The trick 'r treaters are getting something special this year.

listen it's not every day I get to be real mean, like, explicitly, and also feel like I'm contributing to the general good

the lighting in the film Serenity is so bad

breaking: bluesky

You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't

Every time Harrison Butker misses a kick, a trans girl gets approved for HRT.

look I agree that reaction schlock on youtube is garbage and should be avoided but I'm never going to skip a video of some Brit(s) trying biscuits and gravy for the first time

Pockets but the opening is on the inside and they hang out just flapping in the wind outside your pants

yes. the new Taylor Swift album is Jar Jar Binks

this implies the existence of a Yaoi Gagarin

me, sweating, talking to the man in the mirror/asking him to change his ways: dude i told you them beans were a bad idea

you can tell I'm guilt-motivated because I missed one day of work this week to go to the ER and felt so bad about my boss having to cover for me for *one day* that I got more done the rest of this week than all of the previous two weeks

writing little passive aggressive notes in the Adobe crash feedback window because they've earned it

finally, the best month begins

I wrote about Alma, Rodney Taylor and the various ways ICE is a risk to the disability community. They don’t care about accommodations. They’ve dismantled the oversight committees. People are dying and becoming disabled inside these camps, and we must speak out:

what if we took all the money we're spending on bad jurassic park movies and made good dinotopia movies instead

YES! THIS on GenAI! Please read this absolutely splendid piece of writing that had me cheering, a little bit weepy, and writing in the margins: "An extraordinary amount of money is spent by the AI industry to ensure that acquiescence is the only plausible response. But marketing is not destiny."

Let me tell you about this CRAZY rabbit hole I fell into some time ago but I was too busy to post about 🧵

if your Disability/Accessibility newsletter isn't ringing the alarm bells literally every week right now, I'm fully justified in asking if you were ever actually doing disability activism or if you just liked the backpats you got for pretending to be an advocate

james cook doesn't feel like a 'james'. i feel like you either have to call him 'james cook' or 'cook'

This is America’s green sauce btw

my mom famously once said that I'm good at holding a grudge and she's right because I'm still pissed about the time 30 years ago when she wouldn't let me take my tamagotchi to summer camp and she reneged on her promise to take care of it and it died

Adding another tally for "reasons to turn the golf course into a public sex forest"

Ollie the pig is the health promotion mascot for Shodoshima Island. He’s a health fanatic but also has metabolic syndrome. He loves eating olives from Shodoshima.

every single love triangle ive seen: WHY DONT YOU ALL FUCK

Bro you can’t give up. You were born in a world that has onions AND garlic. You gotta hang in there it's worth it

FIVE HOURS of Charlie Kirk Memorial in the midst of an NFL FOOTBALL SUNDAY??? lmfao this seals it, conservatives gave up football in the national divorce. the gridiron is left-coded now

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

just eat the bay leaf. nothing matters.

surviving this week solely so I can see what happens to Miami on thursday

all the 36 year olds on this site are stomping around and hooting and firing pistols in the air about virtual boy

Creme de menthe + orange juice makes a delicious drink

*taps the sign*

"Hanging out with married friends" energy

a very adrenaline fueled "go bills" what the hell

Therapist: how do you feel your depression is doing Me: I had Arby's the last three meals

hey adobe, what if just one time Premier's 'estimated time remaining' reflected the actual time remaining

Dak fired the fist spittle in Carter's diorection?? Carter was a retaliatory spit?

Far be it from me to say anything nice about Florida State, but Bama can get wrecked.

every day people log on to linked in dot com and freely post things even god himself couldn't get me to say

naming custom wrestlers on my cousin's n64 wrestling game be like:

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

all i want out of the next season of the fallout show is an answer to "is it the New Republic of California or is it the Republic of New California"

Disney World running Christmas ads in August is disgusting