I just edited the pedo post. 😂

I just edited the pedo post. 😂

Hot Chip!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rep Jim McGovern (D-MA) when GOP pulled an Iran War authorization vote off the schedule

President steals $1.7 billion from taxpayers to give to criminals. It's a disgrace.

Holding our elected officials accountable for their actions on our behalf is what we’re supposedto be doing. If you’re in PA, call this turd’s office and demabd he resign.

President steals $1.7 billion from taxpayers to give to criminals. It's a disgrace.

It is primary day in Georgia. Get out and vote, y’all. (And if you don’t vote then don’t come on here complainin’!)

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The United States government just agreed to pay $1.8 billion to the United States president, approved by the president's own personal lawyer who represented him when he was convicted of 34 criminal counts. This is the biggest scandal in all of American political history.

Trump was born evil.

Musk lashes out at French judges investigating X

73% of mothers with kids under 18 are in the workforce. More than flowers or brunch, working moms need: -Paid family leave -Equal pay -Universal childcare -Universal healthcare (But get your mom flowers, too)

Don’t forget

Trump was born evil.

Don’t forget

Why is the President of the United States shilling so hard for cryptocurrency? Because the entire industry is a Ponzi scheme — and he's the conman-in-chief.

Good morning!

Good morning!

LEFT: Tells jokes. RIGHT: Is one.

Do I have this right?

standing ovation after King Charles sings the praises of NATO and says "that same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine"

Early thoughts on 2028: The pro democracy forces, by default the Democrats, need a brawler. Someone who can get in there and go toe to toe with the worst Trump can throw at them. Biden was what we needed at the time. Calm, normalcy. This time we need a pugilist for democracy. Who might that be?

Do I have this right?

Karoline Leavitt being interviewed by FoxNews: “There will be shots fired” tonight.

Weird how he had all this stuff ready to go with little notice.

I’m listening to seasoned reporters talk about how frightened they were during the shooting at the White House Correspondents Dinner last night and imagining how much worse it is for America’s children. If there’s ever been a time to pass sensible gun control laws, it’s now.

The problem, Tom, is that because Trump lies every moment of every day, he is a con artist, and his mantra is to win the news cycle so, it makes it very easy to believe that he would set something like this up. Not saying he did but you shouldn’t belittle people who think he did.

Yes, tonight was a strange lapse in security. POTUS and VPOTUS are never in the same place at the same time.* *they are often in the same place at the same time in public

You sound like a Trump supporter. I create the fake news narrative? Go away now.

The real story is that no one can trust anything that happens around Donald Trump. He needs to be impeached and removed immediately.

If we ever go to a formal dinner and shots are fired, I don't care if we have on make-up and gowns, get in the car, bitch. We're going to Popeye's

He keeps getting assassination attempts on election years when his numbers dwindle. Very strange.

He keeps getting assassination attempts on election years when his numbers dwindle. Very strange.

@atticus59914029.bsky.social Methinks he doth Christian too much.

@atticus59914029.bsky.social Methinks he doth Christian too much.

Come on people, let’s take the trash out.

Come on people, let’s take the trash out.

I’m never alone when I’m with my dog.

I’m never alone when I’m with my dog.

Told my son to have his homework done by 6 or I'll obliterate his entire civilization. So anyway, he now charges me a fee to go to school that used to be free, and he didn't do his homework, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

Told my son to have his homework done by 6 or I'll obliterate his entire civilization. So anyway, he now charges me a fee to go to school that used to be free, and he didn't do his homework, but I'm pretty sure I won that exchange.

Trump wants to rape the airfields.

Is he dead yet

Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson is a reminder that most of the bench has never seen the inside of a trial court or a public defender’s office. She’s schooling folks how this actually works.

Is he dead yet

Your task is to write Trumps obituary. What are you saying: