you can pirate the high seas in 4k these days. Haven’t had a subscription to streaming services in years. for reasons, this is a lie

the rapture but god only takes all the cum

god is closer to a group of teens smoking their first bowl than to whatever the fuck this is

the rapture came and the arena full of Nazis didn’t make the cut

The vice president is taking over the podcast of a dead Nazi

ICE claimed the father tried to hit them with his car or that he "dragged" one of the agents. Then bystander video was released showing this was completely false. ICE executed a man on the street in broad daylight.

Every person who advocated for this, who lied about this, who fucking promoted this, who pulled the triggers, who refueled the planes, who built the bombs, who flew the drones; every single person involved even remotely with Israel should break rocks at the quarry until the day they die.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

people in Gaza are now required to provide facial ID to in order to send direct messages on bluesky

An ICE agent shot and killed someone during a traffic stop in Chicago today: www.wbez.org/immigration/...

Seeing a bunch of MAGA people on TikTok getting 10s of thousands of views declaring war on Democrats and overtly threatening violence (without knowing who did the shooting) and just thinking how I didn’t see any calls like that on the left when Melissa Hortman was assassinated by a MAGA.

now that it’s over. Flags half-staff for a white nationalist podcast bro on 9/11 was wild

“Violence has no place in American Politics”

having to scramble to turn off autoplay on videos to protect your mental health, YESTERDAY OF ALL DAYS, is very telling

bunch of pedophile bootlicking nazi freaks are using Ai to “enhance” photos of the suspected shooter and sharing it as if thats what the guy is gonna look like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What struck the Gaza Aid Flotilla? After we published the story, the Tunisian Ministry of Interior issued a statement describing the incident “that took place yesterday” as a “premeditated attack” stating that an investigation had been launched.”

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

saw a close up video and it was brutal. No way he survives that

I love that some rich fucks are going to be buried with the results of my labor. Give me some more boot please. I’d love to lick more. It’s my favorite activity.

they thought I was someone else

ew I just noticed there’s verified badges now. Love being late to things. I didn’t watch the show Lost till 2018

my partner’s immigration lawyer advised me to stop positing online and thus I *mostly* shut the fuck up for the past year Well, my partner finally became a citizen a few days ago, ending 7 long years in limbo Might fuck around and start posting again or I might not idk

This is so sad 😭 em dashes are legit amazing and fun and useful and cool and then AI just had to go and fucking ruin them.

A radical Christian just murdered the speaker of a state house but the real worry is the theocratic muslim who said the bus should be cheaper

Murdered by a Democrat? NOPE. Vance Luther Boelter is a far-right Christian nationalist whose assassination list contained the names of many major Minnesota Democrats — including Rep. Melissa Hortman, Sen. John Hoffman, Gov. Tim Walz, Rep. Ilhan Omar, Sen. Tina Smith... 1/3

So Vance Luther Boelter was CEO of a private military company in the Democratic Republic of Congo? You do not say?

:::elon throwing his son x at the president::: “AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU!!!”

It happened but not before January womp womp

help, they won’t let me post now that I’m pope. Get me out of here

I, Robert Prevost, solemnly swear to continue posting on this account, even now that I am pope

holding court in a pig pen should be illegal

stabbed an evil capitalist Minotaur up the ass with my shortsword and ate them like a skewer. I had an instant allergic reaction and violently shat out all the loot which contained two poison daggers that stabbed me for 12 points of damage… d&d is fun

a single billionaire could project a facade of empathy and social responsibility by maybe tossing pbs enough cash to cover their budget shortfall or whatever idk

America fucking up so bad it finally had a positive effect on foreign elections

The thing about American capitalism is in the same store I saw 5 different brands of dog ice cream (ice cream for dogs) and a homeless man eating a loaf of bread quickly in the store before he gets caught

beating a dead horse pope

can’t stop thinking about Antichrist by way of couch fucker

I don’t believe you 😒 💅

if I were subjected to the torture of holding a conversation with JD Vance I’d finally give up on humanity too

next pope is fascist unfortunately

idk I just might start believing in god again after this blockbuster hit of a 4/20 easter sunday

BREAKING: Pope Francis Dies at 88, Leaves Pete Hegseth's Signal Chat

the smoke turns white when they select a new jd vance

Pope down

brb figuring out a way to put a sepia filter on reality so the people in my life will finally see the 1930s of it all

I gotta stop getting arrested for the most based shit ever. I don’t have the support system for it