In what universe does Topic get minutes over Ajay at this point?

I think Cason is out too. Get ready to learn Brooks Barnhizer, buddy.

Over/under 5.5 people involved the NBA arrested by the FBI by end of day.

Wemby balled out against Pooper Flagg and I’m supposed to be impressed? Dude had 1 assist. Maybe play some team basketball, frenchie.

Can’t believe I witnessed the beginning of the Ajay Mitchell Sixth Man of the Year campaign.

God bless the Oklahoma City Thunder

Drove from New York to Oklahoma without stopping in 24 hours with my sister so I could watch the Thunder game at a bar in the state it is being played rather than somewhere else. Thunder up.

As a Lions fan going against Gibbs in fantasy today, I have a lot of feelings about this.

I’m hearing that extension talks between OKC and Ousmane Dieng have stalled. The two sides are far apart. Don’t expect a deal to get done today.

Lu Dort 1/6 from the 3 in the first quarter. NBA is back baby.

VJ Edgecombe has so much aura. Him, Maxey, and McCain is a big 3 on vibes.

A good way to wean yourself off of Twitter is replacing the physical spot it has on your screen with something else. Whether it’s Bluesky, a non-social media app, or the best option which is the button that shuts your phone down and throws it into a river.

That’s my MVP

What if the Rizzler grows up to be normal? Like he’s still a celebrity, but he’s well adjusted and his brain is fine.

We’ve lost a member of the First Wives Club

Bam Adebayo does not deserve A’ja Wilson.

On the N train. There’s a guy wearing a shirt with the M train logo on it. You gotta lotta nerve wearing that around these parts. This here’s N train country.

It’s crazy that it’s short for Jabari Weiss

ICE is one of the most well funded military force on the planet, entirely used internally on it’s own citizens, and completely loyal to a far right fascist dictator. if democratic politicians are not on board with abolishing ICE, they must be replaced

New Neko Case.

BREAKING: Oklahoma City Thunder General Manager Sam Presti announces that he has been reading Joan Didion, confirming rumors that he is a performative male.

Good riddance Mike Gundy. Now I might be able to care about college football again.

Go Lions baby. Love da Lions.

Dan Campbell has John Harbaugh in the cuck chair

Centrist who is into pseudo science from both sides. “I’m a Pisces and that’s why my skull is shaped like this”

We need to get Chet some slides that fit

Proud contributor to the Hamburger Helper economy.

You know overnight oats? I invented a new food called “overnight chilaquiles.” It’s where a chip breaks off into the jar of salsa and you forget to fish it out before putting the jar back in the fridge and then you wake up to a soggy chip in your salsa. That’s overnight chilaquiles.

I will never forgive America for making me know who Ezra Klein is.

These spam texts are getting too convincing. This could easily be someone I know and know well.

“Quiet quitting” is when you are quiet when a fascist dies and your boss decides it is time for you to quit.

Clocking JDub’s sick Lauryn Hill tattoo.

Literally who is George Soros? Literally who is that? I don’t know who that is. I… quite literally… have no clue if that’s a real guy or not. Who is that? Literally who

guys i think we all need to get good with the fact that debate culture is not and never was geared toward arriving at knowledge that is simply not one of its goals

We cannot let political discourse be dominated by debate, the most annoying high school extracurricular activity. May as well make the President whoever can walk and play trombone the best.

Mystics over everyone

Dude couldn’t even wrap up the evil loser market. And I’m supposed to care that he died?

Washed-ington Commanders?

A central figure for me.

is this anything

lol. lmao, even.

That Hive logo is so sick wow. But I am still Laces BC loyal. Laces up baby I hope the whole team is back we need a revenge season.

Posting about Putin like a fan account after their quarterback throws an interception.