Note to our team and closer: I no longer fucking love this shit.

Since falling behind 2-1 to the Hawks, the Knicks have won 10 straight games by 225 points combined, the highest point differential in any 10-game span in NBA history, *regular season or postseason*

congrats to jared polis for getting played like a chump

before they blew up on bluesky this show was getting zero exposure. don't fall for their bait

It’s telling that Alabama took 14 years to implement Brown (you MUST desegregate) and < 14 days to implement Callais (you CAN eliminate Black districts if you call them Democratic, but you don’t HAVE to).

“I did everything right and they indicted me.” - Jeffrey Epstein

“I SAID FLUSH IT ALL GARFIELD, A HELICOPTER FOLLOWED ME HOME! WE’RE FUCKED GARFIELD!”

/to the tune of "Glory Days" Tampa Rays Andy Sonnanstine, Tampa Rays Jason Hammel, David Price Tampa Rays

Logging on

This is how the United States Department of Justice writes now.

What, me worry?

looking good sir

The pope is....WEAK ON CRIME

I thought this motherfucker got sent to hell

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Textbook negotiation, sir! The world thanks you for perpetual brinksmanship. We’re all looking forward to the next news cycle when we will all meltdown, even tho we all know that making the world spiral is what gets your broken ass off!

We love our Big Guy

Vinni3

the former host of celebrity apprentice and the former host of fox & friends weekend are launching bombs and destabilizing the world for generations all because voters decided their biggest issue was a trans kid playing jv tennis with their friends 4 states over

Guys I found the best Epstein Files email. The one that illuminates an elite class that's cocooned themselves into an unaccountable shell of wealth and privilege, fighting to protect their secrets and offenses. I could write a novel about this email. prospect.org/2026/02/17/e...

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

RIP to Terrance Gore, a guy I admired a lot and wrote about in the early days of Defector. Quite possibly the last of this particular kind of one-tool player, and one of the most fun to watch that I encountered. defector.com/its-terrance...

they should make a movie series about how it’s irresponsible to use technology to mess with the natural order of things for profit

Imagine how bad you have to be for the French to investigate you as a sex pervert.

The fact that every right winger with influence screams "who is paying for all of this" tells you exactly how awash in cash they all are, and how much they rely on that to keep their movement afloat.

taking trump seriously rn would be too damaging to a US in decline so the whole system is squirming to not look at him directly. press translating what he says to sound more sane, democrats just talking about eggs. he's too big to fail

A depressing spectacle that's honestly just deserts to the Novel committee for giving it to Machado as an attempt to split the baby with right wingers who begged for it to go to Trump

Tony Dokoupil: CBS News can now confirm that ICE agent Jonathan Ross has succumbed to injuries suffered during a terrorist attack on Jan. 7 in Fallujah, Minnesota. Rest In Power, king. After the break, join me as I talk to the “voice of Venezuela”, Marco Rubio.

A headline to sum up our times:

The Betsy DeVos henchman who got in my face and told me to get a job got arrested this week for trafficking fentanyl through the mail. #RIPBozo

Something very funny about how John Rocker is a far worse person in every way (more insecure, more self-absorbed, more regressive, etc) than Kenny Powers, a caricature inspired by Rocker and whose narcissism and vulgarity is so extreme that the viewing audience is supposed to laugh at the absurdity.

checking in on elon musk, the guy who absolutely did not give a nazi salute last year

Have to wonder if Trump got some bad results because he has not mentioned his score on the very normal, very routine cognitive testing that he does weekly.

They did it for Choo and Pence, what hero will step up and throw a “eh, he doesn’t belong but he was nice to me in the locker room” vote for #Royals great Alex Gordon?

Never once had I considered that Tom Brady might have watched and enjoyed Dumb and Dumber.

1/ MUST READ: @dfriedman.bsky.social asked the Pentagon about a Goodreads page linked to the email of a top official that featured pornographic books. Then, MAGA influencer—and newly minted member of DOD press corps—Jack Posobiec threatened to smear him. Quite the coincidence! ow.ly/EpQp50XHpYo

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Incredible feeling when 20 years of hating pays off

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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Woke up today to the news

It's going to be fascinating seeing Republicans try to figure out what they can say about Cheney that won't get them in trouble with Trump.