BREAKING: 1 person is in critical condition after being shot by Border Patrol in Arizona. The individual, who has not been identified, was shot in southern Pima County near milepost 15 of West Arivaca Road at around 7:30 a.m., according to a news release from the Santa Rita Fire District.

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

Reddit rises up

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I try not to do "I will never vote for" shit but unless and until Mark Kelly hires a spam text firm that honors the "respond STOP to STOP" I will never vote for that motherfucker no matter how many times a day he texts me

A real monday-ass Tuesday today if I do say so

Full first release of the first audio plugin is up! Check it out. Was a lot of fun learning rust + DSP to cook this up. Does all sorts of fun stuff to lo-fi your audio track. Comes with an instant web demo too!

This football game has become a Safdie movie

Gotta respect swift for trying

I support domes when it’s hot out because I’m not about that life but they should be retracted when it snows because suffering builds character

Please sir... I'm ill... Give me... Your longest Jiji.... Yes...

Desperately need someone to soyjak gallego's face here. Not because he's wrong here, he's right, it's just they really caught a great freeze frame for it

i feel like wearing this coat one time could change my life

it's interesting to see criticism of stancil that basically amounts to "yes, he's doing good things in the real world, but don't lose sight of the fact that he's annoying online." please take a breath.

Lotta game left

Yall ever think about how gender swapped Josh Allen looks like a Blue Lives Matter mom who has points on her license from texting while driving and hitting a parked UPS truck?

They expect - they NEED - the people they threaten to fall in line, like the law firms and universities and media companies and billionaires and Congress did. If you say “No, make me,” they simply do not have a Plan B. TRUMP DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH GUYS TO MAKE YOU.

Happening now: Hundreds of protesters are marching in front of the Home Depot on 36th St and Thomas where several day laborers were taken by ICE last Sunday. Chants of “ICE out of Home Depot, ICE out of AZ” and “ICE kills moms.”

UPDATE: it works on mobile now too! try it out.

asking the papa john's pizza bot what a soulful white boy should eat and it immediately sends 300 XXL pepperonis to my door with a printout of this taped on top

Audio production/recording folks of bluesky: I made a cool dynamic crazy lofi bitcrusher plugin. You can try it right now in your browser at doctornfx.github.io/fresh_powder.... DM me if you want the VST3 or CLAP plugin - gauging interest for starting a patreon or something.

When I mock up my TV sets I make sure to frame the shot poorly and leave all the camera and mic equipment in my mockup. And also build a whole cabinet

Can't afford very much when you're dead because an ice agent shot you, Chucky!!

i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer

If you can substitute "hungry ghost trapped in a jar" for "AI" in a sentence it's probably a valid use case for LLMs. Take "I have a bunch of hungry ghosts in jars, they mainly write SQL queries for me". Sure. Reasonable use case. "My girlfriend is a hungry ghost I trapped in a jar"? No. Deranged.

Bill Maher AND Ricky Gervais were nominated for best standup special? These people are sick

The Virgin Democratic Party Establishment Candidate: "ICE isn't coordinating with local police. This is no way to bring down prices!" The Chad Episcopalian Bishop: "I have instructed my priests to prepare for martyrdom."

Yo this mf said gootball

Football is a fundamentally unserious game (complimentary)

Beast mode tbh

this is all happening because 80,000 people in the 6 states where votes actually count googled "joe bidon still presdinant?" on election day morning

The key to offense for the bulldogs appears to be "just do some bullshit"

FOURTH DOWN STOPPERS AND CELEBRATING AT TOPPERS sorry sorry trying to delete

Head is down and hes leading with the crown of the helmet. I’d be okay with both not being called if I’m being honest but this was way worse than the one they did call.

Mass Effect style dialogue wheel except the only dialogue options ever offered are "No, yeah, for sure." and "Damn, that's crazy"

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

Funny Numbers xkcd.com/3184/

SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??

attention new bluesky users: pick up that can

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

europeans could never elect an enterpreneur pedophile rapist

Chat is this good