[shakes fist at sky] YAAAAAATTTTEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!!

100% tracks

I've been in Scotland for a week and it hasn't rained once. I mean I'll take it, but I kind of wonder if I'm missing out on an important part of the experience?

Guy who knows population growth is good for the economy but he hates immigrants

Not me injecting "sudo makemeasandwich" into your clipboard

Aren't you sure you don't want to not unsubscribe? ⬜ Yes I'm not ⬜ No I am

10 minutes honestly sounds light

This guy's not impressed

Harry Kane sounds like he's dressed like an old lady in a Monty Python sketch

Keir Starmer looks at his phone, pauses, sighs, and turns back to the game

The rest of the world, knowing how FIFA corruption is supposed to be done

Sounds like the work of the orange man, except if it had been the orange man he would definitely tell us it was him

Absolute banger of an obituary in the Seattle Times today, rest in peace Judy

ARGENTINA PLAYING A TEAM THEY MASSIVELY OUTRANK: Get bent you big bullies FRANCE PLAYING A TEAM THEY MASSIVELY OUTRANK: Go smack down those little shits

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

Anti-AC discourse is anti-vax discourse in another guise. The data is clear, the objections are rooted in some kind of vague naturalism disguised as principled argument, and real lives are at stake www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Have yourself a fun evening (really) looking up famous holes on Wikipedia

(psst) Country Roads contrarianism is so Woke 1.0

[David Letterman voice] Belgium? Balogun. Balogun? Belgium

The good news is that winning in the SF Bay Area is a strong predictor of winning in Seattle

Pausa de Engrapar

Can't believe they're not subbing him off

Why couldn't the Dutch uniforms be one of them

ok so if Uruguay canceled the team's charter flight home, and South Korea blurred out the coach's face on TV, what is Germany going to do?

Is it just me or do the transition graphics with the rotating gold “FIFA” look like they’re running on a computer without enough RAM?

Austria and Algeria:

When your German friend says the water's fine

DRC is literally describing a doctor

There's only one true CR7 and he ain't playing for Portugal

Maybe the beluga whale just wanted some shrimp

José Andrés and Wirecutter crowned the Seattle dog the best regional hot dog in America. Suck it, [wherever you're from] www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ERp...

It's 2026 and I just explained shrimp discourse to my wife

Holy cow Dembele hat trick!

REMATCH youtu.be/SiXtjIoKdts?...

It's Prisoner's Dilemma day at the World Cup

There seems to be a whole bollards discourse on bluesky and the For You algorithm has decided I'm interested in it and now I'm wondering if this is going to turn me into a Bollards Guy

I was at Coachella in 2006 and *didn't* go to the now legendary Daft Punk set. Being there for this moment kinda makes up for that

How did Country Roads become the unofficial USMNT World Cup anthem? You probably saw a partially true version of the story earlier this week. Here is the full, real story — ft. last-minute texts, inspiration from England/Wonderwall, and more:

Olivia Rodrigo's career is NP-complete

Egypt and Iran have requested that Pride events in Seattle during their World Cup match be canceled and… no. Welcome to Seattle. This might be the most patriotic I’ve felt in my life. Pride isn’t happening during your game; you’re here during Pride. Suck a rainbow. apnews.com/article/worl...

Uruguay built a wall and Cape Verde made them pay for it

If RFK wasn't a fucking monster he'd be a great Curb character

MATTHEW CALAMARI you gotta be kidding me the writers are doing Harry Potter names now

In case anyone's wondering why that Paraguay player got a red card... www.theguardian.com/football/202...

welcome to seattle, our weed is very strong www.seattletimes.com/sports/world...

Look at these drone shots. Look at this atmosphere. You’re telling me you want to leave it for Renton?!? GTFO.

ICYMI