government shitdown 2026 LFG ICE OUT (like, fully — as in abolish that shit)

the pretext has always been there to label us as domestic terrorists

Day 1 of the blizzard: I have eaten all the snacks I bought for the blizzard already. It hasn't started snowing yet.

That's right, I am a classical liberal (owns a firearm, tyrannies can morally be toppled by force, believes monarchs should lose their head).

This is some fucking "give him the Sudetenland" bullshit.

They are making generations of jokers every single day

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this literally somehow became true

Flipping the bird to some dipshit from the government is one of the most American things you can possibly do

but yeah sure, i'll say it again: scapegoating drugs for someone's consistently awful behavior that continues to go largely unchecked is ridiculous. when we support that narrative, we perpetuate the stigma around substance use disorders & reinforce copaganda based drug war narratives.

“They scrolled too greedily, and too deep…”

the average man thinks about the Mediterranean Basin Extended Cinematic Universe ten times a day.

I am frozen and cannot do anything

i’m getting a lot of questions about my tshirt that says “i have nothing to do with the ongoing disappearance of @jcsalterego.bsky.social” that have already been answered by my shirt

Guess who showed up to defend Tesla? The Proud Boys, armed militias, and at one event in Idaho, and a guy dressed as Hitler. More on the "Tesla Takedown" protests here:

The entire thread is like this, nazis asking for a summary of their posts, the AI says "Well it sure as shit looks like you're a nazi", then they argue with each response and it just goes into more detail why they're nazis

I am once again reminded how a large portion of this country went insane because they had to spend more time with their spouse and children and imagining what they will do when their aging parents have to move in because their social security checks are three months late...

if i am ever independently wealthy i will go around and destroy all the anti homeless measures.

damn william, you were cooking with this one (it's deleted now)

there we are.

If you have a cane, you deserve for there to be a sword inside it

I want to share my experience today with Google support, trying to get Gemini (their AI/plagiarism machine) turned off in my Google workspace account. That account is where I personally do all my work communication—I am an editor, and most of my work contracts explicitly ban any use of Generative AI

Times are hard, even the skateboards are up on blocks

Me everytime it's not a billionaire

nothing to me demonstrates that the state is feeling existential dread than the sheer lengths that they are going to parade luigi mangione around like a circus act. innocent until proven guilty, except when capital is feeling really scared that people are going to feel inspired.

it's actually inspirational how bad bluesky's decision making has been because no matter how stupid i've been in the past, i have NEVER done something ass stupid as bluesky. it makes me feel very good about myself. i haven't even gotten close to doing something this dumb. i'm doing alright, i'd say.

@jay.bsky.team @aaron.bsky.team Do you see what you've done?

free this good young man

oh that explains so much

Warlabel v1.2 is up and running. This replaces the legion/label commands with a simpler add lableName or remove labelName Also adds labels for Slaanesh, Tzeench, Khorne, and Nurgle!

@warlabel.bsky.social remove nurgle

@liamclisham.bsky.social looks like you were able to get the votann label!

@anaisl.bsky.social you're wish has been granted. Welcome to the Thousand Sons

apnews.com/article/fact... THE AP HAS PULLED THE ARTICLE DENYING THAT JD VANCE FUCKED A COUCH. I REPEAT, THEY HAVE PULLED THE ARTICLE.

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