Sanjay Srivastava
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I’m a reasonable man, get off my case. sanjaysrivastava.com
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goggle
about 16 hours ago
people keep calling sandwich guy a "hero" but it's actually spelled "gyro"
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Dropped Mike
2 days ago
[second hand store] me: do you have any minute hands?
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Prediction: Social psychologists will still insist that the book's thesis is valid, thereby ironically validating its thesis
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Saw a thing about how Mamdani’s Mamdani because of his humanities degree and can we please gently retire this discourse because I don’t want to have to think about Peter Thiel any more than is necessary
2 days ago
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I feel like I'm supposed to be smoking a cigarette right now
3 days ago
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98 days until pitchers and catchers report
3 days ago
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This presidential campaign kickoff speech sure is impressive
3 days ago
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Let tonight be known as the Snooze Alarm uprising
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3 days ago
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lol
3 days ago
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I have literally never seen Bluesky this happy
3 days ago
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Lydia Polgreen
3 days ago
the vibe in NYC suggests a Zohran-related baby boom in nine months.
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Pwnallthethings
5 days ago
It's one of the things I think folks struggle with is that you're not actually nostalgic for an era of factory work, you're nostalgic for an era of union jobs, massive-scale construction of affordable housing, and mass immigration
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Stay away from Seattle, they said. It never stops raining, they said
5 days ago
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There are two acceptable candies, Reese's peanut butter cups and Nerds gummy clusters. Everything else is bullshit
7 days ago
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The drink’s called the Candyman and the mirror is 🧑🍳😘
7 days ago
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Did he not eat the baguette in the basket on the front of his bike?
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7 days ago
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Change one letter, ruin a candy S&Ms
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9 days ago
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One of my pet peeves is football teams that try to draw the defense offsides in situations where they would never, ever run a play. Like once in a while you really do need to snap the ball on 4th and 7 from your own 35, or else it's just negative EV
9 days ago
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don't hug me I'm porksweats
10 days ago
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag? KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag. CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this? KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable. KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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Jesse Thorn
10 days ago
As a joke they should make them play again tomorrow lol
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That was 18 innings so shouldn't the Dodgers be up 3-1 now?
10 days ago
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Kristin Bartus
10 days ago
Just woke up from my 7-inning nap and this game is still happening.
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jason grinblat
10 days ago
If the game is still going by the time of first pitch Game 4 they have to play both games simultaneously
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SAVE US SHOHEI
10 days ago
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This is even funnier 80 minutes after it was posted
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Data Bear 🏳️🌈
10 days ago
Do they have a replacement organist?
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This game speaks in a mid-Atlantic accent and says things like "Don't flip your wig, Jake"
10 days ago
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The only way to end this game is for Isaac Chotiner to interview it
10 days ago
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"How soon until heat death of the universe" is trending
10 days ago
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Mark Copelovitch
10 days ago
Stein’s Law faces first ever defeat
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Is that Orel Hershiser warming up for the 16th?
10 days ago
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Mia Sato
11 days ago
RIP david lynch you would have loved a baseball stadium full of people slowly losing their minds
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Lookout Landing
11 days ago
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When this game started, shortstop was still an outfield position
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When this game started fans got to the park on bicycles with one big wheel and one little wheel
11 days ago
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When this game started "base ball" still had a space in the middle
11 days ago
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"Cut me, Mick." --this game
11 days ago
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Bill Corbett
11 days ago
I do not know my own name I was born watching this game I will die watching this game Nothing else exists but this game not even me
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Mathew Kumar
11 days ago
This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball
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This game started in black and white
11 days ago
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This game remembers how to program a VCR
11 days ago
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This game can now withdraw from its IRA without penalty
11 days ago
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Game's been going so long that's actually Vladimir Guerrero III
11 days ago
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ceej
11 days ago
The rehydrated corpse of Ötzi the Iceman has entered the game
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Raise your hand if you're not invested in either team but you're still watching out of a free-floating belief that you are obligated to see things through
11 days ago
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He took the Montreal Cognitive Assessment, do you think if someone tells him that he'll lift the tariffs?
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11 days ago
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Isaac Chotiner pitching to Shohei. Discuss
11 days ago
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I’d walk up reeeeaaaal slow to “In The Air Tonight” and throw my first pitch exactly when the best drops
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