When the big breaking news finally comes, before they even have the chance to lower the flags to half-mast, the entire world will be like...

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

A thing I love is seeing people in the year 2026 use their thumbs to type out some variation of the sentiment “well I guess the GOP *didn‘t* really mean what they said about defending free speech!!!!”

appropriate ad for the "Bon Iver covering Bonnie Raitt" youtube audience

They should aim higher

Glad we’re warming up the “I’d love a woman for president, just not [any given woman]” machine, right on time! Wonder what our current president is up to, and if he is able to successfully utter a coherent thought!

Yeah, I support Newsom. I appreciate the harp, and I think she and Andy Samberg are just such a power couple

save some of the ipad baby moral panic for the adults who willfully sacrificed a lifetime of literacy to their tik tok algorithms

Republicans always squawking ‘increase the birth rate!’ while simultaneously giving every man in their 20s a draftkings login

People who were actually enslaved believed that chattel slavery would end one day. I'm sorry but to me that suggests that you [who are not enslaved in 2026] can also imagine an end to the current horrors.

The human brain is the most complex entity in the universe and gmail is out here asking if yours needs help writing an email. We must all become Ned Ludd and rise up against the dumbest development imaginable

American math is calling a state‘s largest population center a ‘blue dot‘

Shouting ‘this is a distraction from the epstein files’ as I’m thrown into the ICE Jail For Mean Women Who Posted Rudely About America’s Most Special Boys Who Are Fit And Can Definitely Read

Wait I’m confused are white women who vote democrat moronic soccer moms/wine moms or dangerous revolutionaries who threaten to upend the very order of America?

It’s going to be unfortunate to never make a livable wage again but I am going to laugh when AI replaces every manager who currently can’t form a thought without it

kid in 30 years, crying: I’m thirsty, why don't we have water? Me, comfortingly: I’m sorry sweetie, we needed it to create AI graphics for failing B2B SaaS companies. But it was worth it, their offerings were cloud-native and future-ready!

3 billionaires: let’s make a technology that destroys the environment, takes everyone’s job and makes abusing women easier. Everyone else: I will happily sacrifice my firstborn child for a side of chatbot-induced psychosis as long as I never have to write a grocery list ever again

kind of darkly funny that "gender studies" is the stereotypical "useless degree" because gender studies will help you understand a large and important chunk of the current psychosis in american life

As an elected official being sworn in on the text most sacred to me, I know what I'm solemnly swearing to honor and uphold my duties on:

Crying in the club (thinking about the last Calvin and Hobbes strip)

In the near future AI will be able to follow your dreams and spend time with the love of your life so that you can mine coal to power the AI data centers

rightwingers privately disagree with a good bit of what they espouse because it’s not about being moral it’s about getting unlimited money and personal power

People on here saying jorts dump Vance doesnt have the sauce is making me nervous that he’s going to win by 80 electoral votes 😔

AI is going to take your job and your water, and private equity is going to take the rest so naturally they’re concerned with… trans kids (.06% of the population).

incredible that the oldest scam in the book — “look away from the greed and poor leadership that destroy your chance to make a career, it is the [blanks] that stole your job!” — still works

Now we cut to a live feed of what a full decade of ‘bombshell revelations’ re: ‘someone from trumps inner circle suggests he may not be fit for office’ will do to an MF:

Charismatic Texas democrat runs for senate, collects a billion in donations while polls remain close, then loses by ten points to christian wax figure who runs on increasing gun violence and racism

Despite everything, society was better off when Robert Plant, Roger Daltrey et al were the world‘s god-kings instead of these fucking losers

Donald Trump just say whatever come to his fool ass mind and then fall asleep… like an evil parrot

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This stuff drives me nuts. Yes, young men are dealing with social problems. But in just the last decade, American women have seen their reproductive rights curtailed, economic gains reversed, and a virulent misogyny permeate more of the culture. Gamer can't get date doesn't rate next to that.

Doing the bare minimum at work in a very replaceable role and they keep me on while other heads roll… not sure if I am George Constanza or an accidental genius…

among everything else the fact that we are in year ~14 of a press cycle involving a film *for adults* in which a lead character is wearing this is going to send me over the edge

I know I’m a libtard but I think it’s bad the U.S. president keeps calling for the killing of specific sitting elected officials who didn’t even commit crimes

Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day

Goddess give me the strength to not type what I think about this bonch into the World Wide Web

I actually think we are far past "abolish ice", and fully into "nuremburg trials might be too humane" territory

Trump take holidays

I was curious about her party because it wasn’t included here… learned she’s a democrat which I suspected because that’s a genuine smile and not the patented Republican constipated grimace

New awareness campaign

If we lived in a civilized society "desperadoes under the eaves" would have been the hit and not "werewolves in london" but yall not ready for that conversation

the description of “normal” middle aged women, no matter how articulate, informed and progressive they are as “winemoms” even when praising them, is still misogynistic 🙂

Actually now I don’t regret not putting more money away because my retirement plan is a prison I’m helping build with my taxes that I will be put in for liking posts about Luigi 😌

New: most hateable bitch on earth makes it illegal to say ‘I hate this bitch’

Also remember when bush literally stole the 2000 election

Every headline since January is like ‘trump admin demands one human sacrifice from each family. Approval hovers at 40%”

I don’t want to need an encyclopedic knowledge of Nazi symbology to navigate society 😌

Would be so crazy to write a haunting song about the human toll of your war-torn region all for Americans to be like “Halloween playlist lols” m.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejg...

I can’t imagine anything more tiresome than a film about ‘cancel culture‘ in the year of our lordess 2025