WE GOT TORTURED AND WE SURVIVED

fanfiction is cool I think

this WILL be the year i paint my living room, i am speaking it into existence

i fell into a hole but i have (possibly) climbed back out. january horrors do NOT come for me please

Merry Christmas to @andylehnsherr.bsky.social ! Here's your gift for Canyon Christmas! I really hope you like it, I had so much fun drawing it! 💖🦄🎄 #IzzyHands #OurFlagMeansDeath #CanyonChristmas

it does really suck feeling this empty after seeing my mum, i've seen her 3 times in the past 2 years (all visits instigated by me) so i KNOW this is what it feels like but jesus fucking christ. all talk no action she just is not interested in me. didn't ask me one personal question the whole time

The trans-gendered haunt my waking dreams! Their wiles are too sinfully powerful!!! #art

defense mechanisms #ofmd #ofmdfanart 🐡🥢

relationship weight looks good on him :)

Stay safe out there y'all

im done with work for the year!!!!! out of office ON laptop SHUT all my role-critical technical knowledge LEAVING MY HEAD YAAAAYYYYYY

oh for 20 episode seasons of ed finding out who he is, ensemble workplace rom com, ed & stede have a very cute relationship w dramatic but low-stakes miscommunications & break up every few episodes & back together in the next 💘 (background edizzy evil bdsm tortured romance is there too, OBVIOUSLY)

i didn't get to write anything but just know that ed made stede drink so many glasses of water yesterday and then teased and tickled him until he pissed everywhere 💕 stede whimpered and whined and cried so prettily, and then also jizzed really hard about it 🙏 merry kinkmas to all

I eat handsome pirates with marmalade for brekkie 😋 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #gentlebeard #ourflagmeansdeath

#substedekinkmas25 shoe kink 👠

Feeling down and lonely tonight so I doodled Stede ✌️ #ofmd #stedebonnet #bottomstedebonnet

i know having a fresh haircut feels so good but whhhhyyyyyyyy does booking it feel so difficult

Sub Stede's Kinkmas / Day 1: Pussy spanking 👀 AO3 link: archiveofourown.org/works/75520041 @bottomstedeweek.bsky.social #OFMDfanart #ofmdnsfw #SubStedeKinkmas25

this ed teach type of outfit is killing me

Archie flirting by flexing her biceps #ofmd

Nothing to see here, just Archie wiping blood off her face #ofmd

I saw this and I think is edizzy to me #OFMD #edizzy

Here she is! Now with daylight. "You used to pick flowers", a love(ly) letter to OFMD. I've listed it at £20 in my shop if anyone would like (and can tweak the design for the buyer). I'll be sharing the free pattern just as soon as I have time to finish it ko-fi.com/s/f170a4cdea RTs appreeshed!

#SubStedeKinkmas soft and sweet 💕

2 and a half weeks left of work before xmas break hhhhrhrhrhhrrhrhrrrrrhrhrhrrrrhrhhhhhHURRY UP!!!!!!!!

i would give my soul for 3 - 5 episodes of ed in his passive aggressive break up era. constantly accidentally running into stede at the various pirate functions and trying soooo hard to demonstrate how much of a fuck he does not give

99% of the time i love my rigid routines & the sense of comfort & safety they bring & the lack of decision-making needed on my part. not today tho. not when it's Time To Walk To The Supermarket To Do My Weekly Shopping & it's PISSING RAIN OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!

writing is so great. would love to do it one day

Just a sketch but I wanted to share. This is the horniest Ed and Stede I’ve ever drawn… lol #ofmd #gentlebeard #ofmdfanart #zigsdrewstuff

me when i'm trying to come up with a career for modern AU stede

Sometimes, the softest and most comforting is also the word's greatest pirate. You belong with wildflowers boo #EdwardTeach #OFMDfanart

co-cowboys 🦄✨ #ofmd #ofmdfanart

Tis the season for cornball holiday stories. Established Gentlebeard into Steddyhands, lightweight & silly, posted last year

not only was i FORCED into the office today for this stupid xmas thing that involved SURPRISE GET UP & SPEAK IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE DEPARTMENT but i also fucking TRIPPED & ATE SHIT when i went out to buy a sad little meal deal lunch. the health+safety guy did a whole Procedure about it. humiliating

supermarket sweep AU, is this anything

sorry i can’t hear you over the sound of gay pirates kissing and kissing and kissing and

SLAAAAYYYY, DIVA!! 🎤 ✨ 💅 #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath

and a happy neopets advent calendar to all who celebrate

got my beautiful girl back up for the season 👁️

it's Brittany, bitch

still not over that this was their CANON progression and i'm supposed to what, *not* ship stizzy?? when they look at each other like that for real on my screen???

gym bros doing gym bro stuff 🌈 #myart #ofmdfanart

christening this new account with this one ✨they are having a GREAT time✨ (August 2023, slightly edited) #ofmdnsfw #ofmd #ofmdfanart #steddyhands

Queen Anne’s Revenge c. 2005 🖤🎸 #ofmdfanart

Rewatched season 2 and I just can't get over Izzy's looks to Stede, and the fact he had his hand on Stede's leg in that one scene UH OH WE'RE BACK Y'ALL 🤠 #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmdfanart #stizzy