lord forgive me but it’s time to return back to tha old me, enough caffeine to induce in a horse a myocardial infarction

I know we’re all pirates here sailing on the high seas but have any of you good fiends ever heard of high fidelity

I wrote about how I probably wouldn’t be a journalist if not for this program. But this is just one of hundreds of post-sec programs that have been cut in an ongoing national funding crisis. thetyee.ca/News/2026/05...

watch so tasteful call it casio e pepe

oh so when I do it I’m called a male manipulator but when he does it he’s called “the mentalist” 😒

[me getting wrestled to the floor, fighting off the store clerks, vinyl records strewn across the shop floor]: you said this jazz was free!

Americans must simply have everything as soup. Eggs. Soup. Steak. Soup. The gulf coast after the ravaging effects of climate change. Soup.

source? bro I heard it on a mitski song

everyone loves an underdog until it’s their turn to lose to airbud

how dare you interrupt my movie with your “important flight captain’s announcement”

don’t worry babes you WILL find the love of your life at the goldeneyes game ❤️

would have loved to play boar on the floor with logan roy at least once

christian sober (drinks wine on sundays)

some of y’all need to worry less about what’s happening to the farmers and focus more on what’s happening to the tim hortons farmers wrap

“I had my heart broken last time, I won’t be falling for that again,” me talking about the fool’s spring.

lioness or y’all mind if a war cwiminal have a widdle feeling? 😔👉👈

a pity that 2:30 pm sleepy me and 2:30 am wide awake me seem to be two entirely different people

triggering a global economic recession just to feel something

too late! I have already imagined myself as a smooth cream coloured cat relaxing on a rug and you as a seething orange cat lunging at me as seen on the cover of mitski’s “Nothing’s About to Happen to Me.”

fighting and losing a war on two fronts? baby numbers, watch this

lmao you think I’m afraid of a shady link? I already gave away my privacy and info to “Download Football Manager 2013 Full Game on Steam,” I no longer fear death

when the older guy with the gruff voice tells you the carhartt jacket suits you

no business going so hard, left no crumbs etc youtu.be/x_E2RYSutrE

when the indie bookstore has unwieldy stacks of books AND a ladder

For more than three years, Elwyn Thom has collected furniture destined for the dump, fixing it up and reselling the pieces at a discounted price. In December, I visited his storefront to learn why. Check out my latest in the Tyee: thetyee.ca/WhatWorks/20...

[cowboy voice] well listen here pardner I don’t know about eeenglish but round these parts we’re hoping to pick up some portuguese with the transformative powers of bossa nova

me saying the joke pun one more time on the zoom call just in case they didn’t hear me

feel very lucky to have studied economics and human choices under scarce conditions for moments like this, organizing my attache case in resident evil 4

*vin diesel voice* I don’t have friends, I got family day

“In moments of cascading crises, what’s often forgotten are the people at the centre of it all.” @olapalooza.bsky.social reviews “For the Sun After Long Nights.”

Instead of a rage room or even therapy, they should just invent a slack where everyone reacts with the laughing emoji on your jokes

girl are we an orphan oil well? because it looks like some people drilled here and forgot to clean up

yeah youtu.be/E3RlMT-Xino?...

hmm why is beyonce’s resentment five hours long

Thanks to the good folks at @thetyee.ca for republishing my piece from today

“People are literally working on it on the side of their desk. The guy next to them has no idea.” — @karmicangel.bsky.social Everyone’s got an opinion on whether #GenerativeAI is actually useful. So I've been wondering how it's being integrated — or not — into #CdnMedia. Explainer in @thetyee.ca:

“For those who are just learning about Tumbler Ridge for the first time, know that it is so much more than the events of this week. The town is a portrait of resiliency. It has survived against the odds and emerged stronger.” @thetyee.ca thetyee.ca/News/2026/02...

😮‍💨 youtu.be/2fdV_C3YGIs?...

they don’t know about former nba point guard tony parker’s acting career

scientists need to study more what happens to the human body when exposed to stimuli like t-pain

you, simple: ghanaian jollof is better me, enlightened: hmm the terroirs on this rice, sense the wood of the baskets in which the peppers and tomatoes were carted in, the kiln in which the pot was forged, the loamy earth on which the chicken roamed…

BC Cancer has agreed to treat Francisco Barahona on an urgent basis after The Tyee reported Thursday he had being denied care despite being ravaged by cancer, @michellegamage.bsky.social reports. thetyee.ca/News/2026/02...

she wakes up to the early edition and he wakes up to Q but nobody wants to talk about these problematic cbc morning show wake up time gaps

BIG UPDATE: Francisco’s lawyer Yanni Nicolidakis-Mustafa says "BC Cancer has agreed to treat Francisco on an urgent basis… He is still waiting for a bed to open up for him, but they have taken note of the urgency of the matter and are moving quickly to get him into treatment.” @thetyee.ca Impact!!!

what if I got really into gundam what then

putting out a hit on sally rooney for that normal people ending

Drop the plus. Just Apple TV. It’s cleaner.

What’s the most shocking name you can give a French child? Apolline!

@thetyee.ca is hiring a biodiversity reporter! We're looking for someone who can bring a good sense of curiosity & narrative to the role, and also do some investigative/accountability reporting. Deets here: thetyee.ca/Tyeenews/202...