You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Because 2 x 0 = 0

This is peak AI mania: identify a task that has long been well- and cheaply-handled by human beings, pay to use an LLM (which is ill-suited for the task), and be completely shocked when it goes disastrously.

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Every time you drink out of a straw you’re giving a tiny blowjob

Keep talking, pal.

More like bring me the Verizon

A lot has happened, but not much has changed.

This hit me so hard this week.

You know, instead of debating how we should go overboard to protect the one man who's the most hated provocateur of malevolent violence in the entire nation, we could just remove him from office through the normal procedures.

Democrats did not want to do any mid-decade redistricting. It was Trump who started it in June 2025 with a phone call to Greg Abbott after more special election losses. Dems warned they’d respond. But Texas did it anyway - without the consent of the voters. Then Dems responded.

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time. This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

It’s crystal clear now that Trump has lost control of this war. He badly misjudged Iran’s ability to retaliate. The region is on fire. 1/ I’m going to explain to you in this🧵what I’ve learned - in part from closed door briefings - about the four biggest current crises.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

things can’t be this evil and this stupid at the same time

They want to "liberate" us from all the things that make us who we are, that we both need and crave. "See, now you don't have to even live anymore," they say, feeding us into our battery cradles. "We've freed you! Now the AI can do all that pesky LIFE STUFF for you."

I feel genuinely humiliated as an American

Sometimes I get a little upset when I live in a collapsing dystopia for many years

Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

the hell did you just say to me you

Like his Confederate forebears, Ted Cruz talked a big game, started a fight, got absolutely dog walked, then cried about how unfair it all was. A story in four images.

the entire "my diarrhea" industry will collapse if i cant get people to integrate my diarrhea into their daily lives i better force my diarrhea into everything. this will make people want my diarrhea and not have the oppaite effect.

i agree with this, as long as by “take accountability” you mean “prepare your horrid souls for damnation because you will find no quarter on this Earth”

it is beautiful how we are having another moment of Bluesky unity. everybody basking in the glow of how Ilhan Omar was very visibly gonna punch that dude in the mouth

"The armed suspect reacted violently." An outright, barefaced and monstrous lie, conclusively disproven by irrefutable video evidence.

i am a middle aged white mom with a minivan. i live in a brick ranch and vote democrat in every election. i am the electoral equivalent of a free space in bingo. I PROMISE THIS IS NOT WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AT MY KITCHEN TABLE

I am 100% uninterested in sharing a society with the freaks responsible for this. I don't want to be ruled by them. I don't want to compete with them in elections. I don't want to do business with them. I don't want my kid around their kids.

Absolutely the fuck not

Isn’t the product supposed to be good for a while before the enshittification phase begins?

Facebook made an algorithm that gave Boomers whatever they wanted, and they destroyed democracy, and then all those FB product managers went over to OpenAI and made ChatGPT, and now they've made a chatbot that tells Boomers whatever they want to hear, and... well, this should go great.

I think the headline for this one says it all. From my newsletter:

when u see a book about a penguin with two dads

This is precisely what Trump looks like

*former ICE officer interviewing for a job a decade from now* Interviewer: yeah is says here on your resume that you’re a piece of shit?

they’ll do anything to avoid being woke

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By killing yourself with the killing yourself robot you have broken the terms of service which say not to kill yourself with it

this is like that scene in office space where the consultants end up loving peter

trump is, first and foremost, a starfucker