milk him

“You can build all the dick rockets you want to go to Mars while you try to leave the rest of us on the burning Earth. We’re gonna take control. This is our world, and it’s our government, and it’s our money.” — Sara Nelson, Association of Flight Attendants president

OFMDKinktober Day 2: Mutual masturbation and an accompanying fic: archiveofourown.org/works/50494825 #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdart

DAY 3: Predicament bondage || Remote control device #ofmdkinktober #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard #ofmdnsfw #nsfw

day 29: creampie It's rumored that of all the various places he had visited, the Gentleman Pirate's favorite was a secluded and private spot known as Teach's Hole. "The view is unparalleled," he was known to say. #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard [orig. posted 10.29.22]

(Originally Posted 1.19.2025) Happy #SexualSunday! Here’s some #spicygentlebeardart of my favorite boys being disgustingly cute. Based on a skeet from a few weeks ago #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #ofmdnsfw #transmascedteach #ftmedteach #gentlebeard #gentlebeardnsfw #blackbonnet #edstede

Someone’s celebrating a big day with their very own handmade party hat! New Hard Disciplines is out today! CW: 🍆 and 🪢 and 🥳 #OFMDfanart #OFMD #OFMDnsfw

so @ignisentis.bsky.social was talking about Ed needing Stede's fingers in addition to his cock and it reminded me of this kinktober sketch I did. I'd posted it with a bunch of other ones here but figured it deserved to shine on its own #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

#ofmdnsfw #nsfw in the stripped club straight up jorking it and by "it" i mean ha ha well my peanits

And we love him for it #OFMD

you’re laughing. ed’s getting his butthole buccaneered and you’re laughing

excuse the quality i drew this in a hurry cus i have. a question is there a name for tucking the dick behind the thighs like this bc its one of my fav positions to put stede in. unrelated to the fact it looks kind of mermaidy which i only realized as i was drawing this. fate perhaps

what about babygirlifying historical figures without written consent

doubtless

hi all! #ofmdnsfw

Giggling at how the way I draw Ed has evolved since 2022. I will cutesify that middle aged man!!! #ofmd

cat Roach!

Butthole Buccaneering has never looked so good 💋 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Them. #OFMDfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

ed with half up space buns 🪐 #ofmd #ofmdfanart

I just missed this meme

Self-care day, everyone! Remember to take care of yourselves. xo #OFMDfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Stede topping Ed. If you like that kind of thing. CW: NSFW cartoon pirate smut #OFMDfanart #OFMD

This is OFMD kinktober day 22 with ravishment fantasy | strap-ons | I never thought you'd be into this. CW for yep. Just straight up cartoon gentlebeard porn. #OFMDKinktober2024

Day 4: Shibari #ofmdkinktober2023 #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard

day 13: nipple play | ropes | biting hahaha remember when I said I wasn't going to do ofmdkinktober? #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #nsfw [orig. posted 10.13.22]

Lesbians Ed and Stede /commission

@ofmgayrights.bsky.social keep up the porn reposts, you are saving lives

another SMT2 exclusive. this was a sketch I'd shared online before deciding to clean it up and color it for the zine. fisting will always be a favorite of mine 😌 #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #gentlebeard #nsfw

apologies for forgetting about this account but I'm back #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdart

remember when @scarrletmoon.bsky.social predicted the cat bell in Powder Blue? (if you haven't read it yet, wtf are you waiting for? archiveofourown.org/works/452847...) #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard #nsfw [orig. posted 04.26.23]

Good morning, crew! I started a S1 rewatch last night and had some thoughts. Ed also had some thoughts. Stede's just expressing his through touch. CW: pirate porn, NSFW #OFMDfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

Hey, remember when I hand knit and gifted Con O'Neill a Starsky and Hutch inspired Cowichan sweater and he yelled "NO FUCKIN WAY!" and immediately put it on? That sound replays in my head daily and is maybe one of my happiest moments ever. Anyway, go check out the history of these amazing sweaters!

do you mind shutting that overton window? it’s getting a little chilly in here

Reposting this, no reason

me going to sleep every night

I don't know if anyone caught it during the Treasury rally today, but. Rep. McIver straight-up said that her Republican colleagues are leaving their phones off the hook because they don't want to hear from their constituents. THAT is what Dems should be preaching from every corner, every day.

There’s literally a battle going on around them and this is all they can see #Gentlebeard #OFMD

not trying to minimize the harms being done but please believe the country supports trans kids your enemies are made of paper

BLOG: Struggling to make sense of what's happening in the US government, such as purges at govt agencies, Musk's annexation of Treasury powers, and crooks getting important government jobs? Be confused no more! There's method in the madness - it's State Capture. www.jandehn.com/post/elon-mu...

man you just gotta transition even harder now. out of spite