*Joe Buck voice* A disgusting act of antisemitism by Puka Nacua. *Troy Aikman voice* Now Joe, Adin Ross did give Puka "The Jew Pass" to do that touchdown celebration. Not saying I 100% agree with it, but that's what happened.

Da Bears

Here's some incredibly boring information about Marty Supreme.

Called out the 67 moment in Miracle on 34th street (1947) before my siblings. #beastedon

Telemachud

Guy fucking a wheel of brie on r/NFCNorthMemeWar.

The Agachudnon helmet is cool sorry.

Looking through the marginalia of my high school copy of The Odyssey. This kid was an idiot.

Ryan Jizza is on part 9 of his Olivia Nussy Diaries??

I SING OF GREEK SWORDS (NOT GLADIUSES BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T INVENTED YET) AND OF THE MAN

Tell me, O Muse, of the man with period correct armor.

The historical accuracy of the Odyssey!!! Buhhh!!!

I watched Avatar on the bus in middle school so I don't understand why we need 6 of them. I really only remember the tentacle sex.

He has a headache for an amazing reason.

Receiving word that it is raining in Seattle of all places.

The fake terrorist group the FBI created and then busted rhymes with MILF?

You read a lot of bad headlines nowadays but "German company developing remote controlled cockroaches" is a fun one.

Google trends is an excellent new midwit filter.

Do not put the Vikings on national television.

Found a bar with natty boh this state isn't that bad.

Grandparents when it's time to get you your 28th Christmas ornament with your name and the year on it.

My password manager just offered me grope-deport-joker as a passphrase.

Whining about Titanfall 3 is Reddit. Time to find something else to get mad about because you're not 16 anymore.

Finished Justified. The last two seasons didn't really do it for me but good show overall.

When the riff is slow and then fast <<<

I'm in the bunny store and I'm flipping them all on their backs!

Put some hot chocolate mix in my coffee

Lol eagles

JJ McCarthy when he's playing a team that should be medically disqualified from competing:

Paid for good but not $40 good Italian again award.

Looking at the current ticket prices for the round of 16 game I could have bought a month ago.

They have to call it FAAWG now

Like a sturgeon Poached for the very first time

I'm a medium shield believer now after a raider tried to gank me with a mine behind a barricade and I was still able to beat him down with my hammer. Thanks for the loot buddy.

We taught this chimp to understand British politics and he hanged himself.

You're about to be in charge of the city with Rikers Island you can just say "that has nothing to do with me" if someone asks you about Cuba or Vzla.

Buy now pay later for rent would have been a joke 5 years ago but I fully expect the Klarna 60 Year Mortgage to be normal by the time I'm 30.

I can't tell which party is holding the other hostage in the Taylor Sheridan-Paramount situation but we do not need Yellowstone: Justified.

Dog took 20 minutes to piss in the rain. That's fine its not like it's 40 degrees or anything.

20 people you know follow the Mets player who is pitching for Israel in the WBC.

Here come the golden oldies Here come the Obama

Coming home to a cornucopia of street parking places. #blessed

Imagine "deploying" to Washington, DC and getting aired out in front of a Tatte.

An event just occurred somewhere

Finally got TFBC from the library so I figured I'd go see what the author is up to.

Choosing what wine to get for the holidays

I can never bring myself to jump someone in Arc Raiders no matter how many times I go in determined to just be a dick. Some of the best runs I've had have been teamed up with a random or two.

Open enrollment

This city needs to start going after people who don't rake their sidewalks. I shouldn't have to skate over rotting leaves every 50 feet.