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Professional nobody
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3 days ago
On the one hand, firing off random, racist,witless utterances cannot be condoned and it must have caused pain. On the other hand we need to understand the medical context. The president has dementia.
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Amy Winehouse was a wrestling fan.
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He doesn't hold a candle to Darren Day
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Cardinal Cyn
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Nash Is Here For It
11 days ago
Wow.
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NewsThump
9 days ago
NEWS! "Prints, Andrew" chuckles Custody Sergeant
newsthump.com/2026/02/19/p...
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“Prints, Andrew” chuckles Custody Sergeant
The artist formerly known as Prince Andrew has been arrested and charged with misconduct in a public office.
https://newsthump.com/2026/02/19/prints-andrew-chuckles-custody-sergeant/
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Jonathan Pie
9 days ago
Now that's just rubbing salt into the wound isn't it?
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The MAGA Powers Explode
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Valentine's dinner: Frank's Red Hot buffalo chicken wings Rack of baby back ribs Curly fries Garlic bread Tarte au citron Schloer Irn Bru 1901
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Unsolicited opinion, but Comet is easily the worst of the modern UK Gladiators. Viper loses all of the time but at least has some pantomime value for the kids; Comet loses, has nothing of note to say and displays zero charisma. Ideally, they would both go if there was a shake-up.
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Nick 🐙
21 days ago
"gravy is potato lube!" I scream as the staff throw me out of the carvery
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26 days ago
Donald Trump has an irrational hatred of multiple prizewinners. He's an EGOTist.
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Son of Bengt
29 days ago
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
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This is so badass. Ilhan Omar is attacked, goes towards the guy, then continues her speech while he's being held down just feet from her. That's awesome.
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Introvert Problems
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John Lister - johnlisterwriting.com
about 1 month ago
Happy birthday. Today you get your first access to social media and your first 24/7 access to a mobile phone. Also today, you can vote.
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I lived in Walsall for a year. This is accurate.
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about 1 month ago
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The first face I saw this morning when I turned on the TV was
@garybrannan.bsky.social
. I'd like to think that was a good thing
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Great worker. Never drops character.
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about 2 months ago
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about 2 months ago
"Hurrah for the Blsckshirts" said it in fewer words.
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The one and Only
about 2 months ago
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Athena Kugblenu
about 2 months ago
African descended people are walking around with surnames like McCalmont and Mcdonald but you're saying it's European culture facing erasure 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Gary Brannan
about 2 months ago
If you’re a paid user of X, you are now identifiable as having access to a tool that can generate CSAM images, and indeed, are liable for knowingly funding its hosting and development.
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GZY ⍼ גז"י
about 2 months ago
Parents, if you didn't have a problem until now of not posting pics of your kids on public social media, now might be a good time to start (and maybe scrub what's there already).
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Yeah, I may have pre-ordered this
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Ariaa®
about 2 months ago
My friends in Austria sent this and I can't stop watching...wait for the end. 🤗💜
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Jess Morrissette
about 2 months ago
Grok's new "feature" that allows users to undress women in photos posted to X is a new low for the platform. If you're somehow still active over there, I urge you to let this be your final straw.
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Introduce yourself with what almost killed you. Hi, I'm rogue firework
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about 2 months ago
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Ziggy 🎙️🔞🎧
about 2 months ago
Seeing this a lot. Echoing it without the niceness. If you drink & drive you're a fucking loser. A MASSIVE fucking loser. If you willingly put people at risk, you're pathetic. Actual dog shit. Don't be a cunt. Call a taxi. Have a designated sober driver. There's NO reason to drink & drive.
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I recorded my first audiobook.
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2 months ago
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I find
@lucyportercomic.bsky.social
utterly captivating. I just watched the Christmas Celebrity Chase with her and I'm in constant awe of her trivia knowledge teamed with her radiant personality.
2 months ago
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Merry Christmas and all that bollocks. Excellent picture by
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2 months ago
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Nick Pettigrew
2 months ago
And this is how the bigots win, by degrees. Just read an awful news story about a series of sexual assaults against the same victim and they named the race & nationality of each of the suspects despite it having no relevance to the offences allegedly committed. That just didn't happen a decade ago.
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Yuki Cinqnoda
2 months ago
I think it's kind of beautiful that this was Rob Reiner's final line on television
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Phony Clifton
3 months ago
Captain Tom's daughter, 2024
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I just completed my first sudoku and I'm really pleased with myself.
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Meg Elison
3 months ago
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Adam Bienkov
3 months ago
A Thailand-based crypto investor has handed a record-breaking £9 million to Reform UK, shortly before Nigel Farage used media interviews to plug his crypto firm and promise lower taxes and deregulation on the industry
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Crypto Investor Donates £9 Million to Reform UK After Nigel Farage Plugs His Company and Tells Industry 'I Am Your Champion'
The Reform leader recently used media interviews to back Christopher Harborne's company while promising to cut taxes and regulations on crypto firms
https://bylinetimes.com/2025/12/04/crypto-investor-donates-9-million-to-reform-uk-after-nigel-farage-plugs-his-company-and-tells-industry-i-am-your-champion/
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Emma Monk
3 months ago
In a surprise to absolutely no one, the mum she’s describing is not claiming benefits as a “lifestyle choice”. This paywalled article is full of “in my grandparents day, blah blah blah” and nasty sneery comments about latest iPhones for spoilt children🙄 🧵 1/9
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3 months ago
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This also happened on the Celebrity Traitors. Paloma was the the one killed by the Traitors but Niko and Tameka were the first two banished by the other players.
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Agreed. Dating apps badly affected my mental health due to the content ghosting and rejections, so I swore off them forever.
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Andy
3 months ago
“Get out of my fucking seat.”
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Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen: The Lounge Kittens Garbage Republica Michael Jackson Spice Girls
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The house next door is empty and up for sale. The battery in their smoke alarm is starting to die. I know I can call the estate agents tomorrow to let them know but it will still be irritating tonight...
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ben driscoll
3 months ago
maybe i am going insane
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Christmas gift shopping?
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Max Berger
3 months ago
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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