Damn the Rockies finally remembered they’re facing Mitch Keller

Watch out

Doyle and Tovar. What’s the deal with these guys

Ran into Dick Monfort on the rooftop of the Rally Hotel last night while the kids were swimming. All I could muster to say to him was “Hi, Mr. Monfort.” I am a coward.

If there’s a big problem with me going on a k*lling spree, which we already know there won’t be,

PDP/Purple Row truly against the world

I’d rather see Jared Lorenzen out there tbh. This guy stinks

There’s about 1500 people here and 1250 of them are Mets fans

Is anyone braving the cold temps and going to the Rockies game tonight? Thinking of cruising over there

The Rally Hotel is unbelievable. Gotta hand it to Dick Monfort honestly

I’m sure he was evil in many ways but I deeply long for the days when billionaires were into baseball and pro wrestling and not publicly doing weird shit with their sperm

I’ve landed in Denver and I have A List

Take it easy on my guy TQ

It absolutely rocks that my family and I will be possibly be greeted with 6 inches of snow upon our arrival in Denver on Wednesday morning

Go Av’s

Haven’t seen a #44 for the Rockies get lit up like this since Roy Oswalt

taco’s

The Mams are wild

The Rockies

The Rockies

UPDATE: LMAOOOOOOOO

Are we hearing about our Mams?

That might’ve been the quickest five run rally in baseball history

For those interested in how “taco’s” happened:

taco is

Our Mams

Chase Dollander is good. Mams are up. What could go wrong??

*pounding fists on table* mams mams Mams Mams MAMS MAMS

Looks like it’s time to say once again that if another team steals your signs, it’s your fault.

Rockies are gonna win the World Series

Is Chase Dollander good now? God I hope so. Rockies need it bad

Brian Fuentes ass road trip

Honestly the whole Grizzlies organization should be arrested for that lineup they put out there tonight. The NBA is so bad. SO BAD

Wal Mart is a company with fair prices and a unique business model that can support local jobs in a changing economy

MY Mams. Just a few minutes from a playoff berth

Lost in all the sweep hoopla is that the Rockies hitters finally had more walks than strikeouts today, for the first time in 251 games.

Damn dude the Rockies are kinda bad ass

I like Troy Johnston. Rockies have lacked any sort of personality for years and years and years.

Sit down, shrimp

This guy stinks

Hell of a start for the Rockies

Any Kyle Freeland guys around here?

The sound that made off of Goodman’s bat. Sheesh

Excuse me? The Rockies?

This guy’s name is Bender and he doesn’t even throw a curveball? Dumb

Also I’ve made a vow to not get mad about the Rockies even once this year. Please feel free to hold me to this