Here's my contribution as a spanish speaking person: There's a grey parrot named Berritxu that is so smart he can fake being in a horror movie and chased by a monster. He plays the victim *and* the monster, and acts up scared. It's all fake however, he is just playing.

this whole month has been entirely lost to one malady or another

LELAND NO

Nobody asked, but: I think the biggest pitfall of sci-fi/fantasy storytelling, especially for worldbuilders, in the infodump. You're (rightfully) just so proud of all the work you put into creating a cohesive setting that you just wanna PUKE it all over readers/watchers on page one. (thread)

Hello! today is 🎂🎉MY BIRTHDAY! 🎉🎂 For my birthday, plz read what is up of my webcomic/signal-boost this skeet? It would mean a lot to me! Only 50 pages so far. It hasn't updated in ages, but I'm still working on it. Updates will resume when the backlog reaches 50 pages. blikada.com?pg=1#showComic

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo #ShareGoodNewsToo

"If death is not to be, then consider this: my son, while you're alive, what recourse do you have but to laugh?"

not beating the allegations y'know

everything i know about the president's sex life and crimes I know it against my will

I think I'm going to be opening up for commissions in the next couple weeks. Here's one I did almost a year ago. The request was "Darkwing Duck vs. Duckula."

Thank you for your patience. At last I could update the comics! I'm still in recovery, although progressing :)

A live one www.patreon.com/posts/live-o... He seems a bit useless but a good egg anyway. #powernapcomic #metacomic

Ambush powernapcomic.com Monsters are people too! Maybe! At least someone is willing to help and have a super cool (maybe alive) motorcycle while doing so. #powernapcomic #metacomic

The part www.patreon.com/posts/part-1... That’s not even counting she’s got that demonic staff to complete the outfit. #crfhcomic

Experiment www.maritzacampos.com/crfh You can’t just turn your back on that guy. #crfhcomic

imagine jeffrey EPSTEIN calling YOU gross imagine jeffrey EPSTEIN calling YOU gross imagine jeffrey EPSTEIN calling YOU gross imagine jeffrey EPSTEIN calling YOU gross imagine jeffrey EPSTEIN calling YOU gross what the fuck was Trump doing in that island WHY IS HE NOT IN FUCKING JAIL

I understand purring. Singing and whispering softly to my cat is such a soul heal.

when does covid fuck off. asking for a friend

Hey, Monkey Island hivemind! I could use a little assistance for a project I'm working on. (Not that, sorry.) Anybody out there have any particular favorite moments of Guybrush braggadocio? Like, the kind that would slip nicely into a montage featuring the same? TIA!

What a lack of imagination. Show Bond quickly ingesting the antidote and flinging himself into a manhole in a flashback. Dang, dudes. How can you be fucking stuck at that. Did you see the pieces?? Did you see his face half blown? No? Then you need to retcon that shit in an "ACTUALLY" flashback.

that goddamn man did it AGAIN. Watch Frankenstein, it's the movie event of the decade

FRANKENSTEIN is on NETFLIX but- still in many theatres- please consult your local listings and choose your watch/rewatch preference!

#TnZ now has a RELEASE DATE! "An episodic dark sci-fi buddy comedy centered around an autistic vietnamese girl and a happy-go-lucky muslim guy who are caught in the middle of a criminal investigation near the turn of the 22nd century." #comicfury #comics #comicoop

dick cheney is dead and my boy Zohran won i'll take it

idly two nights ago I dreamt about Zohran Mamdani all night long. Don't ask me why because I don't know. I'm not a New Yorker or even American. Hopefully this is a good sign.

Happy birthday to me! Also I got COVID

While I've been away I have been doing a lot of soul-searching about my relationship with online, and even just computers. Some things seem so obvious when you line them up in front of you. Being offline is totally possible. I have lived in a world without the internet (because I'm old AF)

Have a spoopy Halloween y'all

A right turn. www.maritzacampos.com/crfh No one should ever be alone in this asshole Earth. #crfhcomic

Experiment www.patreon.com/posts/experi... You can’t just turn your back on that guy. Happy Halloween if you celebrate! :D ♥, Mari #crfhcomic

I hope you're alright. I'm well, although my resilience for any psychic damage has crumbled into nothingness. Hibernating for the time being.

I don’t like the final result, but eh, take it! #tawog #twwwog #selfship #yumeship

Ambush www.patreon.com/posts/ambush... Monsters are people too! Maybe! At least someone is willing to help and have a super cool (maybe alive) motorcycle while doing so.

By the pound powernapcomic.com A shot of Monster, anyone? #powernapcomic #metacomic

the hits keep on coming

A right turn. www.patreon.com/posts/right-... No one should ever be alone in this asshole Earth. #crfhcomic

Tricks www.maritzacampos.com/crfh They’re baaaack! These caves are horrible tourist spots. #crfhcomic

I am not dead by the way. I am just um, hibernating. Mentally. Anyway, updating comics in a bit.

I dunno. Is fucking up the White House to build a ballroom a "Let them eat cake" moment, soon to be followed by pike parading?

his name is Cooper btw

maybe it's just 2025, but social media may be cooked for me the Age of Men is over, the time of the irc has come

America no longer happy only killing brown people within its borders

looking forward to getting locked out of the spaceship while the AI profusely apologizes for killing me

RIP, astonishingly good actress and style icon Diane Keaton.

Hi Laura x Donna believers #TwinPeaks

⚡️The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to Maria Corina Machado. The Nobel Peace Prize committee awarded it for "her tireless work promoting democratic rights for the people of Venezuela."

Incredibly stupid. If you don't know how to transition from scene five to six, you just make a tree with the four most likely options. Then you pick the craziest one

I am still trying.

i am reminded about how the president of Mexico once had a "routine cardiac catheterization"