I really admired the new Supergirl movie- it has a lot going for it, and I applaud its intentions. However, having to sit through it was, uh, a challenge

America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital

The sun is shining.

My bird feeder brings all the squirrels to the yard and I'm like, this isn't for y'all

“Can I get a witness” I say, having finished all my laundry including towels and sheets (I live alone)

This is the third time you’ve told me my iced mocha is “basically chocolate milk”, Laura, there will not be a fourth.

So like my body’s not even gonna try to process those kernels of corn

So the English composer Thomas Tallis lived 1505- 1585, but in 1999 he composed the score for the Matthew Broderick “Inspector Gadget” movie, yeah seems right

2 Abughazaleh 2 Shrimp

I’m watching Boiler Room (2000) for the first time, and while it’s as meh as I’d anticipated, I’m blown away how much Wolf of Wall Street lifts directly from it. Like it’s a remake. Are we sure about Scorsese

I’m watching The Good Shepherd (2006) and it’s actually spooky how gorgeous Angelina Jolie was. Her face predicts the insane proportions of beauty standards in the social media era- it almost demands the emergence of AI, if only to compete with this perfection in nature. What a burden, what a freak

Is there any song more annoying than the one that plays after the song you’re fixated on ends

Dumbass here 👋 isn’t taxing the rich bad because they are the batman? think about it 🤔

Toy Story 5 was good and the theater was absolutely paaaacked on a Thursday night- 2026 feels like the “theatrical release is dead” argument wasn’t just wrong, it was wildly wrong. How long can Netflix stay *out* of the cool money hose party?

whats keeping you from achieving this kind of squat depth

I made EVERYONE IN THE BACK OF THE PLANE listen for the chirping “Find My” AirPods noise, only to discover they were in my seat back pocket all along. We’re still on the tarmac and I’ve already ruined this flight

This took me so long to figure out, please like it. Yknow, for #Pride

Currently stuck at the Dallas airport trying to appear less visibly liberal

The adults yearn for new stories

Tuner, with Leo Woodall and Havana Rose Liu, is fantastic- script like a drum, and those two do some steamy smooching! Furthermore the whole theatre was packed, all the rooms. movies rule wooooo

Lunch was canceled and I feel both A. Disappointment I won’t see my friends today B. Fuck yeah lunch was canceled now I can do nothing IN EQUAL MEASURE this is what it means to be human

An hour into Backrooms and it’s great but on the other hand here I am posting about it

I’ve been away from home but I’m back where I belong, in creeping death traffic on the 405

its surprising how many people are not gay

I always choose the grocery cart with the wobbliest wheels because some anthropomorphizing Pixar illness in me doesn’t want it to feel left out

am now advising against this

(graduating class of 2026 is booing me) I didn’t say you had to shoot EACH OTHER with the gun we give you! you could also shoot yourself with it! god

Trying to facetime my kids AND poop during my 10 min break at work leaves me no choice but to multitask, and my kids aren’t into it.

So good news, Pedrolorian and the Baby Yoda has a LOT of great puppet stuff, but bad news, it also has a lot of no puppets stuff

Obsession is kinda perfect! My theater was packed and squealing on a Monday night. Easily a “wait so shouldn’t she get an Oscar?” performance, and the arrival of (yet another) bonafide auteur from the sketch-to-horror pipeline

My other boat is me flailing alone in the water no no please don’t help me

My other car is just me walking there

as a sad Los Angelean, it’s not uncommon to feel the slightest tremor- maybe just a garbage door opening- and catch yourself asking, hopefully, “is this the one”

Reluctant to admit how much Metamucil has improved my sex life

But Claude assured me this was a good plan

Yes I’m in hell but I’m getting my steps in

I’ve been off bluksey for ten (10) months, so let’s catch up with some movie reviews: Movies are.. good thanks for following, stay tuned for more

Wow surprise twist at the end of F1- at the very end, F lost !!!

Ten minutes into F1 and Brad Pitt has already said “ka-chow” like twelve times, kinda on the nose

If Brad Pitt’s “F1” is a success, can anyone think of a good name for a sequel? I can’t!

I’m typically Team Nepo but i can name 5 things both of this twerp’s parents are in. You’re being gatekept by botox? like idk bud have you tried being naturally compelling on camera

we’re all gonna get back on twitter aren’t we

On Letterboxd, I’ve proudly logged and reviewed the movie “F1” on three separate occasions. On Bluesky, I’m willing to admit- with genuine shame- that i actually saw F1 four times. four.

More like Fantastic For me, haha I liked it quite a bit Movies are: … good!

Blessings on this, the second anniversary of Barbenheimer, and a gentle reminder that Barbenheimer ~never ended~ it blazes on in our hearts

Got bong smoke hiccups so bad that I shat my underpants a little. No one can explain why I’ve never remarried

Today was the day Donald Trump finally became an Alan Moore villain

last week I saw Superman and enjoyed it, and all the memes were like “yes, correct, we all agree”. Tonight I saw Eddington and enjoyed it, and all the memes are like “what? Bro. No. Edit your review before someone cool sees”

hey bright side of the Colbert pound of flesh, presumably the skydance/ paramount deal must be nearing approval- could be a lotta value for shareholders. to be clear I am not a ‘shareholder’ I don’t know what that means

Hard to keep up from bluesky posts alone, but it sounds like Gavin Newsome really fucked up at a Coldplay concert lol, well he’s not getting my vote