Colbert/Kimmel 2028

Kash Patel’s two greatest works of fiction:

Kash Patel’s two greatest works of fiction:

Jeffery Dahmer and I Talk Cooking Recipes

Isn’t it convenient that Gov. Spencer Cox pointed to “video games,” “the internet,” and “trans people” in all his interviews? He also said, “The White House asked us to come on and to talk about this.” It’s almost as if he was told to stick to the right’s favorite scapegoats.

“Should Dems tone down their rhetoric?” Um, the President shared a meme of him invading Chicago with military helicopters and renamed the Department of the Defense to the Department of War. And that’s just this week.

“Think about Charlie Kirk’s children…” Like the 20 children who died at Sandy Hook. Like the 19 children who died in Uvalde. Like the 14 children who died at Parkland. Don’t tell us to think about his children now when he called the death of these children “worth it.”

Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.

Taking selfies next to a sign for "Alligator Alcatraz" is the same as postcards of families posing at a lynching.

Strange that the US is invading DC. It doesn’t even have any oil.

Hulk Hogan is so MAGA that he literally died to try and distract from the Epstein List.

I can assure you that if Trump actually arrested and put Obama in prison, the riots in this country would never end.

Senator Durbin said FBI agents were told to ‘flag’ any Epstein records that mentioned Trump, which is a strange thing to do to hoax files, that don't exist, that you aren't involved with.

Really quite impressive how the people who are the most angry about cancel culture are the same people celebrating Stephen Colbert's show getting canceled.

We see it. Anyone who's ever written a joke that made someone in power sweat sees it. The message is loud and clear: if you upset the wrong person, you are expendable. Even if you're beloved. Even if you're number one. Colbert losing his show isn't just a cancellation. It's a warning shot.

Trump is gaslighting about Epstein, but the problem is that gas prices are too high now. Nobody’s buying it anymore.

These are not strays. Beloved pets are heading to L.A. shelters as families face deportation. They need new fosters and forever homes.

No.

And Superman's home planet was destroyed. He's not just an immigrant. He's a refugee.

The bill makes permanent the 2017 tax cuts that overwhelmingly benefit the wealthy. It slashes Medicaid, kneecaps clean energy, and saddles our children with an additional $3 trillion in debt. So yeah. Happy birthday, America. open.substack.com/pub/themoral...

Subtle reminder that this is still up on the official White House website:

This bill gives ICE more funding than the US Marines. Our tax dollars are paying for domestic terrorists.

Immediately renaming this to Alligator Auschwitz.

He was billions in debt and now he plans to raise the deficit by trillions. He didn’t pay contractors and now he closed USAID and left nonprofits holding the bag. He wouldn’t let black people in his apartments and now he is trying to keep minorities out of the country. He showed you who he is.

Trump’s border czar Tom Homan said he has received so much hate for his positions on immigration that he’s unable to live safely with his family. I mean, if he doesn’t like it here, maybe he should leave.

Spot on. This is the clearest explanation I’ve seen. It ‘s relatable, and humanizes the issue in a way everyone can understand.

If Mamdani freezes rents, landlords will have no motivation to fix all the things they were never going to fix before he froze the rents.

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

It’s not hyperbole to say the greatest threat to the United States isn’t Iran, China, or Russia. The greatest threat to the United States is the United States.

If I’m reading this Supreme Court decision correctly, every state basically has their own interpretation of the Constitution that can’t be enforced in any other state. The “United” States had a good run.

It starts with revoking birthright citizenship. It ends with kids learning what a “stateless person” is as Nazis drag them away.

Congress must act. Reclaim your power. Remind the executive branch that being “Commander in Chief” doesn’t make you Caesar. Yes, Trump is a problem, but the bigger problem is the fortress Congress has built around the presidency. Tear it down, or get ready to live in the rubble.

Trump before the election: “If elected president, I’ll get gas prices under $2 a gallon.” Current national average: $3.22 a gallon Let's see what happens now that he's started a war in Iran.

If brains were dynamite, Charlie couldn’t blow his nose.

Who are the agents here? How do we know? The least ICE agents could do is put on the same red hats they wore when they stormed the capitol.

The real story isn't Brad Lander's arrest, but what it revealed: In Trump's America, decency is obstruction. Lander did not resist arrest. He resisted human erasure. The one thing that won’t be erased is how this will be written about in history books. And whether we continued to let it happen.

Feds are not charging Vance Boelter with domestic terrorism. To summarize: Spray painting a Tesla - Terrorism Writing out a list of targets and slaughtering Democrats in their homes - Not Terrorism

It’s truly astounding that Conservatives hear that the murderer had a “No Kings” flyer in his car and they think it means he’s liberal instead of the very obvious reality that he had the flyer because he was targeting the protests, too.

Really cool we spent 45 million tax dollars on this little boy’s birthday party.

America: Where 13 cents of every dollar in taxes goes towards defense and the President deploys soldiers against his own people. We’re literally paying for the weapons being used against us.

shoutout to every idiot who believed that trump would "end the wars"

Israel is bombing Iran and we're on the verge of WWIII and none of this would be happening if Donald Trump was president

California provides nearly 1/6th of total U.S. federal tax revenue. We're the single largest state contributor. We send $80 billion more than we get back! If this is the way Trump's government treats us, they don't deserve our money. NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

Alex Padilla, a sitting Senator, was handcuffed at Kristi Noem’s press conference for asking a question. Noem just proved she’s ready for the national stage. The only problem is that the stage is in North Korea.

This June 14, the flag returns to the people. Not the pundits, not the politicians, not the man with the gold-plated plane. We’ll wave it for the dream, not the delusion. Because patriotism isn’t a costume. It’s a commitment. And it doesn’t come with a crown. www.nokings.org

Everyone in the National Guard needs to watch this.

Trump calls it a rebellion. As if rebellion means standing in the street with your hands up. As if rebellion means chanting against ICE while holding your daughter’s hand. As if rebellion means not wanting your neighbors to disappear. substack.com/home/post/p-...

When a government sends in troops to stop its own citizens from protesting, it's not upholding democracy, it's acting as an authoritarianist regime. The people waving signs aren't the communists. The ones silencing them with force are.

Trump vs. Musk isn’t David vs. Goliath. It’s Goliath vs. Slightly Taller Goliath. And we, the audience, are cast as unpaid extras in the destruction montage. No matter who wins, we lose.

Love seeing Republicans torn between who they want their daddy to be.