This is seriously one of the most delightful things I’ve ever read, @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social never fails to deliver an engaging, funny, and heartfelt story. ☃️❤️‍🔥 archiveofourown.org/works/616610...

Hello friends, I'm gonna start back up on donation sketches so stay tuned for prompts you can claim! If you sponsor a piece, I will send you a 5x7 print of it (anywhere in the world). This fandom's generosity is our number one superpower, so this is just a way that I can sweeten the pot a bit 🥰

A very happy final night of Hanukkah to you and yours. I've really enjoyed drawing this lil series, and this piece is one of my favorite things I've drawn in a while. #ofmdfanart #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #izzyhands #candols

Hi all~ As some of you know, for a while now I have been compiling an #OurFlagMeansDeath behind the scenes archive. It has consumed many, many hours of my life, but it's truly just been a labour of love. 🧵 Here is the link for #OFMD S1 bts bit.ly/4gydPAH

Repost with alt text for better accessibility and searchability 💖 (plus a reminder that you can go to your settings to require alt text on images to help you remember to do this!)

Turns out my new nonbinary sweetie has not one but MULTIPLE crop tops to show off their cute lil belly, how did I get so lucky‽‽‽ 😍🥵❤️‍🔥

Yes ma’am

less izzy wank more izzy getting wanked off

Perfect perfect perfect

This series is really good!

what if a cranky old sea dog thought that loving someone was too much of a liability in his line of work and then he fell for the world's worst sailor what about that.

happy 2nd birthday to this fucking fic and the entire extended butt plug universe looool archiveofourown.org/works/43818568

CHARLIEEEEEEE 😍😍😍

HI YOU SHOULD READ THIS IMMEDIATELY IT’S AMAZING 🧀🔥

HAPPY #OFMDHOLESTICE I attempted to write a tingler

🩷💜💙 BISEXUAL ICON EDWARD TEACH 🩷💜💙

Is this... literature?

First I stopped writing my Izzy fic because of le depression. Now I am much less depressed but I have a new sweetie and so I am still unable to focus. SORRY IZZY, I swear I’ll get back to you and your modern au sexy love story someday 🥺

Name a game you played as a kid. GIFs only

Neither innkeepers nor murder shack but this spot-on third thing:

There would be no Doctor Who fandom at all if this were the case 😂

I see u mirin my donglydoos

you're right i SHOULD work on that edizzy kraken era wip again

When someone hands CJ the mic at karaoke

Anyway. Pushing Ed overboard didn't help Lucius but letting Ed cockwarm him is helping them both. Pete's giving them a double thumbs up from across the room

Feeling lonely or alone on Christmas Day? Why not take part in an annual virtual party started by Sarah Millican on Twitter but now on BlueSky! Use the hashtag #JoinIn & let’s keep each other company! To make things easy, Like/Save this feed to see all the #JoinIn posts bsky.app/profile/did:...

i am catte an wen i see a sallad on the groun for me i cant resist i eet the leafs i go inside an puke up greene

t4t pwp for #TakeTwoTuesday? don't mind if i dooo archiveofourown.org/works/61355314

esPESHially if you started off writing gentlebeard in 2022 and have moved on to other ships. so grateful to everyone who stuck around 💙

And despite the middle-aged pirates finding love, I still thought it wasn’t going to happen for me, that I wouldn’t feel like this about anyone again. But here I am: 49, fat, menopausal, and with a hot, sweet lover who thinks I hung the moon. No matter how long it lasts, it’s fuckin wonderful.

Turns out it’s pretty damn awesome to be dating someone emotionally available who demonstrates frequently how into you they are and the feeling is mutual and also the sex is 🔥 WHO KNEW

I will tell everyone that this is the Spice Girls

This is all my brain did with ballsacks and claw machines

Last #steddyhands piece done for the Steddyhands zine #ofmd #izzyhands #nadsart

screaming from the rooftops “ROMANTICIZE THE SIGNS OF A LIFE LIVED” greying hair, wrinkles, body fat, scars, stretch marks, etc. all signs that you have survived and smiled and laughed and eaten good food and grown into your body and lived through the shit you didn’t think you’d survive. BEAUTIFUL!

reeeeposting because i added a joke i could not resist once i thought of it lmao sorry ok you can read it now

Possibly my favorite Archie moment 😂

One of my favorite shots from @onemoresongofmd.bsky.social. Photo by the extremely talented @hwlsmvngbcth.bsky.social

new fic alert! established fluffy Ed/Stede t4t pwp, 4k! archiveofourown.org/works/61355314

Yesss, take Izzy to candy mountain!

im neutral on pregnancy kink but im glad you guys are having fun. we should have a knifeplay week though. for gwens.

Izzy really putting his entire Krampussy into this whole "holiday spirit" thing #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd #stizzy #izzyhands

#SubStedeKinkmas : chastity 🔑 is that the real key? you decide 😈

it's just canon to me that lucius fucks other guys while pete watches and gives a thumbs up from the cuck chair. he's having the time of his life

It's hard to pick just one line... for Hornigold Week I did a Krakenverse crackfic parody of that age gap article from The Cut, and it still makes me giggle. archiveofourown.org/works/56488828

idiot.mp4