Dude, I've never set foot in the UK but I know that *checks notes* 1975 UK, wasn't a time to be nostalgic about. The Blitz would be a better time be nostalgic for FFS

Seems like some people are relying on Republicans to finally do the right thing around the Epstein votes even though nothing they've shown us for 10+ years would indicate they're capable of that.

Of course it was fuckin Serrano. I loathe that piece of shit

Feel like this is a good @semperfitrex.bsky.social meme

This was at 8:00 AM. I think Johnson has a real started/ going kinda day yesterday

Well, when you put it that way it sounds like the country is kinda fucked

There's no way ol' Donny Trump wiggles out of this one...🙄

Who will map the Retreat from Chicago as Minard mapped Napoleon's retreat from wintry Moscow?

For all our discussion of what looks like the end of the shutdown, this is the one thing about it I know in my heart. It's 12 months to the midterms and, politically, that's eternity.

The one thing it does mean is the House has to go into session and maybe that last vote for the discharge petition finally gets seated

Your rather dry language undersells it. FSA money is taken directly out of your paycheck, and if you don't spend it all by the end of the year, *it goes back to your employer*

It's like they even know how FSAs work.

This fucking part right here

Absolutely the fuck not.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

Top Gun without Tom Cruise would be great actually

If I ever become synonymous with a dance that looks like I'm jacking two guys off just end me.

They're so awful.

Was the broker Martin Blank?

The Black Grail #trenchcrusade

A Mighty Wind

They want to deny people food as badly as they want to disappear Kilmar Abrego Garcia... again!

We print the money FFS. Liquid. What a stupid, fucking asshole

It's because they don't view nonwhite children as children, or people, and they think the rest of the country feels the same.

Now that's what I'm talking about

A conspiracy I allow myself is that she's the J6 pipe bomber so I think this is just her trying to look sane and garner sympathy for when the next administration comes in

I mean, is it really AI or is it Trump running the country into the ditch and the GOP unwilling to even acknowledge what he's doing, much less stop it.

Frogbottom Grenadiers hire a mercenary gun crew. #turnip28

This is AI right? It's fake right?

I hope they never see a fucking penny.

The "just like you were" jab is the tell that she's just saying what they want to hear and will say the exact opposite in other company. It's Trumpian. Always remember, you don't gotta hand it to her.

Mike Johnson, probably: “what election? I’ve been extremely busy not releasing the Epstein files, I haven’t heard about any elections”

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

Animals: exist in my backyard My dogs: absolutely the fuck not! They got a rabbit and bigass groundhog in the last week.

A strong, powerful Dem Governor in VA would be able to use the national Guard to, as it were, “step on”, any attempted coup in DC, to speak firmly and with authority, to- *they drag me off stage*

People are actually starting to see the increase in their ACA payments. They'll ignore SNAP but the more people understand the ACA cuts the more heat these guys are going to get. No one is buying the Schumer Shutdown crap no matter how much they post about it.

I was suspicious of this from the start. Really great to have no trust in anything anymore

My dogs: why aren't you up and feeding us? Me: it's 4:00 AM! Dogs: I don't recognize your arbitrary markers of time

we've finally answered humanity's most ancient question, "What happens after you die?" the answer is JD Vance fucks your wife

"Democrats" means minorities to Tuberville.

I'm not naive enough to think there won't be SONE theft but the way I've heard people IRL and seen stories about increasing security at grocery stores due to SNAP benefits being cut just seems like more casual racism/classism to me

He should be easily identifiable if media would get his face out there. Guess we'll see if anyone is going to even attempt consequences for this guy, which I know would be an uphill battle considering where we are

Totally. Halloween expansionism is a defensive measure against two months of Xmas.

And now it's time to watch Ed Wood

It's like Sanguinious or something

10/10

This...all day long. This is the ONLY reason they give a shit about Israel

Me and my boy watching the Great Pumpkin and having a hot toddie