funny seeing rank-and-file gop people criticize trump for this. too late buster you're going in the Device

theory

In my opinion, the architect of the Launch Control Center at Canaveral did a kicksss job

My favourite painting I made in 2025: "Lotus". Please, show me yours!

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

"I'd feel ridiculous hugging myself all alone." Well you already look ridiculous cowering by yourself all alone

I am so incredibly demoralized. Please give me a postdoc. All I need is a postdoc. I will do anything for a postdoc.

It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"

i feel terrible and stupid and lazy i keep getting turned down from postdocs

i think it would be pleasant if instead of being full of disgusting meat and blood and organs and stuff, my body was rather full of a homogenous metallic slime like liquid mercury but a bit gloopier

please give me a postdoc all i want is a postdoc if i don't get a postdoc i will surely perish

didn't get the hubble fellowship

cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes” cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again

a hydrogen atom and its one orbiting electron #art

Protostar detected spewing olivine & pyroxene crystals during 'bursts'👇⚒️🧪 www.nature.com/articles/s41...

a universe so old it's beginning to rot #art

please hire me I just need a postdoc all I need is a postdoc I'll do anything for a postdoc

sacrificing a blind goat on an altar of blackest obsidian to get one (1) postdoc offer

if you value your mental health do NOT check the rumor mill. i went from pretty optimistic (3 rejections) to miserable (8 more inferred rejections based on shortlist numbers / letter requests)

i keep checking the rumor mill and keep inferring rejections. not even a shortlist yet. i think i might not get accepted to a single postdoc

he ran straight backwards like someone playing madden for the first time and it worked. what the hell man

according to @stathead.com only two guys have ever thrown six picks in an nfl game and won, 1944 frankie sinkwich and 1962 george blanda. cj stroud already has four and is only down 11. i believe in him

If it’s any comfort to Texans fans, CJ Stroud has been completing passes at roughly the same rate Steph Curry hits three-pointers, and he’s the greatest to ever do it.

i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams

Future furniture salesman CJ Stroud

Can they punt on zeroth down

c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion

no postdocs have given me any information yet (except for rejections from a few longshot positions) and its driving me NUTS

Friend: hey man this is my buddy Steve but we call him LostMedia Me: nice to meet you LostMedia: [inaudible]

Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later

> (trying to interact with job application) There's nothing I can do with that. > I don't have any use for that right now. > Nothing to do here. > I can't use that. > Nothing I can do with that.

me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can

Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall. He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him. bit.ly/4baGhJn

As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course

GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform

Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???

wrote about the occupation in minnesota with a closing note on how the white house has exactly one tactic — repression with goons — but no particular strategy for dealing with entrenched resistance. gift link.

this alone is worth an impeachment tbh

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a right-wing grifter named Kylaighe Dumpis.

next reporter who interviews stephen miller should ask him point blank if his goal in minneapolis is to kill more americans

They should keep naming James Bond characters things like “Pussy Galore” but also apply it to men. Hi James I’m your CIA contact Dick Sucko. That’s my partner Jeffrey Cockwrangler

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

assortment of ships and other things from proxima centauri, mid 2700s #art

the west yomogi supercomputer #ShimejiSimulation #art