the NCAA women's tournament getting Red Panda and the NCAA men's tournament getting the Chainsmokers is a great example of how toxic masculinity harms men too

once you exceed a certain income threshold politics as most people think of it is basically just a question of taste. all rich people are friends and they all sleep together in one big bed every night

Happy Opening Day

I'm fully convinced a large part of the reason the Afroman trial landed the way it did was that the pettiness and specificity of the details, which he repeated over and over (LEMON POUND CAKE!) stick with people far more than the broad stroke of being on the wrong end of a vast system of injustice

Getting kicked off Xbox Live in 2013 for being a flaming asshole might replace "Dave Mustaine getting kicked out of Metallica for drinking too much" as my new standard for "how far over the line did you have to go, exactly?"

A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.

I really didn't know how much I needed this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OQv...

They're making cars too curvy now. Everything looks like a dang oval. Do not explain the reasons to me please. I need cars to look like this

his final message…

I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.

it's been way too long since I've posted music, but happy thanksgiving, you turkeys ❤️ #fabc waterfeatures.bandcamp.com/track/tunnel...

chow yun fat in A BETTER TOMORROW is the coolest a dude has ever looked on film

Raleigh, NC

Holy shit finally an Op-Ed that Gets It

Oh no

History always remembers:

trans people aren't the downfall of civilization no matter how many monster truck show people who pivoted to blasphemous megachurch spectacles say so. they weren't right about pokemon cards or e-drugs or whatever, they're not right about this. it's a stalking horse for social domination by losers

I've lived in #chicago less than two weeks, and it's still shocking how good the bus drivers are here. These people should get paid more than baseball players.

"We're all throwing dildos at women athletes to promote our memecoin" really puts a fine point on not just how sexist, mean and stupid so much of right now is, but also the grim degree to which we're just inundated with Stuff a 15-Year-Old Dipshit Would Think is Cool. A confederacy of Beavises.

All these years later and Phoenix still sounds like the kidz bop Strokes.

going to keep saying: important for a society that would like to keep functioning to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

Why do people hate the police? Who else are you going to call to arrest you after your home gets burglarized? www.theguardian.com/music/2025/j...

y'know it's kind of a tell that they think celebrating the end of slavery is DEI

Hey, Dodgers, this would be a good time to break your cowardly silence as your community is attacked. Or you could just ban people who sing the national anthem in Spanish. That’s another thing you could do.

I left LA many years ago, but I held onto my Dodger fandom tightly as a way of still feeling grounded. In a week when I miss LA so dearly, I've also felt how much my connection to one its (and my) most beloved institutions has frayed.

This flyer's giving real Da Share z0ne energy and it ain't wrong

Caribou's AI use bothered me for reasons around identity, Timbo's bothered me because living in a cyberpunk dystopia was supposed to be cooler, but what sucks about this is the mundanity -- the fake AI cratedigging apparatus is inevitably gonna for sale on Splice by the end of the year if not sooner

#austin come join me in launching my book!! 🤠 it mentions Richard Linklater and u will love it #booksky

Austin TX! I'm gonna be playing Beats & Beers, May 30th at St. Elmo (South) with inimitable @flobama.bandcamp.com, Acclimated Assassin, and many more! Thx 2 @pressingmatterz.bsky.social and St Elmo for putting it on. Starts at 5, can't wait 4 this! Bring a friend, flip a beat, have a Carl!

James Agee said "I hate any job on earth, as a job and a hindrance and a semi-suicide." 💡And that's why I think your cardholders are going to 👏love👏 our new B2B SaaS product.

Oh, fuck everyone involved in this

Congratulations to all the Knicks fans who are no longer the most insufferable group of people touting imagined ties to Villanova this week

i don’t believe in the great man of history theory, but i do kind of believe in a stupid asshole theory of history where one dumb motherfucker ruins things for everyone

I love every interview with Enya about her process, where half is "I built a custom reverb tank in this castle on a remote island off the coast of Ireland, because no commercial reverb can get this sound" and the other half is "Oh, that? That's one of the factory presets on a Juno"

coincidentally the 1 year anniversary of this great tweet

In a few years (max) when people start asking why we thought AI was a good idea I am creating a record that we did NOT think it was a good idea and the main reason people were ever convinced was billions of dollars of propaganda

YES HA HA HA YES

every Gundam series synopsis: in DISTANT POLITICALLY TUMULTUOUS FUTURE, emotional teens must confront their external adversaries (who pilot giant robots) *and* inner demons (tumult about giant robots) with the help of their friends (who are giant robots) me: I think this is the one

S O U L / / O F / / L E A D from #flipabeatclub 41 astral projection visuals from the wayback machine #FABC #beats #music

I'm thinking about the part in Moneyball when Bill James' moment of radicalization was realizing that baseball teams lose because "the people who run the Cleveland Indians just aren't that smart. They're dumb" and there was nothing more to it than that. Wonder how many Americans are Bill James today

it is an undeniable truth that how much you hate AI corresponds with how hot you are

Why do people still attempt to make music when Carly Simon's Why (12" version) already exists? www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmTj...

If the Democrats give up on trans people then why should any member of a minority trust them ever again?

Mahmoud Khalil should be at home with his pregnant wife. Instead, he's been illegally abducted & had his constitutional right to free speech & due process stripped. We're demanding his immediate release and we cannot allow this abuse of power to go unchecked. #FreeMahmoudKhalil

the moral of dune is that you should get off the computer and go do drugs

Good morning and once again, fuck Gavin Newsom.