What the fuck

I will never be the same after seeing what Ohtani did tonight

Devin Lloyd is a bad motherfukcker

Dansby Samsonite

Bill Schmidt got quidt

Just Kidding Dobbins

Hire me @rockies

Coach Prime added to his illustrious collection of timeouts in his trophy case

Conservatives too busy trying to own the libs today to notice the rapture didn’t come

This is truly the stupidest fucking month in American history

There are approximately 16 Elliss brothers in the NFL and they’re all good

3 points. 3 points!

Utes are gonna get their guts rearranged by Tech next week, I’m afraid

The Crim Reaper did it to ‘em

Marry/Fuck/Kill: Kansas State UCLA Colorado

I ask this with 100 percent seriousness: Who the fuck is Blaine Crim? Man, I am REALLY out of the loop

Don’t be a hateful piece of shit to anyone who isn’t a hateful piece of shit.

The Grand Junction Rockies/Chubs/Jackalopes are relocating. Probably wouldn’t have happened if dumb ass Rob Manfred didn’t destroy the minor leagues as they were. Long live the Pioneer League.

Unfortunately Cole Bishop should probably be forced to retire after that play

He only threw 88 pitches and they didn’t let him go for the CG? Come on, Schaeff

Oh this is even better than what I assumed was going to happen (Maxwell implicates a bunch of democrats and says Trump was innocent). A whole new level!

I just saw an ad for Friday Night Baseball on COZI TV. incredible.

Super disappointed in Kyle Freeland being a fake tough guy last night. If you’re gonna talk shit like he did to Devers, better be swinging on someone as Kyle should’ve been when Matt Chapman laid his hands on him.

Dollander being this bad is what very well might end up being the last straw for me

What a catch by

@hilerie.bsky.social the Utes AND the Vandals?!?! You’re the best

The Utes. Many people are saying it

Probably because he’s about to get tarmac’d

When was the last time Alabama was losing 31-17

What’s the record for number of days in a row the local news starts its broadcast by glazing a dead cop? Fox 13 is on like two weeks running

Coach Prime is starting a timeout collection in a glass case in his office

The Incredibly Sorry To Hear That Tour ft. Halestorm, Chevelle, Shinedown, and Staind Coming to a city near you

Anybody wanna fill me in on what exactly it is that we’re thanking Austin Gomber for?

Imagine at best splitting a series with the 2025 Rockies. Absolute fraud and loser shit

99 percent sure I just saw Mark Callaway on 17th E and 94th S in Sandy

It had been two weeks since he had felt the comfort of an ice cold Coors Light on his lips, then piercing through his tongue before going down—so, so smooth—into his eager craw

Lotta smoke around Ohtani potentially being a pretty bad guy

Deadline is poppin off, shit

Why on earth would anyone be surprised about this? It’s the Rockies!

GM of the Colorado Rockies

If only Hogan would’ve died in 1998. My beloved WCW would still be around

Vaxxed??

That’s Jen, Jen fucking rocks

Watching Chase Dollander is sad as fuck. The Rockies, man. Grosssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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happy 25th birthday to one of the greatest albums ever recorded. i remember getting this on the day it came out and listening to nothing else for weeks. perfect, perfect record meant to be listened to with feiticeira leading off

At this point I’ve learned to wait for a Rockies player to have consecutive good years before having The Talk about them, but it’s getting difficult to resist the urge regarding Hunter Goodman. It’s the catcher bias, for sure

Continuing to run the likes of Tyler Kinley out there is inexplicably unfair to the young upstart Rockies players who have been showing to the ballpark with energy and largely playing well over the last little while. For this, I’m afraid Warren Schaeffer must be arrested.

Who’s in RF for the Rockies? Maybe the worst outfield arm I’ve ever seen, at least on that play…