Somehow I have made it my entire life without getting the practical effects of Daylight Saving Time into semantic memory. Instead, twice a year I need to work it out from first principles. "Ok so if I move the clock ahead, five o'clock now will be six then, so the sun will be, um..." Every time

“Ohio State,” replies literally everyone who didn’t go to Ohio State

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

The more I hear about inverse proportion, the less I like it.

Do you enjoy torturing a dataset, not to get anything interpretable, but just for the pure psychopathy of it?

Hear us out

Isn’t this basically what all those “pickup artist” courses in the ‘00s were trying to sell? (Not saying they were actually maxxing anything close to the right thing, just that that was their weird interpretation of this goal)

“It’s almost comical that we have Immigration and Customs Enforcement on tribal members when we’ve been here since time immemorial” www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...

Hilary Knight got the question re: that phone call and the laughter at the Torrent presser. Her answer:

Starting a job posting thread in the survey industry. First, off Pew on their methods group

I have spent the past several months studying the cutting-edge research on modern democracies that have defeated authoritarian leaders. I've learned that the conventional wisdom on the topic is wrong — in ways that have clear implications for the US going forward THREAD www.vox.com/politics/479...

The Epstein documents released weeks ago are full of university administrators, professors, and trustees. With students demanding transparency and accountability from their schools, academia faces a nationwide reckoning over how it courts and indulges deep-pocketed benefactors.

When you didn't order the entree you wanted because someone else ordered it first

Will tonight be the night he becomes president?

Exciting news! We just posted an opening for a Survey Associate on @pewresearch.org's Methods team! This is an amazing opportunity for someone relatively early in their career to join what is, IMO, the most fun methods team in the business. Full description at the link below.

Fun fact, I saw Spin Doctors headline a show with Gin Blossoms and Cracker back in... uh back in... uh yeah

This is awesome

This is a lie and I held a ruler up to my screen and now my ruler is lying to me too

If you want to calm down R discourse, hating on [l/s/t]apply() should be the great unifier

Ah I see a high profile account has posted a descriptive statement on Bluesky, here comes 48 hours of how dare you tell me what to do

ANNOUNCER: Sounders fans, you just got 16 extra minutes of soccer. How do you feel about that? FANS: Boooooo ANNOUNCER: Let’s keep that energy going in the second half!

the Sounders games aren't any more normal than the Seahawks are

"Always, always, always concentration camps are an end run around the existing legal system. These people that are getting rounded up because whoever’s in power wants to do something that they can’t do using the letter of the law..." www.nytimes.com/2026/02/21/o...

When the coach is really mad he calls it Robert Sled

Not everyone realizes that skating moves are named after the first competitor to land one in competition. Let me tell you the story of Arnold Toeloop.... 🧵

Same energy

Every professor who's heard this before going

Move aside, second plane meme

Oh you think you'll get your money back?

Another paper for frustrated methods nerds to put on the syllabus before their students' advisors strongarm them into ignoring it

Funny and chilling don't normally go together, but... www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnk...

The Supreme Court:

Gonna start doing this with my teen and calling it dadmaxxing

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆

Is this gonna be one of those quote-post meme things, because if so I call dibs on psychology

The prevalence of "Trump derangement syndrome" is massively exaggerated, but if you've ever had a post hit the Discover feed, you know it is not zero

"White chocolate" is bullshit

If I was going to choose an aspirational pseudonym for this website, I think I’d go with Joyce Carol Poasts

Goofy ass (iykyk)

Advertise your account with a gif

Big album cover energy, I’m thinking prog rock

On the heels of this post last night, I wrote about using the term "concentration camp" and why it matters.

if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words

(googling) how do you wuther a height

Can someone reconstruct the exact force and trajectory of the head injury Bill Kristol had so we can try to replicate it?

Given the media's habit of refusing to report what's obvious on video when the government does it, I do appreciate the "tried to" here

He said it on Theo Von's podcast, so it's obligatory to post this

Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together. I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.

My “I have a shirt that says I like meta humor” shirt is raising questions already answered by my other shirt