃🙃🦑

Found the Stede one! Just like the Ed one, I finished it early this year and completely forgot to post it. The lovely pattern/design is from @artseamoni.bsky.social #ofmd #embroidery #ofmdfanart #StedeBonnet #craft #handmade

Just posed the final chapter of "To Be Seen": archiveofourown.org/works/676916... Featuring the culmination of Edward’s yearning for and terror of finally being seen. (And the promised Edward/Literal Kraken/Stede monsterfucking plus voyeurism scene.) #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw

For #WIPWednesday and since I remembered #cross-stitch exists... I've been bummed that there aren't that many patterns for ofmd available so after discovering @illustoryart.bsky.social's lovely coloring pages (ko-fi.com/s/ad3e5de0cb) I've been coloring one in like this #ofmdfanart #craft #handmade

Just realized I never posted any of the #embroidery I did #ofmd #ofmdfanart #craft #handmade (Bought the pattern last year from MonikaGross on etsy, but the store seems to be gone 🥲)

Since I'm still not completely done, for #WIPWednesday, here's a snippet from the final chapter of "To Be Seen" (archiveofourown.org/works/67691666), which will finally feature the Ed/Kraken/Stede plus Voyeurism tags. #ofmd #ofmdfic #GentleBeard

Totally applies to my Calypso’s Birthday chapter of the 'Mark's Left On Your Skin': archiveofourown.org/works/600361... [Can be read as Ed/Stede standalone] #ofmd #ofmdfic

Had hoped to post the final Ed/Kraken/Stede chapter of my tattoos/voyeurism/monsterfucking fic #OFMDFreakyFriday directly inspired. But that will still be a day or two. So instead reposting my take on #Ed&Archie 's first interaction: Too Much Fucking Rhino Horn archiveofourown.org/works/62908372

This basically my entire brand... Literally any of them (except for the lone g-rated one): archiveofourown.org/users/Perpen...

That one I know I created 'cause I wasn't satisfied with the existing options 😌 archiveofourown.org/works/66041626

Can't believe mine is the only one... and that's not even one of the weird tags on that one... 🌕 🌊 archiveofourown.org/works/63475885 #Buttons #ButtBeard

For #SexualSunday, here's chapter 2 of "To Be Seen": canon-compliant monster-fucking as character study (still with lots of tentacle sex) archiveofourown.org/works/676916... #ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdnsfw #Blackbeard (eventual #gentlebeard)

Last FreakyFriday I got Tattoos, Voyeurism and MonsterFucking from a kink prompt generator. So here's chp 1 of a canon-compliant exploration of generational trauma, coping mechanisms and the desire to be seen. With lots of tentacle sex. archiveofourown.org/works/67691666 #ofmd #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfic

@ofmdfreakyfriday.bsky.social Pretty sure this is my weirdest one: "For Now It Is Actually September 2nd, and Tonight Is A Full Moon" archiveofourown.org/works/63475885 M-rated crack treated seriously Do excessive lunar/maritime metaphors count as a kink? #ButtBeard #WingmanKarlTheSeagull #ofmd

Posted the final chapter of my latest fic: Chp 3: The Breaking of Blackbeard archiveofourown.org/works/660416... The day has come for the Great Blackbeard to rise like a phoenix from the ashes—so he can be mercilessly railed into a mewling puddle of leather and eyeliner. #GentleBeard #ofmd #ofmdfic

Just posted chapter 2 of "Whatever Happened to Blackbeard?": "The Prelude" archiveofourown.org/works/660416... Featuring marmalade, the intricacies of kink negotiation when balancing a history of self-destruction, whim-prone lunacy and a lot of feral theatre kid energy. #ofmd #GentleBeard #ofmdfic

Made some cover art for 'Whatever Happened to Blackbeard?' archiveofourown.org/works/66041626 It just seemed silly not to when the choice was so obvious... #ofmdfic #GentleBeard #Blackbeard

