I cooked food for billionaires all day today 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮. Not a single tip was given 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I could not access the app without giving Bluesky my birthday. I gave them someone’s birthday. Idk who’s

I was tricked into eating foie gras and it was foiecking disgusting

POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success

I got federal charged for dancing across the street from ICE in my neighborhood on Indigenous People's Day. Here is the feds evidence photo they are using against me in court. I really really need a good lawyer but I cant afford one. Cash app $cozca Venmo @cozca503 Working on a go fund me.

I have sent grocery money to 4 of my 5 adult siblings this month and will be skipping meals to do so. Godforsaken country

Sean Dunn, aka DC Sandwich Guy, speaks outside court after his not guilty verdict: “I am so happy that justice prevails in spite of everything…. “That night I believe I was protecting the rights of immigrants… Every life matters, no matter where you came from, no matter how you got here…”

My sandwiches are gonna be wrapped so fucking tight

throw a sandwich at a fascist today in celebration

the most frightening part about capitalism is it concentrates extreme power in the hands of the very few who can at a whim decide what history “means” or what “facts” are. at the drop of a hat communications & technology has, can, & will be turned against us in increasingly horrendous ways

I saw Zohran post hog in hellthread

is reality reasonable enough to have a similar outcome on November 3rd 2026?

November 4th 2025 might have been a good day. As long as someone stuck a stake in cheney’s heart and garlic around his neck to make sure he never comes back

second day on the job as a chef and I cut the tip of my finger off. Haven’t cut myself in years as a line-cook and here we are. Going to be weeks of recovery and weeks of proving myself competent ugh

Not defending platner but it would be hilarious if a Croatian tattoo artist was like, let me tattoo this nazi logo on these dumbass obnoxious american marines

I sure hope the next time 7 million+ people gather, it comes along with some goddamn demands

It's got to feel awesome to take heavy machinery to the side of the white house

help my butthole has been extorted by toilet hackers

“Escaped on a scooter” Robin Hood and little John scootin thru the forest

I had such painful diarrhea moments ago that I might become a conspiracy theorist. our pedophile president targeted me with that ai video. There was something in that video I tell you!

Respectfully, y’all have lost your minds.

a microburst storm violently shattered my living room window while I was taking a nap under said window. haven’t been that confused in a long ass time. all is good

Line-cooked too close to the sun and got offered a chef position. I am now learning that chefs can barely pay their bills too

Hear ye hear ye a message of hope and inspiration from our courageous leader in exile, Link. May all his loyal followers take heart!

Let me get this straight: Link, a Black user, got banned for calling out the Bluesky CEO for following a racist. That’s not a good look, especially given Bluesky’s historical treatment of Black users here on bluesky.

Israeli drone footage shows the destruction in Gaza:

call me the louvre with this one

for the first time in my adult life… I am missing a tooth. Joining the ranks of the brave ones before me

you can pirate the high seas in 4k these days. Haven’t had a subscription to streaming services in years. for reasons, this is a lie

the rapture but god only takes all the cum

god is closer to a group of teens smoking their first bowl than to whatever the fuck this is

the rapture came and the arena full of Nazis didn’t make the cut

The vice president is taking over the podcast of a dead Nazi

ICE claimed the father tried to hit them with his car or that he "dragged" one of the agents. Then bystander video was released showing this was completely false. ICE executed a man on the street in broad daylight.

Every person who advocated for this, who lied about this, who fucking promoted this, who pulled the triggers, who refueled the planes, who built the bombs, who flew the drones; every single person involved even remotely with Israel should break rocks at the quarry until the day they die.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

people in Gaza are now required to provide facial ID to in order to send direct messages on bluesky

An ICE agent shot and killed someone during a traffic stop in Chicago today: www.wbez.org/immigration/...

Seeing a bunch of MAGA people on TikTok getting 10s of thousands of views declaring war on Democrats and overtly threatening violence (without knowing who did the shooting) and just thinking how I didn’t see any calls like that on the left when Melissa Hortman was assassinated by a MAGA.

now that it’s over. Flags half-staff for a white nationalist podcast bro on 9/11 was wild

having to scramble to turn off autoplay on videos to protect your mental health, YESTERDAY OF ALL DAYS, is very telling

bunch of pedophile bootlicking nazi freaks are using Ai to “enhance” photos of the suspected shooter and sharing it as if thats what the guy is gonna look like 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What struck the Gaza Aid Flotilla? After we published the story, the Tunisian Ministry of Interior issued a statement describing the incident “that took place yesterday” as a “premeditated attack” stating that an investigation had been launched.”

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

saw a close up video and it was brutal. No way he survives that

I love that some rich fucks are going to be buried with the results of my labor. Give me some more boot please. I’d love to lick more. It’s my favorite activity.

they thought I was someone else