OK this one made me audibly chortle. (source: www.instagram.com/reel/DXh6_3y...)

Capital? CAPITAL?

it is important to emphasize that this was *the point*. this was *intentional*. elon musk is a vicious white supremacist who thinks poor african children ought to die, so that the world can be whiter

Had surgery on Monday to repair a torn triceps tendon. It went well, but the pain was miserable for a few days. Today is my first day feeling like a semi-human again. Celebrating with this Frey Ranch pour. Their first single barrel that was available in Arizona back in 2023. 🥃 #whiskey #bourbon

Well that's fucking brilliant right there.

Bragging about saving 8 AI generated women in Iran after murdering 160+ real children in Iran is disgusting.

Well that was a nice way to start the day. Wordle 1,766 2/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 #wordle

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Tax churches.

We can't keep looking away from his emotional and cognitive issues. The attack on the Pope was the beginning of a full night of melting down. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

This would be AMAZING.

There's a lot going on in this clip but can we circle back to the "DoorDash GRANDMA" t-shirt for a second? Trump normalizing retirement-age gig workers tells you everything you need to know about the American economy under Republican leadership

HOLY FORKING SHIRTBALLS! All 3 of 'em were in a position to be photographed, and they STAYED in position to be photographed allowing me to actually take the photograph! #dogsofbluesky

trump could give this speech in the middle of 5th Avenue and he wouldn't lose any voters.

trump giving off big Kirk Lazarus energy.

Current status of the Strait of Hormuz dispute

I like where this is going.

A post was made about Biden's presidential pardon "spree". I respectfully disagreed (at least, I hope it came across as respectful). A commenter suggests that Biden set a precedent. I challenged that suggestion with actual data. And the response? "Whatever you gotta tell yourself". _sigh_

It’s wild when a woman blocks you for your controversial stance that a woman who passed out shouldn’t be raped. But here we are.

#Phoenix area people… Michael Fiala is opening a dog boarding business. Michael was fairly well known for his IG account, the_bike_dog. He and his dog Sox rode to every US state. Their bond was incredible. Just following them on IG was a privilege. 1/

Wild times here on the Bluesky tonight.

Joke’s on them. He’s not planning on leaving.

Finished season 3 of "Shrinking". AMAZING show. I understand that this is where @vdoozer.bsky.social originally planned to end the show (and what an ending it would have been), but has decided on a 4th season. I'm happy that there'll be more, but also nervous. I remain cautiously optimistic 😬

This is so well done. 👌

"Let me offer some friendly advice for anyone like this gentleman who is tempted to say this was a 'surprisingly low' number of service members killed. Don’t make this observation if it’s just a number to you."

Impeaching Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, for high crimes and misdemeanors. Whoa... so are we actually, FINALLY, doing this?

"A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again." - the sitting POTUS Hey does anybody remember when people didn't want to vote for Kamala because of "Genocide Joe"? HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU ALL

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Depluralize a movie: The Social Workstation

Didn’t this incompetent buffoon spend the last week boasting that we don’t need the strait because we have SO MUCH oil? The only thing more embarrassing than this man is the people who continue to follow and support him.

well damn this looks all sorts of fun.

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Canceled Netflix yesterday because of an upcoming price increase. Just saw that they've re-established ties with Louis CK and that they're airing a new special of his. I want to re-subscribe just so I can cancel again.

Everyone in the world watching the flight to the moon: Yeah, man! Trump:

So lemme see if I have this correct... Two U.S. planes were shot down while fighting in a war that we'd already won, by a country whose military we'd already obliterated. Is that about right?

Distraction du jour #epstein

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... and the second amendment was about a well-regulated militia protecting themselves against a tyrannical government.

magas will say that she didn't get fired, but that she got a promotion.

I'd love to see the reactions of world leaders to this absolute idiot's address.

Look no further.

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Some off-the-grid (ish) time with the wife and one of the pups.