if you ever feel small and powerless, just remember how consequential and destabilizing a mere hangnail can be

designers are so weird what do you mean you’re inspired by rams that diet

everyone has a price and mine is when they put banh mi saigon on doordash

[me watching the sun go down before five]: maybe a new sweater would fix me

christians admit scared of halloween not because witchy or ghoulish but because horny

death note “L” graffiti on the bus, the kids are alright 🥹

too many youth these days trying to see tiddies, not enough trying thucydides smh

heard everyone was talking about heists 🖼️🥸😎 youtu.be/pLGKj1tS-JM?...

we take so much for granted today bc if you showed up in a medieval village talking about how much you love curly fries they would immediately burn you at the stake

gilmore girls? more like stomachs gurlgilng more from all that coffee

beethoven playing as I unclench my jaw call it sweet chin music

she was a bones girl, he was a mentalist boy

you, feeble, need militantly organized hobonichi techo, moleskin, leuchtturm, lamy fountain pen me, strong, inscribes valuable notes on loose mail spam real estate notepad with a complimentary amnesty international pen

mom can you come pick me up they’re turning 2014 into an micro aesthetic

where there’s smoke there’s a fire but also could be barbacoa

The interlocutor role allowed Kimberly Murray to witness the relief of families “finding answers that they’ve been searching for for 30, 40, 50 years.” thetyee.ca/News/2025/10...

“When it came to the actual obligations,” she said, “they had nothing to tell me. They had nothing to commit to.” Canada Hasn't Done Anything about Unmarked Graves Report, Interlocutor Says via @thetyee.ca & @olapalooza.bsky.social thetyee.ca/News/2025/10...

As many Canadians reckon with their country’s history, a loud and organized group of people continues to minimize and deny the harm residential schools and other colonial policies did to Indigenous Peoples. thetyee.ca/News/2025/10...

can’t believe they called it kahlua and not joe exotic

we’re actually running out of opposition parties to defect or get booted from in BC

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Chore Coat

[me at the end of toy story 2] one must imagine woody happy

Two of these - doubling capacity of Canada LNG and expanding the Red Chris mine - are in northwest B.C. and are already in the works www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

secretly compiling my christmas playlist in september like I’m engaged in a covert nuclear program in contravention of international law

you can never come back from telling your younger siblings you love them. can’t even pretend to be tough shit after

kids equating “bussin” with all that is good and excellent is probably bad news for the automobile lobby

consoling myself by noting I did not have the benefit of hindsight when I ate that burrito

kraft heinz split like bennifer for hot dog enthusiasts

drugstore security must be great at race science because how do they always know when I’m about to shoplift

not a day passes when I don’t think fondly of the vaulter headline “Shit Show at the Fuck Factory”

Absolutely devastating and enraging. @bethanylindsay.bsky.social with horrific details on a system of widespread abuse and impunity.

After 6 boys ran away from Kuper Island residential school in 1939, police opened an investigation into their claims of sexual abuse. The file was closed with no charges after accused clergy were moved out of BC. 60 years on, RCMP took another look and smelled a cover-up theijf.org/cover-up-kup...

tony the tiger gotta be my favourite italian

always nice when the city you moved to for its pristine air and scenery now sometimes looks like silent hill on playstation one

Leading genocide scholars organization says Israel is committing genocide in Gaza apnews.com/article/geno...

robert moses being a passenger princess is actually so funny to me he’s just like me for real

it’s cute when he lays upon his little house but the name — snoopy — suggests a darkness in the heart of this dog, an alienation of the soul produced by his surveillance role in the sinister peanuts panopticon

forced to work in media because there are no open tenured positions at the sandwich making university

how about you coffee snobs put some BEANS in the GROUNDS and watch them BLOOM

your honour in my defence I thought I was a vibe

“So we’ll hunt him. because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight” - me trying to explain the incalculable loss of Yves Veggie Cuisine

okay but which school board district did taylor and travis serve? because stealing valour is a federal crime 🧐

surely there’s no song recording hornier than this youtu.be/CVME8dp1mVU?...

walking into oncoming traffic to avoid the summer bugs

mr crow no need to conceal your just found cheeky cigarette please I don’t judge

balance is chasing delight with inconvenient forms of media, friendship and community offline as much as possible while also maintaining absolutely depraved amounts of time on the internet

actually untangling wired earbuds breeds character and is for those who are strong in spirit you wouldn’t get it

just remember they can’t prosecute a bf and a gf for the same torrent

"While it’s probably not fair to blame Vice for the current state of cultural chaos that we’re enjoying, they’re not innocent, either." This essay on a new documentary about Vice's questionable trajectory by @dorothywoodend.bsky.social is truly great. thetyee.ca/Culture/2025...

people walking up to me on the street with tears in their eyes saying to me in voices cracked and heavy with emotion “dijon in The Tyee”