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Astronomy PhD candidate at UMass - galaxy evolution, dust attenuation. also ttrpgs and stuff. 27
funny seeing rank-and-file gop people criticize trump for this. too late buster you're going in the Device
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rin
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oafish but nice
3 days ago
In my opinion, the architect of the Launch Control Center at Canaveral did a kicksss job
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Djamila Knopf @LBM B304
23 days ago
My favourite painting I made in 2025: "Lotus". Please, show me yours!
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Alex Blechman
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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exfauna
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"I'd feel ridiculous hugging myself all alone." Well you already look ridiculous cowering by yourself all alone
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I am so incredibly demoralized. Please give me a postdoc. All I need is a postdoc. I will do anything for a postdoc.
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Dave Byrnes
7 days ago
It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall. But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
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i feel terrible and stupid and lazy i keep getting turned down from postdocs
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triple cheeseburger
12 days ago
i think it would be pleasant if instead of being full of disgusting meat and blood and organs and stuff, my body was rather full of a homogenous metallic slime like liquid mercury but a bit gloopier
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please give me a postdoc all i want is a postdoc if i don't get a postdoc i will surely perish
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didn't get the hubble fellowship
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wargen
3 months ago
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads “padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes” cop: not bad but it ain’t going viral cop 2: posting isn’t just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
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triple cheeseburger
14 days ago
a hydrogen atom and its one orbiting electron
#art
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JMFenner @ECCC F-20
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Howard Lee
15 days ago
Protostar detected spewing olivine & pyroxene crystals during 'bursts'👇⚒️🧪
www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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Accretion bursts crystallize silicates in a planet-forming disk - Nature
The detection of forsterite and enstatite emissions in EC 53 during accretion bursts marks one of the first pieces of direct evidence of in situ silicate crystallization in young stars.
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-09939-3
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triple cheeseburger
about 1 year ago
a universe so old it's beginning to rot
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please hire me I just need a postdoc all I need is a postdoc I'll do anything for a postdoc
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sacrificing a blind goat on an altar of blackest obsidian to get one (1) postdoc offer
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if you value your mental health do NOT check the rumor mill. i went from pretty optimistic (3 rejections) to miserable (8 more inferred rejections based on shortlist numbers / letter requests)
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i keep checking the rumor mill and keep inferring rejections. not even a shortlist yet. i think i might not get accepted to a single postdoc
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victoria zeller⚔️ (buy ONE OF THE BOYS)
19 days ago
he ran straight backwards like someone playing madden for the first time and it worked. what the hell man
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Jon Bois
19 days ago
according to
@stathead.com
only two guys have ever thrown six picks in an nfl game and won, 1944 frankie sinkwich and 1962 george blanda. cj stroud already has four and is only down 11. i believe in him
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Josh Gondelman
19 days ago
If it’s any comfort to Texans fans, CJ Stroud has been completing passes at roughly the same rate Steph Curry hits three-pointers, and he’s the greatest to ever do it.
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Jon Bois
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Jon Bois
19 days ago
i'm boycotting the nfl until they let the chiefs back into the playoffs. i mean obviously i'll watch the games and talk about them and everything, but i will not purchase any of the teams
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primalignity
19 days ago
Future furniture salesman CJ Stroud
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Bill Barnwell
19 days ago
Can they punt on zeroth down
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Jon Bois
19 days ago
c.j. stroud did everything right here. you have to throw the ball if you want to be the champion
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no postdocs have given me any information yet (except for rejections from a few longshot positions) and its driving me NUTS
20 days ago
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Errai
20 days ago
Friend: hey man this is my buddy Steve but we call him LostMedia Me: nice to meet you LostMedia: [inaudible]
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Mina Kimes
20 days ago
Every Brock Purdy dropback looks like a scene from 28 Years Later
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coward
20 days ago
> (trying to interact with job application) There's nothing I can do with that. > I don't have any use for that right now. > Nothing to do here. > I can't use that. > Nothing I can do with that.
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leon
20 days ago
me (recording front facing video on my phone): the internet asked and we delivered! welcome to whiskey fridays with tony dookie pill tony dokoupil (gagged and tied up in my basement dressed as a yellow pikmin): nrt hrw ifs prnounced me: no talking tony. pick up that soda can
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Minnesota Star Tribune
20 days ago
Right-wing influencer Jake Lang is stuck in a window recess against Minneapolis City Hall. He’s soaked with freezing water after counterprotesters hurled water balloons at him.
bit.ly/4baGhJn
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Alex Blechman
20 days ago
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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The Onion
20 days ago
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
https://theonion.com/gop-adds-ice-kills-everyone-pillar-to-2026-platform/
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Samantha Mackenzie Greer
20 days ago
Makes me feel insane to live in a world that's persecuting trans folk while simultaneously doing big billboards advertising gender affirming care to cis people???
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jamelle
20 days ago
wrote about the occupation in minnesota with a closing note on how the white house has exactly one tactic — repression with goons — but no particular strategy for dealing with entrenched resistance. gift link.
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Opinion | This Is the Only Card Trump Can Play
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/17/opinion/ice-minneapolis-occupation.html?unlocked_article_code=1.FFA.hn6m.mvcQZdqe5LCK&smid=url-share
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Reconstructionist
20 days ago
this alone is worth an impeachment tbh
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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a right-wing grifter named Kylaighe Dumpis.
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Normal Dervy
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jamelle
21 days ago
next reporter who interviews stephen miller should ask him point blank if his goal in minneapolis is to kill more americans
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merritt
over 2 years ago
They should keep naming James Bond characters things like “Pussy Galore” but also apply it to men. Hi James I’m your CIA contact Dick Sucko. That’s my partner Jeffrey Cockwrangler
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C.M. Lewis
21 days ago
every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s
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triple cheeseburger
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triple cheeseburger
about 1 year ago
assortment of ships and other things from proxima centauri, mid 2700s
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triple cheeseburger
about 1 year ago
the west yomogi supercomputer
#ShimejiSimulation
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