if we try really hard, we can make the adjective for a mayor's race "mubernatorial"

Born on this day: Noel Gallagher, British guitarist, songwriter, and co‑founder of Oasis, whose sharp lyrics and anthemic riffs defined 1990s Britpop. After Oasis, he led Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds, continuing his legacy of melodic rock craftsmanship and wit

At my daughter's fifth grade end of elementary school ceremony. In 1996 when I did this, we had to sing "I Believe I Can Fly."

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

I’ve done an inexplicable thing.

Billy Joel should just start playing the Cheers theme at his shows and claim it’s one of his. “I wrote this next one for a little TV show some of you might have seen.” Never waver on his belief when questioned. What could anyone do?

"birth rates are declining" don't care I already got born

Paul doing Band on the Run on SNL was fantastic.

Culhane on Weekend Update is golden week after week.

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

But they were all of them deceived, Charlie Brown.

Hope you had a good birthday, David Attenborough.

NBC coverage of Everton losing the lead in the 7th minute of forever time: Everton denied their season-long dream to win the league for Arsenal They're going to be shocked when they hear that teams other than ManC and Arsenal actually keep track of points. They've got a whole table and everything.

Lucky for them how they had just enough time to get the goal. Fun how that works

i suspect it will be years before i stop thinking about the phrase “onions for everyone”

Don't forget to cover your horses and tourists tonight.

Abso-fucking-lutely right. @benmckenzie.bsky.social is an inspiration. We might not all have the status/privilege he does, but if we use what we have to fight for people, that's a life to be proud of. Also Southland was a great show.

HEAD SHEARIN’

Rhythm-less Nation video shoot is wild.

'Disappointed, "Surprised," 'Betrayed': 12 Toddlers on Where Did Mom Go Peekaboo Oh There She Is

Not only should all video calls be off camera, I’d prefer everyone close their eyes for in-person meetings.

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

I love when it's mid April in Louisville and you look up and it's like, "oh damn, I think Pearl Harbor is happening."

This is my exact experience, weeks now. Not sad about it. Also my kids are now saying PUT IT ON YOUR CABBAGE!!! which is also a positive.

Not a big Jack Whitehall guy (TBF did enjoy him in the Peter Pan sketch), but still wish that after SNL's Jack Black / Jack White ep last week one or both of them appeared on SNL: UK as musical guest Jack Blackhall.

Wow. SNL writers knew what they had with Colman Domingo. They've got him carrying sketches, and he is flying

You know the pilot of the helicopter that keeps flying through the close-up shot of the Integrity had one of their crew members pull up the feed up on their phone so they could see if they got in the shot.

If I'm in there, absolutely guaranteed I forget to my sunglasses in my seat.

That ocean looks so calm and beautiful. What a place to come home to.

Fucking cool seeing those big chutes come out and how gentle it becomes.

Dang, that thing is moving. And CHUTES!

Woooo post-blackout coms!

The Last One Laughing series 2 finale was basically the 2019 Cricket World Cup final of trying not to laugh.

She should think about fucking off

Absolutely ridiculous how thrilling the live task was on the first episode of the new Taskmaster series

Dang. I hadn't hit a 100 at all before. Consider me pretty impressed with myself www.maptap.gg April 8 100🎯 100🎯 97🏅 97🏅 98🔥 Final score: 979

The Pitt night shift vibes are 180° better than the PTSDay shift. Already had Abbot, Shen, Ellis, now bring in Luke Tennie & move Mateo from day to night? That's running the score up. As soon as they come in, Mel is back on season 1 form. Robby spiral is played out. Time for a moment of Shen.

ladies and gentlemen the bee gees

At the trampoline park with my boy, pretty typical kids play area music (Pokemon theme, as always, still a bop), but really cracked me up when they played "Maybe" from Annie. Kids always get hype for "Maybe (My Parents Aren't Dead, They Could Have Just Forgotten Me)"

"Phone attorney"

Geez KKR. That was bleak

many years ago my buddy's kid -- probably 5 or 6 at the time -- was telling me about his trip to Legoland and how he dropped his french fries and how, in that moment, "Legoland became a place of despair," and i really don't see a way i ever forget that phrase

One of the most brutal relatively common cricket things in the IPL match today. You have to have some kind of mental health to play this game.

Princess Anne continues to merge with the Christopher Walken meme

The chair in the corner is actually reserved for the President of Liberty University.

Since I live in Kentucky, lake-coastal elite Elissa Slotkin must yield to my real American values. Senator, confirm receipt of your updated & correct heartland beliefs: * abolish ICE * protect trans people * stop doing or aiding genocides * fix the courts * Elissa Slotkin shouldn't run again.

I saw that some of the protests had written their own anti-Stephen Miller songs, but if I think about it, the only thing in my head is "Stephen Miller is a son of a bitch." I fear that Afroman has forever occupied the part of my brain that would make up songs about 4 syllable named people who suck.

Wonder why the people who decide who are "real Americans" whose opinions are news were so much more impressed by a comparatively small group of anti-tax, anti-regulation protestors than by the massive nationwide "we gonna tax the rich or build these guillotines?" protest.

Welp, that made a pretty big difference. I'd probably be pretty salty about it if we hadn't been completely outplayed or if we had made a single play in crunch-time.