#wipwednesday working on a @ofmdaction.bsky.social prompt for @dideveryonegetcake.bsky.social and using the opportunity to try out some weird color palette/lighting stuff. [Prompt was 'Stede topping Ed with his fingers in Ed's mouth'] #ofmdnsfw #GentleBeard

New #GentleBeard fic: "Whatever Happened to Blackbeard?" Chp 1: "The Poster" archiveofourown.org/works/66041626 The celebration of a life post-public gaze, the reclamation of narrative and the most meta revenge-hatefuck fantasy imaginable—staged by two soft fucking lunatics in love. #ofmd #ofmdfic

Epilogue for "The After-Image of a Myth" is up: archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Featuring the relative scariness of sucking dick vs running off to China, passive aggression and enthusiastic consent. #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw #GentleBeard [for general tags/warnings see below #Blackfiddle]

Just uploaded the 2nd to last chapter of "The After-Image of a Myth" chp 6: "Something Ugly" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Ned has realized he's been doing this 'all wrong'. [Summary and Warnings(!)/Tags below] #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw

Actually Chapter 5 of "The After-Image of a Myth" this time: "The Smouldering Ruin of Blackbeard" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Edward is still tied to the bulkhead. Ned is hiding. The abyss is not just staring back at John. [tags see below!] #ofmdfanfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw

Wtf We may have found the one accurate online quiz uquiz.com/quiz/vNQPkn/...

Just uploaded chapter 5 of "After-Image of a Myth": "A Clusterfuck of Tedium" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... In which Edward has to sit with himself. And isn't that the true horror? Summary below. As always, mind the tags! (Also in alt text) #ofmdfanfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw

The After-Image of a Myth Chapter 3: The Monstrosity archiveofourown.org/works/648428... Featuring: The Monstrosity, two men who are definitely not okay—on so many levels—and Hellkat Maggie regretting literacy. [Mind the tags/warnings!] #ofmdfic #Blackfiddle #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanfic

Chapter 7 also works as stand-alone, loving, kinky, post-canon smut: archiveofourown.org/works/600361... featuring lazy wet-season domesticity, not-so-Ecclesiastical Latin, kink negotiations and giggles Accompanying art and chapter relevant tags below #SexualSunday #Gentlebeard #ofmdfic #ofmdnsfw

If you just want my take on Calypso’s birthday, you can actually skip the non-Ed/Stede chapters—there will be passion, nerves, giggles and some talking it through archiveofourown.org/works/600361... Accompanying fanart below #SexualSunday #Gentlebeard #ofmdfic #ofmdnsfw

Just posted chapter 2 of "The After-Image of a Myth": "The Thing in the Corner" archiveofourown.org/works/648428... For chapter summary/full tags see screenshot/alt text. #BlackFiddle #ofmdfanfic #OurFlagGetsLow

Can't believe I'm finally ready to start posting chapter 1 of 7 of my #BlackFiddle fic and it's apparently #OurFlagGetsLow week... "The After-Image of a Myth" archiveofourown.org/works/64842844 For description and tags/warnings(!) see screenshots/alt text below #ofmd #ofmdfanfic

Reposting for #SexualSunday since 8 mths later I accidentally wrote the accompanying fic... "History's Most Brilliant Tactician Brought to Ruin" archiveofourown.org/works/64980931 #ofmdfanfic #ofmdnsfw

Found in the wild at BoulderBar Seestadt 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ (They also had an extra field for dead names so you can sign up with your preferred name even if you don't have an id for it 💕) #ofmd

So proud of my very visible wife for finishing her first cross-stitch just in time! 🧡🤍💕

Got distracted from my new long fic (almost ready to start posting) and wrote a filthy, kinky, loving, sweet #Gentlebeard one-shot: "History's Most Brilliant Tactician Brought to Ruin" archiveofourown.org/works/64980931 summary & tags in screenshots/image description #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #Blackbonnet

just realized that while I was going for sweet, kinda silly, wait was it profound? there is actually a very plausible cosmic horror/eldritch abomination read on this 😳 If you focus on what Buttons is saying NEAR the end and what isn't shown AT the end... @petrichorca.bsky.social #buttbeard #ofmdfic

