It's Tennis Night in America grab your buds & your beers it's gonna be a fight

It's Tennis Night in America grab your buds & your beers it's gonna be a fight

I dont know if anyone would appreciate this, but just in case someone ~might~, my fantasy team is going on yr 8 of having that Davis Webb ESPN graphic as its icon

I dont know if anyone would appreciate this, but just in case someone ~might~, my fantasy team is going on yr 8 of having that Davis Webb ESPN graphic as its icon

Which on that note I'm doing probably the last show at least in a long time, maybe ever, of my first Edinburgh comedy show, A Berkshire Boar Walks Into a Bar (& Gets Shot in the Face), next Saturday October 4th at Kirkland Arts Center at 6. It's free! kirklandartscenter.org/kirkland-fri...

Well don't I feel stupid

somehow in my mind I have linked the success of the Seattle Mariners to turning the tide against fascism and while I know it has no empirical basis it feels right

Go to your local music n comedy n shows n general community arts n culture n shit. It's $15, more fun, & we're struggling cuz everything hinges on an algorithm now + covid + listings getting replaced by pay-to-play (& buy your tickets once you decide youre going so producers dont have to cancel!)

good morning, Seattle :)

Hang the banner.

AMR supports @emmettmontgomery.bsky.social proposal to have a ceremonial Dog Mayor. The movement starts here

M's clinch the division for the first time since I was 6 ~and~ @alexis4seattle.bsky.social popped by Joketeller's Union to talk union business it's a good night for Seattle

Naylor???

comparing car features for a project & seeing all these modern EVs' safety tools of rear sensors, front sensors, backup cameras, lane assist, etc., I decided to look up what the Car Website had to say about my 2003 Honda Pilot:

Cal n company on their way to go win this whole fuckin thing

Seattleites: can we have bus lanes? SDOT under Bruce Harrell: the best I can do is get rid of the agua fresca vendors

Cal n company on their way to go win this whole fuckin thing

I wonder what rally shoe guy is up to right now. I hope the answer is "crushin a shotski w the lads* (*gender neutral)"

Cal Raleigh…

This whole rapture kind of rocked?

RAISE THE FUCKING BANNER

Might as well

OH SO THIS IS THE RAPTURE HELL YEAH I LOVE RAPTURES

big dumper after dark

wait did gundy get raptured

Great news: Sales at Pike Place Market were up 7.5% in August too! That's three months of solid data showing the pedestrianization pilot is good for business. Add your ideas for how to keep the momentum going into the fall: actionnetwork.org/letters/pike...

Happy equinox! This summer my cousins came over from Singapore & Montana & we played a dads vs (adult) kids game of wiffle ball but then had to call it after all the dads pulled their groins by the 6th inning.

For years, Sojourners has been doing the essential work of rooting Christianity not in nationalism, but in social justice, by equipping congregations with tools to bring clarity where there's confusion, hope where there's despair, and love where there's fear.

When we invented the sport circa 911 CE, we called it knattleikr. This literally means the ball sport in Old Norse, but then a few people said it didn't make sense to the English brain, so they started calling it cricket. Nobody knows what the word cricket means.

From what I can tell, the Astros corner of The Internet has become one with the Dril "I'm not mad, dont put it in the newspaper that I'm mad" tweet. Fascinating scientific discovery.

This is horrible news: When I look for informative reporting on politics and elections in Washington state, most of what I find and learn from is from Crosscut/Cascade PBS. This will leave a huge void.

just another reason I'll be cheerfully filling in the oval by Wilson's name again when the ballots come in late October -- Harrell's arrogance is beyond the pale.

(Break out the) (cuz it's)

Seattle-Tacoma: In case you didnt know already, our Sinclair station is Komo 4

So turns out this show is fun as shit, The Apex/El Sid in Everett rules, & if youre in the north end you should check it out.

Yeah I've said this before but I didn't quit Twitter out of some great sense of Purpose; I quit because the user experience fucking sucked

Gene!

The Mariners are simultaneously the world's prisoner, and absolute masters of the universe

Juli, yo

Dudes rock

This is tonight & if you type in my first name all caps into the discount code you get 25% off can you believe it? www.eventbrite.com/e/bo-johnson...

Joe Montana by the 5th step in the drop:

This is tonight, one of the best lineups I've seen on in years & looks like there are a few tickets still left! www.eventbrite.com/e/northwest-...

This is tonight, one of the best lineups I've seen on in years & looks like there are a few tickets still left! www.eventbrite.com/e/northwest-...

if you don't settle down I'm going to go down to the fire station and give ALL the halloween candy to the firefighters!!!

The ages of 5-8, where each year I was the 2nd best player on my little league team + one of 2 girls, but always ostracized by the boys despite them being sand castle in left field-building ass freeloaders. Except for the best player on each team, who was always the Good Guy. Still true.

cynical in voice and manner, but whimsically naive in how much she leaves her bag unsupervised at comedy venues