I love Sam Cooke's song Wonderful World cuz it's such a classic in its timeless relatability. Namely, I also dont know what a slide rule does.

We're doing this again tonight but in a different house in a different neighborhood at 8. DM me if you want details to come join 🫡

Is this... *gestures vaguely* ?

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

You mean... a sandwich?

Hi hello me and one of my favorite comedians nay people Abraham Tadesse are saying "jokes" at "Chainline Brewing" in "downtown Kirkland" on May 14th. *Homestar Runner voice* Isn't that neat? www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-c...

behold josh naylor in all his base stealing glory

I have just been alerted to the burger king logo customizer and

My deepest condolences to the West Seattle Taco Bell Community. I stand with you during this trying time. Your grief is felt and I share in it. May this loss be a reminder to all of us to Live Más.

*squints* when did that last point of contention need to be codified

Stop asking "what is prestige drama." We know what prestige drama is. It's when a man is leaning on a desk (showing not telling "feelings") & then pushes everything off the desk in one fell swoop (showing the "feelings" are "angry")

Kids just got dunked on by Whoever TF Lyndie Lobdell Is

Useful thing to use here

we're simply making too many things. no more objects

I know Ryan Gosling in Crazy Stupid Love got hella bitches, but I'm just saying he woulda got ~even more~ if his closing line, instead of "Let's get outta here," was "Let's skedaddle." Mormon missionary: So, is that a no?

"She'll always be the Royale Tiger Towel Paper Towel Power Play to me."

CAMUS: we must consider Sisyphus happy SARTRE: always tried. always failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better. SCHULTZ: aaugh

Wanna see an #EdFringe sausage get made? Specifically, wanna see the worst but possibly most fun-in-a-weird-way version of this particular sausage? Tomorrow at 7:30 on Capitol Hill, Seattle, Washington, Cascadia, Earth, DM me for details.

It's the end of poetry month so still time to share this brilliant poem from my now-13-y.o.. He wrote it at the early days COVID lockdown in April 2020 when he was a 1st grader, frustrated about writing poetry.

Dang conference realignment really has gotten out of hand

Ye Olde Surpphe & Turpphe Shoppe

Hi hello me and one of my favorite comedians nay people Abraham Tadesse are saying "jokes" at "Chainline Brewing" in "downtown Kirkland" on May 14th. *Homestar Runner voice* Isn't that neat? www.eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-c...

Come talk to BURL DIRKMAN tonight! Office hours at BASE CAMP STUDIOS for the Downtown Art Walk, 6-8 pm

I’ve talked extensively about how as commercial AIs hoover up web traffic and at the safe time enormously lower the cost to generating low quality content, high-quality content will disappear from the web, and AI slop will predominate. It’s just a matter of time until this is a top search result.

Looked in the mirror & realized I'm dressed exactly like Dwayne The Rock Johnson in that photo of him that you thought of when I said "dressed exactly like Dwayne The Rock Johnson"

everyone loves an underdog until it’s their turn to lose to airbud

I haven’t had it this far but during the World Baseball Classic Japan fell in love with the Czech baseball team. As they should have. As the team was populated with like, plumbers & electricians like the golden days of baseball. But anyway, a beer was brewed!!

"I don't trust you as far as I can throw you" means a lot less when you say it about a cat. You can't trust any cat and you can throw most of them pretty far.

Guitar solos

Folks like to say "if you pitched the concept of libraries in 2026 people'd act like it's nuts." I also believe this applies to the Columbus Blue Jackets.

Pope Leo on AI: “Within digital environments — structured to persuade — interaction is optimized to the point of rendering a real encounter superfluous; the otherness of persons in the flesh is neutralized, and relationships are reduced to functional responses.” This short thread is worth reading:

“Jorts is an 18 lb neutered male domestic short hair. Evaluated for extensive evening screaming. In good health; behavioral. Very affectionate. Vet enjoys visiting for fun”

Looks we love

It's about time the spoiled, coddled, and pampered mariners fans experienced some adversity

1 beer: What a nice day 2 beers: Love my friends! 3 beers: I could probably drive a forklift 4+ beers: I'm too handsome to work

of all the things that makes me wanna shove tech & marketing dbags in a locker, them referring to web pages & email campaigns as "beautiful" is top 3

absolutely getting suckered into Watching A Terrible Movie In A Hotel Room

SIFF lineup is out with local gems + some of the more ambitious programming of recent memory. Thus, burned the midnight oil to write up early recs (POWWOW PEOPLE, THE LIFE YOU LEAVE, GHOST IN THE MACHINE, & EIGHT BRIDGES) for @thestranger.com to get ya started 📽️ www.thestranger.com/arts/siff-un...

IF YOURE IN LINE TO BULLY ICE STAY IN LINE

Like this dude looks like his side gig is giving lectures to handsome men on how to be more humble

We're doing "I only use free range, all-natural cocaine" but for real?

Heckler DESTROYS Other Heckler In Single Combat

This just reminds me, it's dawning on me I haven't publicized enough that A) Nathan Fillion owned a hover board before everyone else and B) I once spent most of a workday riding Nathan Fillion's hover board (highly recommend)

Inside you are two wolves

“You’re not supposed to use your phone while driving.” “Got it. Let’s install large tablet touchscreens in almost every single new car.”