So if you google “angine de poitrine,” scroll down and then up a little, there’s a little Easter egg for you

Here we go now singing

brb off to kalshi to bet on cabinet members having hamstring issues

This is a 99.99999th% outcome for what this really was. Delightful! www.si.com/nba/pacers/v...

Don't fix it!

Got a weird hankering for peppermint candies

All four astronauts standing in the aisle with their roller bags waiting for the door to open.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if a White House staffer did a crime that also implicated Trump, and they get a pardon, that means they can't plead the 5th if called to testify against him. Right? Someone should ask them if they know that. And then ask them if they think Trump knows that

A childhood fascination of admissions essays

This feels a little too on the nose for this season www.king5.com/article/news...

Threads asking for bad/unpopular takes never work because people like internet points too much

The situation is so fucked up I can't even enjoy watching Mr. "Art of the Deal" getting played so hard

Also, threatening a war crime is a war crime! He did a war crime! I mean he's done a bunch, but if you're on social media then he did this war crime right in front of you!

"The threats of genocide are ok because he's a flailing liar" is not a great defense

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

something strange and horrible and somehow fitting that we should have a very real threat of madman civilizational destruction at the very moment when we also have humans on the dark side of the moon taking pictures that show how small, precious, and beautiful our world and existence is

The president threatened genocide. More people should be using that word because there is zero ambiguity

Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.

Infuriating

I feel like we're heading toward the pope nailing a couple of theses to the door of the White House

I made a little Instagram reel about this image because it’s just so frickin’ cool

Monty Hall shows you 3 of your published articles and asks you to predict which one will replicate. After you pick, he turns to the other two, replicates one of them, and reveals p > .05. Should you switch careers?

Monty Hall problem but the host is John Nash

What's your prediction for how long before Bluesky turns on Zohran Mamdani doing the Zohran Mamdani thing?

All the philsci hipsters scoff at you when you talk about falsifiability, what's the cool-kid term for the gap between 34% consistency in empirical results and 74% consistency in theoretical conclusions?

Ok but who’s gonna replicate the SCORE thing?

My thought process seeing this: (stupid idea) Wait, but what about so-and-so and his airport book (another stupid idea) Oh that's actually weirdly controversial (yet another stupid idea) Well jeez, there's a whole journal for that

It’s real and it’s spectacular

Remember, kids: Normie cringe means we are winning

Checking in from Seattle #nokings

Ready for No Kings Seattle

Social movement scholar here to comment on No King again. a 🧵: These protests are important b/c: 1.) as sustained image events, protests offer evidence of continued disapproval of the direction the country is going and disavowal of the country's leadership.

in 2016 a group of strangers in Kazakhstan saved a dog from drowning by forming a human chain to reach him. they just unveiled a statue commemorating the event and I'm genuinely about to start sobbing

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

At long last, parents of 3-legged babies don't have to buy 2 pairs and throw one away

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I am so gonna get a nacho ferry

If I ever join a fancy gym, I'm going to call it The James

I have a p-hacking joke but I can't repeat it

With the little pull tab on top of the can oh wait that’s the Strait of Hormel

search your camera roll for hell

Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.

It’s… a little weird for a newspaper to run a long form story about its own retired publisher lauding him for fighting for journalistic values? But this is a cool story about a paper that’s stayed locally owned and controlled because someone fought for it www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

"Wintry Mix" sounds like a A. savory snack B. sweet snack C. cocktail D. playlist

Paulie Hustle!

Instead of pointing and laughing at the lab, people might want to ask hard questions about the scholarly community that made this a successful strategy

Most people rejected his message. They hated Freud because he told them the truth.

Since everyone is swooning (justifiably) over the ferry boat nachos, this is a good time to call out that the actual WA ferry serves a beer you can literally only get onboard www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

I really hope their decision to give it a catchy but misleading name, which sounds like a lot more people will be taxed than really will, does not bite them in the ass. (It is a tax on marginal income above a million. Not wealth)