Wisdom.

Remember having to grab one of these cuz you fucked off your time and the test was tomorrow? 😂

Btw, I do not work at Spill. Just giving respect where it’s due and trying to make people aware of what I believe is a viable option to safely commune and celebrate the culture.

For people who are missing Black Twitter, here you go. It’s founded by a Black man who worked at Twitter. Liz and I are Black women who are ex tweeps. That’s my contribution to *waves hands around*. See you on Spill if you need a dose of Black joy. Take care of your mental health round here. 🤎👋🏽

a waste of a meal

People thought Black Mirror was fresh out of ideas (since life already be lifing like the show plots) but the new trailer is full of all the things. https://youtu.be/_n8ge-ROJ54

my response to any discomfort is changing my sheets and drinking water. shit works.

we need a study on how fresh linen makes you feel so good every single time. never misses.

susan you look very nice

ill watch the weirdest possible videos on YouTube then act appalled that my feed reflects exactly that.

maybe I’m too much of an open book, maybe not but I don’t ever have to keep up with lies so I’ve got that going for me. the story is gonna be the same no matter who’s listening lol

Nothing Bundt Cake… is it good?

which one of you was this today

did you know his lil ass be on Uber eats and door dash? that mouse makin house calls now.

unpopular opinion: pizza needs to be eaten with a side of fries.

unpopular opinion: that pizza from the Costco cafe can compete with some of the best of them.

tell them that none of us like them either. like all of Bluesky

“Missing” was great “Mother” was pretty good “The Last Thing He Told Me” was…not

one of my kids is a pianist and keeps playing some creepy song from “It”. i shouldn’t have to be afraid in my own home 🕳️🎈

🎉

“im in a really good place right now”

kitten heels so petty

the amount of times I open this app and Alf is in his damn bath towel. one glance at my screen and I am getting exposed in the real world 🫠

scrolling through this place in public is a gamble cuz it’s NSFA (not suitable for anywhere).

waking up sleepy is the biggest joke. i’ve gotta make this teaspoon of energy stretch for the day??

Now y’all in the ocean

yall be safe this weekend

daily. that’s what the panic button is for.

for the tasks where body doubling isn’t always an option, audiobooks get the job done pretty well.

however tall he is/was because this is who was in the suit

it’s like your great-auntie or a tech bro

this is never gonna get old

might never find my name on a keychain but I secure my handle everywhere with no problem.

people who post a daily quote are either wholesome af or grifters. no in-between.

how y’all be actin when nobody likes your skeet

my strategy everywhere at all times is to not switch up who I am for anything or anyone. it’s what i’ve got and it’s always enough.

me: I feel so lightheaded and woozy also me: only “ate” coffee and it’s almost 3pm

asked my friend for some advice and it had the nerve to make sense and potentially solve my problem.

grateful for a new day

an amazing and terrible decision

my daughter is getting her drivers license this month and today got the nerve to tell me my “turns are awfully wide”. little miss ma’am you aren’t even gonna be allowed to pick up your lil frens for 6 Mos but you’re the Queen of Driving so go off

finna find all the Reeshas 😐

all kids do is eat snacks and ask for Robux

that whole Berenstein Bears thing really gets to me if I think too long. how can I deny the Mandela effect when I remember that “stein” so clearly?

miss telling people that I don’t wanna run out of day minutes

it’s my chaser

I’ve been missing my sisters sooo bad. So glad you’re here 😍

cotton candy grapes