@davehooper.com this you? 🤣 Did I just find your theme song? youtu.be/V9aZObVSmlE?...

Here I was thinking Cracker Barrel was just a brand of cheese 🤷🏻‍♂️

This prick doesn’t deserve good music

One day I would like to return to the US but that day seems to be getting further and further away 😔

With Snoop playing the AFL grand final, I wonder if they will call him antisemitic for the line “from the depths of the sea, back to the block.”

What a cunt

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

Devastating for Spotify to lose 50% of albums on the service

Hey America, who’s the greatest country in the world now?

Gwyneth Paltrow had a candle that smelled like a vagina. This just makes you smell like a cunt.

He must look out the window each day and say, “what can I fuck up today?”

Dear Kristi Noem, #NoKings

If the ‘No Kings’ rallies were here in Australia I really hope we’d call them the “No Cunts Rallies” because that’s essentially what they are. The US would be a much better place if they embraced the use of the C-bomb more regularly.

You know you have parent of infant brain when you make up a bottle for the baby and pour a beer for yourself, and you go to drink the bottle 😅

NEWSOM: "It's a vulgar display. It's the kind of thing you see with Kim Jong Un, Putin, dictators that are weak… How weak do you have to be to commandeer the military for your birthday?“

It's anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't unload machine guns at starving people in cages. It's anti-Semitic to suggest these camps, filled with death, are Death Camps. And it's certainly anti-Semitic to say I shouldn't missile Greta Thunberg and a boat full of medicine. Get the special envoy on the case

Two things 1. Lizz Truss has gone proper whackjob 2. Even people on the far-right think they need more Joe Rogans. What the fuck is with this bipartisan idea? No one needs more Joe Rogans. One is heaps, arguably too many already.

The Good, the Bad and the Fugly

Coalition? More like noalition 🥁

“We’re going to ban music. Music is for losers and stoners who don’t have anything else to do with their lives. Let’s make silence great again.” - Trump (probably)

Can this guy fuck off already?

Looking forward to Kendrick at Sovereign Hill

How you like them potatoes?!

WTAF?!

I may not be a spinal surgeon but at least I’m not a complete fuckwit.

Now this is content!

iPhone night mode doesn’t do justice to how fucking dark it was during my hour long hike home

This is now the third flier I’ve received from the Libs and every one of them has been an attack rather than telling me why I should vote for them. What a fucking waste of paper! #auspol

Sitting exactly where I thought I would #AusPol #AusVotes share.votecompass.com/Sjv0KqP6jKC4...

It’s been one year since I got my Tesla battery installed so they asked me to fill out a survey. Overall I gave good scores but when asked if I would recommend to others I said, “not until you get rid of Elon.” Was a sticking point when we bought it but it was the best battery for our solar panels

We're getting fascist propaganda from the Washington Post and unvarnished truth telling from Bill S. Preston Esquire. Time for Wyld Stallyns to write that song, bro.

Saw probably the best rainbow I’ve ever seen yesterday evening 🌈 in these moments I feel very lucky to live where I do

We just wanted to take a moment to thank all our new supporters! Tomorrow, there will be more of us!

Toddler is melting down because he doesn’t want dinner, he wants food 🤷🏻‍♂️

“We have political leaders who insist that mining & forestry underwrite Australian prosperity. Those who believe this nonsense cannot be trusted with the wellbeing of future generations.” “Mining & native forest logging industries, collectively, employ only ~2% of the labour force." – Ken Henry

This is my electorate and all I’ve seen from the current liberal member is finger pointing without any answers. At least Claire here is focussed on the important things that matter (echidnas). This immediately piqued my interest so will be looking deeper into her policies.

Question posed by my son that I cannot answer, “does Iron Man wear shorts?”

In times of absurdity it’s time to rewatch Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace. Somehow this feels more normal than real life at the moment youtu.be/K9veOumGnuU?...

Hey folks, if you want to remove paywalls just go here: removepaywalls.com If you have iPhone you can add the shortcut to “shortcuts” app. So you click icon paste html and it’ll give you the full text

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

Looks at this gaggle of c***s (I don’t know who the guy is in the middle but I’m sure he’s a c*** too)

Just call it like you see it motherfuckers. The time for politeness has well passed. 😊🤞🦋 #auspol.

So here are some updates on what is happening around all of this. Firstly, let's start naming names. The company responsible for this absolute calamitous fuckup is called TeamKids. Their Founding Director is a bloke called Sam Hoath and their CEO is James Taylor

Oh to be this guy today. What a wonderful world he must live in, free from all of *this* and not giving any fucks. Tomorrow, let’s all be echidnas! Have a bath and give yourself a nice scratch everyone. Much love 😘

This is the only flag I’m flying today. For Janey. #Trumpisacunt Let’s make it trend.