Here you go! @petrichorca.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/63475885 For It Is September 3rd, and Tonight Is Actually A Full Moon ~3.6k words M-rated Crack-Treated-Seriously #OFMDCraftFair #ofmd #ofmdfanfic #ButtBeard #EdwardTeach #ButtonsOFMD #Blackbeard [Summary/Tags in alt text]

Closeup of Frenchie as a second wip for #WIPWednesday #ofmd #ofmdfanart #FrenchieOFMD #FrencheFanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Still working on that #Blackfiddle fic—got just about 6k words so far! Here's another (non-explicit) snippet from chp 1—please note that the premise of Low abducting Edward is very much non-con, even if “way more consensual than you'd think but still quite fucked…” #WIPWednesday #ofmd #ofmdfanfic

I realized that pretty much exactly 6 months ago I was incredibly excited about the left eye... Accidental #redraw (close enough) #artprogress #progress #ofmdart #EdwardTeach #wip

It's not Wednesday, but I'm very happy how this is coming along, so here's a close-up from a WIP anyway [Some intermediate steps below] #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdfanart #EdwardTeach

@ofmdrareships.bsky.social has done something to my brain... #wip #WIPWednesday #ofmdfanfic #Lowbeard I guess? [Wip text is also in alt text]

They are my best friends

Came for the Ed rarepair recs (found some good new ones and quite a few of my own bookmarks 😅) and was flattered to find my own EdxJack one in good company 🥰 Also, what is it about EdxFang that has so many of them be genderswapped? 🤔

@ofmdrareships.bsky.social I've liked so many of fics this week, but this one I enjoyed a lot AND it hasn't gotten that much attention yet! I love that it's a (post-)Canon Zheng&Jack fic that puts him a in totally different situation. And who doesn't want to see Zheng not take any of Jack's shit?

To nobody's greater surprise than my own, I bring you a second fic for #OFMDRareShipWeek: "Too Much Fucking Rhino Horn" archiveofourown.org/works/62908372 G-rated Kraken-Era crack-treated-seriously fic about #Archie&Edward 's first interaction #ofmdfanfic #ofmd [summary/tags in images/alt text]

The illustration for "Like A Jackhammer", my #BlackSwede fic for #OFMDRareShipWeek archiveofourown.org/works/62273485 [uncropped version below] Ed is a bit overwhelmed, but no worries, he enjoying himself! (Well, for a given, slightly masochistic value of 'enjoying') #ofmdfanart #ofmdfanfic #ofmd

My offering for #OFMDRareShipWeek 's Smut Day: Like A Jackhammer The Top!Swede/Bottom!Ed fic *literally* no one asked for! archiveofourown.org/works/62273485 6.3k of E-rated canon-divergent crack treated seriously [Summary and tags see below] #ofmd #OFMDfanfic #EdwardTeach #TheSwede #BlackSwede

[1/2] Uhm... this is like embarrassingly on brand... 🙈 So I apparently saved this in June and thought this is not a fresh tattoo and given the placement, who exactly are you addressing here, Edward? So what if there was a series of pictures of different people "hitting it from the back" telling...

"Unshattered" version of Edward for the linked artwork below. [This one does have nudity, and it's less shadowed than the Blackbeard one] #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ofmdfanfic #Edizzy #Blackbeard #IzzyHands #EdwardTeach #ofmdart

I don't know what the fuck I was thinking the correct ship name is clearly #BlackSwede 😅🙃

So am I. Since when do I finish things early? Actually might have time for some accompanying artwork now... #OFMDRareShipWeek #ofmdfanart #wip #swed #TheEd #swedward (still workshopping this)