World Series begins haven’t watched all season long Rox are in it, right? || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

Billy Bill Schmidt taking his “talents” elsewhere your turn Dicky Dick || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

fans outside Coors Field remembering glory days team’s become a joke || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

negative four twelve that’s over twice as many as the next worst team || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

excellence always setting records in LoDo the Rockies story || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

the depth of the suck throws a wet blanket upon the whole NL West || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

describing Monfort as ‘hot garbage’ is too kind for what he has done || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

there are Rox fans here but the excitement has waned due to Dick Monfort || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteamdick

two thousand seven hundred and eighty-seven losses for this team || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam

Forty-five to six not a college football score Blue Jays at Rockies || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam

Rockies just needed a visit from the Blue Jays to regress to mean || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

as we sit and wait for ownership to wake up one more season fades || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

the fun is over we now must return to our regular schedule || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

the easiest way to connect with Rockies fans is a taco’s search || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

Warning Bernabel as his name insinuates is now en fuego || 🔥 🔥 🔥 #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

beauty emerges when the runs are taco-ing and the feed’s in sync || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

here we go again former Rockie succeeding once he leaves our team || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam

Walker Monfort here: I’m intrigued but would you change last name to “Monfort”? || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

stink amplifiers were turned up to eleven one louder than ten || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #ThisIsSpinalTap

the whole baseball world acknowledges the failure we call Dick Monfort || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

they are ranked dead last for their efforts on the field but best ownership* || *also 30th out of 30 #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

a taco’s haiku on a day where the Rockies give up a s’ocat || 😭😭😭 #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

that kind of language should not be coming out of three kids on shoulders || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

two truths in this pic Coors Field is still beautiful and Sandra’s shirt slaps || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

one thing is for sure whatever the right move is the Rox won’t do it || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

a century in historic depressing stretch infamy awaits || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

shitty man returns former Rockie smacks him ‘round sucks to suck, ya suck || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

All Star vacation a quick break from the losing back to it Friday || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

when writers block hits and I’m watching the Rockies here’s some good advice || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

Walker Monfort here looking for some team input one more Party Deck? || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

Rockies Twitter’s dad increases his age by one hbd big guy || @theoldgrizzlybear.bsky.social #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

front office changes generate the need for a profile picture change || #walkermonfort #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

the bats decided to forego the Midwest trip and stay home at Coors || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

five L’s in a row just another Rockies week twenty twenty five || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam

if I change my name to Rockies Haiku Monfort will they hire me? || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

a word came to mind when I heard the latest news it’s “nepotism” || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteam

precipitation cannot wash away the stink of this crap season || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

Denver’s great downtown should be swarming with purple but I just saw blue || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #Dodgers #selltheteam

please avert your eyes from 20th and Blake Street the vibes are not well || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

think the time has come for a total overhaul bring in Tyler Maun || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku @tylermaun.com

even the Monforts are starting to climb aboard the “sell the team” train || 😂😂😂 #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku #selltheteamdick

if you squint your eyes and look at today’s box scores you’ll see a win streak || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

Rockies just need to rattle off fifty straight wins then they’re back in it || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

doth my eyes deceive? a victory in LoDo year’s first walk-off win || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

record drops once more a slow crawl toward history bullpen implosion || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

organization rotted from the inside out time to burn it down || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

can someone tell me whether this is good or bad SELL THE ROCKIES DICK || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

happy day of birth to our good friend Moriah Rockies Twitter fam || @moriahjaybird.bsky.social

donald v elon I just hope one of them can convince dick to sell || #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku

the joy found online after just two Rockies wins proves we deserve more || #selltheteamdickmonfort #Rockies #baseball #poetry #haiku