Just so I have this straight: Vance thinks racist men in their 20s and 30s are “just kids,” but 12-year-old girls are grown enough for forced pregnancy?

Reminder that any political party trying to make it harder to vote is sending a clear message: they can't win on their ideas alone.

Old enough to remember when kids being anti-semitic was the basis for a federal government assault on higher education

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

gene kelly is antifa

Form a crowd; STAY LOUD!!!

Dude behind home plate in Toronto has so much Shoulder I’m having trouble concentrating on the game. #ALCS

Miracle on Elm St

Men would rather collapse a government than go to therapy

Never forget this: The forces rigging our economy, undermining our democracy, polluting our planet, and stoking hatred are counting on you to give up. Cynicism is how they win. Stay clear-eyed and ready for the fight ahead.

Is A. J. Pierzynski cosplaying as J. D. Vance, or is J. D. Vance cosplaying as A. J. Pierzynski?

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

Welcome to the capitalist innovation museum we got - scam machine - psychosis inducing machine - weapons of mass destruction - button you push that makes the planet hotter - markets that intentionally starve people - clothes that fall apart after washing them 1 time - medicine you can’t afford

So he doesn't have time to keep up with trump trying to arrest governors and mayors but he has his finger on the pulse of the national attitude towards the half time show?

Ah yes, the Ditka Brigade

I had a simple question about my NJ ANCHOR benefit, so I went to the website which told me to call the hotline which told me to look at the website and then hung up on me. #customerservice #FAQyou

Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Look. I don’t hate the ghost runner. I don’t love the ghost runner. I JUST NEED YOU TO FUCKING DECIDE THE RULES OF BASEBALL AND FUCKING MAKE THEM CONSISTENT.

[Depeche Mode voyce]: 🎶 REACHE OUT TOUCHE GRASS 🎶

Every day is “Zorp Inc given 3 trillion dollars to launch Blooper Quarks in an effort to create the first artificial intelligence in applesauce manufacturing, universal healthcare still an impossible pipe dream”

If I had the ability to make an appointment for an AuDHD assessment I wouldn’t need the AuDHD assessment.

The official retirement of a US flag involves burning it to ashes

and scene

everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling Hamilton and bringing me untold joy (via the brilliant brettevansmafrog on insta)

Here’s a fun one @erinbiba.bsky.social

RIP CBS...Bari Weiss will turn you into "See B.S."

Everything feels really rough right now, so I feel it’s important you all see this dog wrapped in a blanket, being transported in the basket of a bike.

Major radio station in the biggest media market in the world is playing the new Taylor Swift album in its entirety when it drops at midnight but she should do the Super Bowl halftime show for “exposure”. Lol ok.

"If we lose hope, we're doomed." We must continue Dr. Jane Goodall's mission and all fight for the future of the planet.

One of my heroes. What a life.

Fat Man and Little Boy bombed.

I think we need to normalize saying to people we get pulled into conversation with - even our own relatives - some version of, "Oh... I see you're a Fox News watcher. Given that we're operating on an entirely different set of information about what's real, there's not much more I can say."

Okay level with me, is every day a different white man going to come out in public and say “WAIT! THINGS ARE GETTING BAD?? WHY DID NO ONE KNOW??!” Is there a schedule Did they make it on google docs

This made me so happy I teared up a little bit. And @mychal3ts.bsky.social is on Bsky!!

David Cross folks.

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

SCOOP / UPDATE — Disney saw more than 1.7 million total paid streaming cancelations during the period 9/17-9/23, a Disney source confirms to me. The total includes Disney+, Hulu and ESPN.

Politicians are not our betters, they’re temps we get to hire and fire

@gimelresh.bsky.social @4sarahbellum.bsky.social 🤦‍♀️

It’s the most wonderful tiiiiiime of the year! Genuinely do not know what I’d do if my partner did not like sports. Our internet remains undefeated.

Sharing so I can listen when my partner is not snoring peacefully right next to me

When you give yourself a Department of War, soon enough you are going to find a war to fight.

this needs to be hammered into the skulls of every elite individual and institution on every measure - reputationally, financially, morally - you come out better if you fight the guy stand up! it’s the right thing to do and better for you in every way! how often does that happen?

If a stopped escalator is a weapon, the MTA has been trying to murder me for YEARS

I have just learned that autistic people who ask questions because of curiosity and seeking clarification are viewed as antagonistic and argumentative and that explains so many interactions that have ended poorly in my life

I do not know who this Chotiner person is and you can’t make me find out!