The moment Wrexham took the lead at high-flying Middlesbrough, with Rog and Tomi at the scene 🐲

Watch for the errant flag throw that hits a player, stay for the Oscar-winning acting job.

The Bread Carrier, by Pablo Picasso, 1905

It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month

Neco Williams looks like Robb Stark

Finally finished both The Wire and The Sopranos this month, after years of intermittent binging.

Orna what the hell

I have to show my hands like a card dealer at a casino to get my dogs to leave me alone after I’m done eating.

Valkyries shooting the hell out of the ball. Must be something in the water out in San Fran.

Not feeling great without Damsgaard #BRECHE

Alright, let’s get it #BrentfordFC #BRECHE

u guys seemed pretty sure just a little while ago tbh

ally perry hit a left footed banger with a minute left to go up 3-2 over #1 tennessee, college woso is so back

Dr. Ian Malcolm using Kevin Schade’s first touch to explain chaos theory #BrentfordFC

Rough opener, but I think a lot of Brentford’s issues will be solved by Damagaard returning and also not playing Nottm Forest’s defense.

Losing faith in Carvalho

Just catching up… SUNDERLAND

Bossangoa Restaurant; FCRX+5WF, RN 1, Bossangoa, Central African Republic https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=6.490441400000001%2C17.44978799999999&query_place_id=ChIJaXJa-_63wxARNE5fyzoXi1w

the easiest way to connect with Rockies fans is a taco’s search || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

Getting burned by United Airlines is inevitable. Had a good little run of 3 or 4 flights this year without a major hiccup that made me forget this truth.

Unknowingly went to the outlets during tax-free back to school weekend and did not care for a single second of it.

My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

the sound i made at the reveal, this person’s mind works in incredible ways

turn the volume up on this larami was recording herself playing piano in our room i was on the other side of the house playing smash bros against the baby see if you can figure out in the video the exact moment he beat me 😂😂😂😂

Hey man you wanna help me carry this 70 pound cooler in 105 heat for half a mile

Went to the beach again, 0/5 stars, still a moron’s idea of fun

My local zoo sells beer. It’s $10 for a Coors Light but that quickly feels worth it when you’re herding children through a sea of other children.

*goofy voice* what’s the most you ever lost in a coin toss?

Auntie Anne’s has really cornered the market at the SDCC #EsriUC25

First time at the ESRI User Conference in San Diego. Not sure what I was expecting, but I can’t believe how many people are here.

And a Powerade lest I get hungover before my flight

Just bought all the string cheese at the B terminal High Dune market in the Denver airport

Is all mozzarella stringy or is string cheese taking PEDs

20 of my last 24 calls have been spam

The top of every Thunder fan’s Spotify Wrapped is about to be Sam Presti’s Milk Money

SVP is such a good interviewer

Lu Dort wrapped in a Canadian flag with the Larry O’Brien is a vibe

parade marshals pls

The NBA has seven different champions in seven seasons for the first time in league history. 2019 - Raptors 2020 - Lakers 2021 - Bucks 2022 - Warriors 2023 - Nuggets 2024 - Celtics 2025 - Thunder

I think I speak for everybody when I say that the Thunder won their franchise's first championship

Lisa Salters: "Sam, what's the first thing you think about when you look at the Larry O'Brien Trophy?" Sam Presti's internal monologue (probably): "Draft picks. How can I get more draft picks?"

Summer Landscape, Thunder Looms, by Lars Hertervig, 1856, 📸 by @gwephoto

Off the Hillary step and three thousand feet down to a folding table if you’re a real one

Guy on this plane has a full arm sleeve of physics equation tattoos.

As we near the final game of the 2024-2025 NBA season, please enjoy this gem from @albabycakes.bsky.social and @andrewschlecht.bsky.social

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

Will they let me bring a pint of cottage cheese through TSA?

Me making my family listen to some Sam Presti Milk Money after that W