Pretty pleased about this one. Wordle 1,632 2/6 ⬛🟨⬛⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle

BREAKING: RFK Jr Receives Inaugural FIFA Medicine Prize.

You guys I was right there with you mocking trump because of all of the reasons… but now that he’s been named the recipient of the inaugural FIFA Peace Prize, maybe we should lay off a bit?

The White House has launched a webpage to report "media bias" tips. It would be a pity if it were flooded with tips about every show on Fox News. www.whitehouse.gov/articles/202...

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Rose and Jack attempting to complete the maiden voyage of the Titanic.

Whose advice should US parents follow since ACIP is no longer legitimate? My answer is in the article below. “I would follow the American Academy of Pediatrics advice, as well as the Vaccine Integrity Project…The one group I wouldn’t trust is ACIP”. @cidrap.bsky.social

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The party of law and order, folks.

Trump to sign Executive Order ending the use of the metric system to describe quantities of cocaine.

The top 3 will be of no surprise to anybody who's been in a car with me, or anywhere within earshot of me at any point in 2025. Ben Nichols, at number 2, is the lead singer for Lucero (who are at #1). Rick Steff, at number 3, is the keyboardist for Lucero (who are at #1). #music #hyperfixating

Pastrami… pizza? I am a pizza purist, but hear me out… this is actually less of a pizza and more of an open-faced pastrami sandwich. Pastrami, mozzarella cheese, mustard… and I add the pickles and pepperoncini. Amazing food from Ralph’s Nino’s Pizzeria in Peoria, AZ. 🥃🍕

I'm mostly put off by the thought of the dry 28 year old bird getting the 60 year old stuffing.

I need to come to terms with the fact that I am now at an age where I no longer get my money’s worth at the all-you-can-eat buffet. 😕

Today I am grateful to have discovered singer Mirel Wagner. Two questions... 1. Why have I not heard of her before? 2. Why has she released only 2 albums? I need more!

a more interesting thing to tell your kids is that these are all scale replicas of the monsters that have attacked our city

Just looked at the solicits for the upcoming WONDER WOMAN: BLACK & GOLD Special and what’s not very clear is that *I* am WRITER & Artist of it! My first writer credit! I am SO PROUD of this little all-ages story and I really really think you’ll love it! Please let your LCS know u want in!

“Secretly”… I don’t think that word means what NR thinks it means.

The US is jumping into a pattern of a $1 trillion debt increase per month, meanwhile the Trump regime has blocked the release of the jobs report, inflation report and GDP report The Trump network increased their wealth by the billions since he first took office in January 2025.

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

Temperature in my house right now is NOICE.

That 3rd and 2 play by the Giants against Detroit... OH MY GOD! #nfl

Apropos of nothing, I can't shake the feeling that Olivia Nuzzi looks like she was drawn by Frank Quitely.

Apropos of nothing, I can't shake the feeling that Olivia Nuzzi looks like she was drawn by Frank Quitely.

All of maga, in unison: "That place is packed!"

I've only been back at work for a month now after a year and a half of unemployment... but I've got $3.

We hereby retire the “record scratch-Freeze frame-You may be wondering how I got here” meme. It’s over. It will never be topped by this image.

One day when this is all over, there really needs to be a post mortem done to figure out how we got to a place where the leader of the free world could brazenly and boldly lie, and nobody did a fucking thing about it.

That 4th and 27 play by the Bills was picture-perfect execution. Wow. #nfl

I’ll never understand how he did not receive a Nobel Peace Prize. The mind boggles.

Oh, this is absolutely wild. I feel like @webrat.io would agree.

I'm old enough to remember when the GOP said that the Democrats needed to tone down their violent rhetoric. That was... a month or so ago? Yeah, good times.

Seems important, no?

We've all said this for years, but it's absolutely essential: he must be impeached and removed from office. Any "leader" who's not on board with that is no leader at all.

Yesterday Was Just Another Trump Shit Stain On The Presidency: The Saudi Crown Prince paid a visit to the Oval Office yesterday, and Donald Trump did what he always does when he’s in the presence of killers & dictators - he praised the Crown Prince, bowed to him, sucked up to him, and lied for…

Death by Lightning. I CANNOT recommend this series highly enough. You're not a history buff? ME NEITHER! You don't know jack about J. Garfield? ME NEITHER! I sat down to watch an episode last night based on a friend's recommendation. I blew through all 4 episodes, and wished there were more. 👍🏻👍🏻

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They sure do seem to be preoccupied with shitting on people.

Yes, it absolutely SHOULD be reported on that Megyn Kelly is an awful person that condones child rape as long as the child is over 5 years old. But that's been done. The story's out. Can we stop giving her air time now? Can I stop hearing her stupid voice and seeing her stupid face?

Dear Bluesky Fam: If you don't recall the last time that you cleaned/descaled your coffee maker, consider this a gentle reminder that it is well past time to do so. I care about you all far too much to share a pic of the mold/algae that have started a community at the bottom of my water reservoir.

I'm looking for recommendations for a bluetooth headphone that isn't Bose that you absolutely adore. #LazyBlueSky #remote

Yeah, as if trump would ever try to overturn the will of the people. 😜

For everybody that's saying that trump can order the release of the files himself, he doesn't need the House... ... why would you expect that trump would understand how things are meant to work?

Manson family values, maybe.

This is so powerful. They all deserve justice. Release the files now.

For context, this was tweeted six years ago. Has nothing to do with Epstein or any current events. Yes, it's fucking ridiculous, even in its correct context. But I think it's important that we stay focused and not brandish 6 year old tweets as being relevant to anything going on today.

The one email in that Epstein trove that has really taken off online.