Well I heard there was a secret sound/ the boys all make when they’re back in town

I’ll sleep when I’m dead, and also when I’m tired. Or scared. Basically any excuse I get

Every museum should have a Little Guys Tour, and at the end of the tour you can buy reproductions of all the little guys

Today I heard a weird sound while working from home and I was very happy to find our resident echidna finally using the bath we bought for him.

we lost something when we stopped having a little machine screeching at you whenever you connected to the internet

when a friend who is clearly in the wrong asks for my take on their situation

feels like this on account of the butts

for some, a hellthread for others, a hellhome

Me on Bluesky

This app feels like a large sleepover.

これは神保町の茶房タムタム

i'm pretty excited because my news years resolution was to see more posts

logging back into bluesky

You know how badly Elon Musk had to mess up twitter for politicians to willingly come join an app where the posts are being called skeets

just opened bluesky and my feed was full of earnestposting academics and technologists and activists and i was like “whoa vibe shift” and then a minute later i realized i had accidentally opened mastodon instead

reskeet Nico so she can stare at more people

it just occurred to me that if posts here are skeets, blocks should be yeets

@darthbluesky.bsky.social look at the boy, he has one eye and looks like the angry black cat meme

Get in loser, we’re cramming 30 years of internet culture into 1 day on skeetsky

The "What's hot" page here is incredible because 95% of the posts are "skeet me daddy marx" and then every once in a while you get a "Love my engineering team, my family, and long walks in nature :)"

JORTS

great, now I’m addicted to 2 twitters

waggling my fingers and saying "don't mind if I do" at the Load More Posts button

This is the kind of energy I want to bring to this app

if i were a 300 year old immortal vampire, i would simply not enrol in a local high school

are there DMs on this thing. I need my toxic little DMs

Have a nice day

the shitposters on this platform must overtake the tech posters if we want this place to thrive, the first bluesky war

if i could be permanently ratatouilled i would. just relinquish all control. let the rat do it. im done

the old hellsite is dying. the new hellsite struggles to be born. this is the time of posts.

Fyi, Bluesky has a web app! It's https://staging.bsky.app. For an MVP it works great and is pretty functional. Kudos to the Bluesky team!

you wouldnt retweet a mushroom

if you mess up here they send you back to linkedin, no pressure

Gaining more followers on Bluesky does not get you money. It only means that more weird strangers want to see you post cat photos

I don’t know who anyone is here. Y’all look different and I’m alone and afraid. Put your Twitter clothes back on.

First time I’ve ever been the first Nick Terry. This had better work out.🌞