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June 1st. I’ve organized an unorganized wrestling streaming library for you. Again. 2700+ videos and rising. Stay tuned.

I just correctly identified a tunnel on Canal Boat Diaries as a cut-and-cover construction, using my knowledge from Secrets of the Underground, and, yes, I am nearly 50, what makes you ask?

This isn't me doing a bit, by the way. This is an actual storyline.

Is that how it works? Does he not at least have to say Abracadabra as well?

I told some political commentators to stop using clichés and it went down like a bucket of cold sick. They said my proposal was for the birds. The atmosphere quickly escalated from febrile to sulphuric.

I'm assuming this is a typo because otherwise it's quite telling that standing a Conservative candidate risks splitting the Tory vote.

First DLC announced.

Bayern Munich scoresheet or Wrestling Observer Newsletter 'Worst Feud of the Year' Award winners list?

Does Australia host Eurovision if it wins? That seems like a long way to fly a lot of people to perform at 5am.

There's going to be a Eurovision Asia and just imagine if that had been the first place anyone heard/saw Gangnam Style.

Enjoying Albania's song Like Like A Prayer.

Sneaking a giant screen into the flagshagger march is one of the funniest things @ledbydonkeys.org have ever done. "STAY HYDRATED" 😂🤣😂

I have just realised Peter Stefonavich and Peter Serafinowicz are different people. This makes a lot more sense now.

Delightful confusion on Test Match Special when it eventually becomes clear two commentators are talking about the best part of ground to watch from (behind bowler vs "side on") and the other thought they literally meant facing pitch vs sitting "side on".

Alex Hartley just said slow over rate fines go, and I quote, "in the ICC's back pocket." Well, somebody is definitely retired.

Genuine edge of your seat thrills and tension in the cricket. Truly, every ball counts and it could got either way. (It's clearly getting rained off, but if they stay on for another three overs, I lose half of my refund.)

There's a range of views as the electorate is made up of individuals, and yes.

When people say that if Burnham wins, he'd almost certainly be coronated, are they assuming Starmer stands down? Or that if he refuses, the cabinet forces him out, Johnson style?

So are the NEC not even going to bother pretending to have a rules-based explanation for refusing Burnham permission to run in Gorton and Denton but allowing him to run this time? Because nothing has actually changed since they explicitly said he was blocked to avoid an unnecessary by-election.

Me: "I will definitely watch, download and keep every Omni show WWE Vault posts." WWE:

Heartfelt Apology Robs Man Of Cherished Grudge https://theonion.com/heartfelt-apology-robs-man-of-cherished-grudge-1819571566/

32.6% turnout. Got the active support of 6.6% of the electorate.

Can we really rule out the Makerfield PLP deciding now is the ideal time to prove their autonomy?

Can’t believe no one has uploaded this to BlueSky (that I could find, anyway), but thanks to Popbitch for the heads-up. If you ever wondered what ex-Children’s BBC presenter Simon Parkin is up to these days … (sound on, swearing, etc):

I think they prefer you to call it an "all-women shortlist."

Today in UK politics news, the government announced the biggest fall in NHS waiting lists on record. Also, the Health Secretary resigned.

Now is finally the time for Bob Servant (Independent)

Following Wes Streeting's fleeting meeting, he's been tweeting retreating from his cabinet seating, promising Starmer's defeating, which was Keir's fear that would cost him dear and lose his cheer, so he'll probably outflank Wes and jeer 'hold my beer, while I attack the queer community, hear?'.

Where The Street(ing)s Have No Names.

99 not out. A moral victory for Somerset.

Scoreboard currently showing last batter was out for 56, with the team score at 540. Which is a bit odd being that the current team score is 55. The 540 is actually the cut off time. No idea on the last batter figure.

This is half true. It's lasers on streets, but on motorways it's 10-metre saw blades.

Blaze batters just collided mid run. Somerset opted not to run them out. I look forward to celebrating their Spirit of Cricket award and also Tammy Beaumont's impending double century.

I mean, I'd say Keir Starmer would have quite a big decision.

Andy Burnham currently on a train to Clacton.

Ed Miliband is going to be Prime Minister. Credit to the scriptwriters, this is strong long-term storytelling.

At Exmouth for a Somerset game. Was just reading the menu for the kiosk selling monkfish tail stew when a steward came over with padded cushions for the bench I'm on. I have had worse outground experiences.

oh :(

We all know the ratio, right. Starmer beats Streeting 52-48.

Somebody’s description of this as the night of the short sporks is my favourite way of putting it.

For real this time.

My latest edit, Carry On Hardcore Henry. Please share if you know someone who might enjoy it. Thanks.

Maybe they could all back a candidate who promised to withdraw as soon as another candidate entered the race. Let's call her "Katherine West".