Maybe the British & Americans will even start pronouncing Haaland's name right now

Haaland doing it for the squarehead diaspora

🇳🇴I LOVE OUR LARGE TROLL SON 🇳🇴

they're rioting in the streets of poulsbo

KITSAP 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

Then Frog and Toad ate a big breakfast. And after that, they spent a fine, long day together.

The ban is heinous for what it does to transgender athletes. But if you think cisgender girls and young women won’t be caught up in the fallout, too, you are woefully ignorant

If you prefer to pay "money" for "tickets" to a more polished (but still not fully polished) version of this hour, the last WIP before shipping off the @edfringe.bsky.social will be at Kenyon Hall in West Seattle Saturday July 25th: www.kenyonhall.org/events/gabey...

Seattle people: July 9th at Sew Generously, chill ass preview of my Edi show @ my friend's tailor shop in Pioneer Square that turns out is perfectly shaped for comedy. Unticketed by donation (whatever you wanna give or not give), but RSVP cuz there's limited seats www.eventbrite.com/e/gabey-luca...

The trans sports ban are almost completely an invention of the media, conservative and mainstream. it has been years of lies, of shoddy fact checking on just completely false conservative claims, years of phony concern trolling.

I never know when it’ll happen, but time to time, I’ll find myself deep into an Ingrid Michaelson phase.

German PKers throwin a slant on the 1 yard line over here

researching baseball

everyone loves an underdog until it’s their turn to lose to airbud

Living in The Golden Age of the Scam has, for some reason, produced a lot of people real bad about falling for scams

Wasted my 20s w/ an awesome crew of writers, getting paid beer money at an entity hellbent on screwing us over in a race to the bottom, w/ readership who effusively praised my work but wouldn't follow it to any other platform, & now in my 30s have nothing to show for it. It ruuules.

Folks like to say "if you pitched the concept of libraries in 2026 people'd act like it's nuts." I also believe this applies to the Columbus Blue Jackets.

The thing about the Mariners is they'll look like the worst team to ever take the field and either randomly turn it around and play like champions, or keep playing that way for the rest of the year. It's always a surprise which path they take. That's why Mariners fandom is so rewarding.

Attn Seattle friends

Please help out this friend of the Seattle sports scene who's getting screwed by who else but United Healthcare out of necessary medication for cancer treatment gofund.me/56bb51cbb

A dog's dream

Seattle people: July 9th at Sew Generously, chill ass preview of my Edi show @ my friend's tailor shop in Pioneer Square that turns out is perfectly shaped for comedy. Unticketed by donation (whatever you wanna give or not give), but RSVP cuz there's limited seats www.eventbrite.com/e/gabey-luca...

… a lil opossum munching away on my cliff bar in my pannier! 🤯😂 How did it get here?!

when I've got the puck w/ 10 minutes left & could either A) make one (1) easy pass or B) throw that sucker over three (3) opponents' sticks just to keep everyone on their toes

Pausa de Hidratción

welcome to seattle, our weed is very strong www.seattletimes.com/sports/world...

God I love my first home (Seattle) & my adopted home (Vancouver)

Well, that was a fucking ride.

I only watch proper sports

Ope Kitsap County national team just scored??

We all prepare for Super El Niño differently

The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.

basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it.

Two axolotls sharing a cherry pie

policy... is an expression of values you dont have policy because you dont have values

We know that one of the best things we can do for the environment is to build dense housing in walkable neighborhoods with robust transit. Sprawl not only results in loss of forests and farmland, it increases green house gases and contributes to driving which results in more toxic runoff from tires

Found the increasingly elusive Good Part Of The Internet

I love the Spice Girls

Hilarious and deeply insightful writing by @brianphillips.lol.

I’m dismayed by the decline in the quality of everyday items, systems, and interactions. Not only because our quality of life is eroding, but because once you’ve normalized the enshittification of everything, it’s much harder to notice it or to fight it.

*texting my hockey team "happy birthday to my favorite gays" cuz my brainfart knows it's their special month but is spacing on the verbiage*

trans rights and women’s rights are not in opposition, they are in fact two fronts of the same war, and cis women should support trans folk not just because it’s the morally correct thing to do but also because an attack on trans folk is an attack on us

Y'all I made this yesterday and forgot to share it, please clap #goms #gosonics