My photograph of the ISS tonight looks like Paddington coming for me after I flatline on the operating table

Erm... no.

The actress who played Tyrone's Romanian partner in Coronation Street is now playing a schoolgirl in Boarders. She's 33.

Surely most Conservative who'd be happy to be a junior coalition partner with Reform in this circumstance would already have defected to Reform?

#11 - learning the difference between correlation and causation

Today I was making my way through immigration at MEX. The agent asked me the purpose of my visit. I said I was there to work with CMLL. She got really close and whispered, "...as a participant?" in a way that made it so clear that she didn't want to out me in case I was an unmasked luchadora 😂 😂 😂

I don't care how much you are thumping the opposition. You do not need five lots of drinks in 22 minutes.

I don't care if you've just taken a wicket. You do not need drinks brought on after one over.

What the hell is a venue facility fee? Is there some sort of opt-out where I pay to see the show but I'm not allowed to use the toilets or the escalator?

Pauline McGlynn's character in Coronation Street said "Go on" and then just stopped. Deliberate teasing. Even Maureen Lipman gave us an "ology" in the end.

WHY. CAN'T. THINGS. JUST. HAVE. A. PRICE?

It's all about the game, and how you play it.

Feels like Just Stop Oil's message has been taken a bit too literally.

How long's the waiting list at this church?!

🚨GOAL🚨 Senegal 0-1 Morocco o.g. 90+58 (days)

I have an Excel joke it's really good most people rate it Oct 10

Turns out Scotland has a weird lawmaking system where if you don't agree with a bill on assisted dying, you argue your case and then have a vote on whether to make it a law or not. It'll never catch on in the House of Lords.

A WrestleFest greeting card I made. Opening the card will create a suplex maneuver being performed.

My god, it's only what WWE Network's live stream could have been: www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3GH... Currently showing what appears to be an untelevised MSG match from 1994, following on from a Buzz Sawyer squash and the main event of Capital Carnage 98.

Genuinely useful bit of (unrequested) AI insertion in Gmail - an email I didn't open for a couple of days which has a time-limited offer has an auto-inserted line at the top saying the offer in the email has now expired.

@crickether.com @00childpodcast.bsky.social Just spotted something odd for Welsh Fire tickets. The first game, vs MI London, is £29 (up from £20 last year) for the best seats, which caused me to nope out. However, I've just realised the other three games are all still the same price as last year.

Yeah, maybe it might be an idea to warn people before you update your credit report tool to incorporate their mortgage.

What a great couple of PPV shows Revolution was.

I thought it was a T-20 but apparently it's a Test.

Is it really not technically possible in 2026 to just show the tickets that are actually for sale, right now, at this moment. You tell me the price, I pay it, everyone's happy.

Do you want my fucking money or not?

Really feel for FTR tonight. Such awful luck to have two guys bleeding on the night they use pristine white ring gear.

All we need to do is get one other supermarket to use the same algorithm and we're golden.

I know exactly how one major supermarket* sets prices because I wrote the software that does it. It’s “1p cheaper than the cheapest non-supermarket petrol within 1km”. Yes, I was disappointed too. *Sainsbury’s

Tottenham's chances of winning a domestic trophy are rising by the minute.

While I don't believe Farage's deadline for Tory defections will hold, I think we're close to needing a formal transfer window.

All For One And One For All, Ash Sarkar Is At The Wrestling

At a show where, 20 minutes after making a bunch of matches including title contests, the GM won their version of Money In The Bank meaning he can now have a title shot against anyone at any time and... well... yeah.

Can you imagine if Spotify only let you play complete albums with no way to go to a specific song, and it had no track listings? (And, yes, I am aware many music purists would be in favour of this, but in this analogy one band has been putting out three to four albums a week for many years.)

It is very obvious when streaming app developers just treat wrestling like an episodic TV show that everyone watches from start to finish with no breaks or skipping. It's also very obvious when wrestling promotions can't comprehend that anyone might not want to do that.

Looks like the Women's Intra-Squad matches are going to be streamed at least (and I have the day off Monday)

This tickled me (posted by Rhoda Bracewell on the other place)

They should stop in the first safe country they pass through

Just once I'd like to hear Tony Schiavone say "actually, that's *not* a great call. You're talking complete shite."

I cannot believe that a similar storyline has appeared in Coronation Street (11,826 episodes) and The Archers (20,861 episodes.)

First-time legally available online for a Collision in Korea match, plus WCW Saturday Night and Sunday Night Slam matches.

Our Parish council literally went six months where the only actual topic of debate at meetings was "bin at one end of one alleyway or dog poo bin at other end."

Likelihood of this content warning benefitting anyone X level of benefit = a tiny bit. Likelihood of this content harming anyone X level of harm = zero. A tiny bit > zero.

There should be a MyAEW title that's like the Speed title with three minute time limits and only takes place during ad breaks.

If I wanted to see what some randoms on X are posting about Dynamite, I'd go on X. I miss the days when you'd put on TV and all that it showed was the thing you were trying to watch.

Enjoying Hannah Fry going full-Louis-Theroux. "Isn't your business a bit... eugeniscy?"

Erm...

"Here's who's grossly underpaid with our new system!"