A Deskmas Carol
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Self-righteousness and self-awareness are strongly inversely correlated
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In honor of the occasion
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I Wanna Be at the RNC
YouTube video by Nick Lutsko
https://youtube.com/shorts/09Nan-uARF4?si=YpEj6ZjcVFwAlwky
about 19 hours ago
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So it's a tradition for me, not that anybody reads this: "I have all of the usual objections To the miseducation of children who, in tax-exempt institutions Are taught to externalise blame and to feel ashamed And to judge things as plain right or wrong But I quite like the songs"
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White Wine In The Sun by Tim Minchin
YouTube video by Tim Minchin
https://youtu.be/fCNvZqpa-7Q?si=3MJk75iOBPoSU3vK
1 day ago
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"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." Rob Reiner March 6, 1947 ā December 14, 2025
4 days ago
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Unshaken, not unstirred
5 days ago
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As if Indiana paves its roads in the first place. Buttigieg would go on to be freaking transportation secretary, but when he was South Bend's Mayor Pete, if you drove 2 blocks from downtown you needed your suspension replaced
7 days ago
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andyā¢
14 days ago
in the movies this is the screensaver on the computers at the worldās most evil company
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derek guy
14 days ago
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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š Cult "Kris Kringle" Papa š
14 days ago
āuhhh i think this is ai generatedā - guy seeing proper grammar and punctuation for the first time in his adult life
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I studied the blade. Well, I studied Blade. OK, I studied Blade 2, co-choreographed by Donnie Yen. Sick fight scenes
14 days ago
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I don't do yoga, I stretch by instinct
15 days ago
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#HansGruberWasRight
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about 1 year ago
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JVG éŖØ
17 days ago
I like people who come on here and post "Release The Epstein Files!!" like wait shit, was I supposed to do that. Is one of us in charge of that
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Hegseth does seem like the type who'd enthusiastically enjoy a video game called War Crime Simulator
16 days ago
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Re Venezuela: congress hasn't declared war since 1942
16 days ago
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Jake_Vig
16 days ago
When I say "according to my research" I mean any of the following: 1. I am making it up 2. My niece sent me a TikTok on the subject 3. I ran my theory by my dog, and he appeared to agree
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A moment of silence for Tom Stoppard
19 days ago
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"Godspeed" is the velocity required for Superman to reverse a planet's rotation and locally turn back time
20 days ago
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Alice's Restaurant Massacree
YouTube video by Arlo Guthrie - Topic
https://youtu.be/WaKIX6oaSLs?si=G2Eb2znwy-wMXLPa
21 days ago
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Frovo
22 days ago
ME: *sneezes* TURKEY: gobbless you
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Charlie Jane "Lessons in Magic and Disaster" Anders š³ļøāā§
23 days ago
I contain multitudes Oh Oh shit My multitudes containment system is failing, everyone retreat to a safe distance
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James Brown yelling "MACEO" except it's "RATIO"
23 days ago
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit š
23 days ago
Reminder that it is important to be ungrateful today so that Thanksgiving hits even harder
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Self-righteousness and self-awareness are strongly inversely correlated
23 days ago
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I like to think that when Mike Johnson goes home at night his faith compels him to self-flagellate with a penitential scourge while intoning "mea culpa, mea maxima culpa"
23 days ago
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Me: (imperious) Imhotep Them: (deferential) Yourehotep Me: (gracious) Werehotep
24 days ago
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The best Starfighter movie is the last one
24 days ago
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Daniel Kibblesmith
25 days ago
Mandela effect is the logical culmination of conspiracy theory brain, you would rather construct an entire fictional parallel universe than admit you misremembered something.
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Wait, they made more than one Star Wars movie?
25 days ago
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Molluskulinity
25 days ago
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Ian Boudreau
30 days ago
Bill Maher is quitting standup due to "political violence from both sides" and definitely not because of "being a really shitty standup"
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Looks like he just saw Jamie Lloyd holding a bloody pair of scissors
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about 1 month ago
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pixelatedboat aka āmr blueskyā
about 1 month ago
BREAKING: Bill to release the Moleman Files passes the House 427 - 1. Subterraneous Q. Burrow (R - The Underkingdom) was the only no vote
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The small town animal control to ICE pipeline
about 1 month ago
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When you say "well maybe Marjorie Taylor Greene had a real change of heart" you're actually telling everyone she's smarter than you
about 1 month ago
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CHOAM for the holidays
about 1 month ago
Bubba was the name of his sled
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It's called Indiana
about 1 month ago
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A stitch in time saves nine, but leads to massive layoffs in the sewing supplies industry
about 1 month ago
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Jake_Vig
about 1 month ago
Low expectations are underrated.
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*To the tune of Goldfinger* Woodchipper
about 1 month ago
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McSweeney's
about 1 month ago
"I realize thereās a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally murder us, but I really need you to focus."
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Donāt Let the Beasts from Revelation Distract You from Your Expense Reports
Thanks for coming in. Have a seat. I realize thereās a lot going on right now between work and the seven-headed dragon that is here to brutally mur...
https://buff.ly/WK5oLRB
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If I had 99 bottles of beer on the wall, I'd give everyone their own, because passing them around one by one would be gross
about 1 month ago
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drewtoothpaste
about 1 month ago
instead of health insurance we should be able to buy HealthGems⢠($99 - BEST DEAL) which can be redeemed for a HealthDrop⢠and 1 in every 10000 HealthDropā¢s lets you get a free MRI or one month of a drug that keeps you from dying
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Brendel
about 1 month ago
When you recognize the true value of Hall
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If the thing can be what it isn't, then what it isn't can be the thing, QED
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about 1 month ago
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Jake_Vig
about 1 month ago
Every time you see Kash Patel, he looks like he's in a scene from "Jurassic Park" and realizing that he's about to get eaten by a T-Rex.
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about 1 month ago
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Looks like she's about to open her mouth and expose a set of Sinners-style teeth
about 1 month ago
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Pls send help
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about 1 month ago
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